Based on a collection forwarded to us by Mike W.

Apparently the White House wasn't the only place he confused a door with a window....

General Secretary suggests the following:

Regan = Saw 1
Bush = Saw 2
Obama = There's Something about Mary

And also Palin in her fishing waders: what we could've had.

That's a fairy nice valance. Now where the f#&k is the gawddamn doily?

Oh! I just <i>love</i> what Barry is doing there. And why should Barry chop wood? The last time that Bonnie Fwank was here at the Rancho de Rio Grande he said that he'd do all the word work in this administration, thank you, once National Health Care was passed so that there would be funds to help him move his upper lip.

This silly story doesn't tell the whole story though--this is a curtain with the Exit sign. It doesn't give Barry O. the credit for the Social Security, free health care, and AFDC with the Enter signs along the border.

F. Lee Bruno wrote:Oh! I just <i>love</i> what Barry is doing there. And why should Barry chop wood? The last time that Bonnie Fwank was here at the Rancho de Rio Grande he said that he'd do all the word work in this administration, thank you, once National Health Care was passed so that there would be funds to help him move his upper lip.

This silly story doesn't tell the whole story though--this is a curtain with the Exit sign. It doesn't give Barry O. the credit for the Social Security, free health care, and AFDC with the Enter signs along the border.

Oh, Bruno, you are so observant. I was going to say something about the exit sign, but you beat me to it, you sly fox, you. And the color, could you believe the color of that curtain? And those walls, paaaleeese! Once in a while they need to be stripped before they are painted for the umpteenth time. The lack of care on that poor little apartment. It's a travesty.

Knit one, pearl two.
Or is it knitwit one, pearl necklace?

The lack of care on that poor little apartment. It's a travesty.

Maybe it's time for a "Home Interior Decorating Czar"
Leninka, you seem to be missing some shingle bling. Why not you?

Comrades,

These 3 pictures speak volumes.

It demonstrates the compassion His Excellency has for the unwashed masses.

All those murdered trees show, without question, the disdain that ReTHUGlicans have for the environment. Why, it could make a bunch of patchouli reekin', ablutophobic, hippies cry!


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This glorious and somewhat socialized sapphic graphic that was posted on another site as a reply to this glorious pictorial historical better represents Comrade Barack, in this comrade's opinion:

His Obamaness explains to an ardent supporter that he must turn around for the stimulus to take effect.

And here I thought that Comrade 9's picture was an episode from the Dancing With The Czars show.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Knit one, pearl two.
Or is it knitwit one, pearl necklace?

The lack of care on that poor little apartment. It's a travesty.

Maybe it's time for a "Home Interior Decorating Czar"
Leninka, you seem to be missing some shingle bling. Why not you?

Comrade Laika,

Only if Bruno can be my assistant, but you are right, I am most definitely missing something.

Thanks, RR

Looking at the picture, I can't figure out if it's Obama or the ardent supporter who must turn around for the stimulus to take effect.

It's an equal stimulus package, I think that requires taking turns. Some reactionaries are waiting for their turn.

Thanks Betinov, there is always inspiration here.

Comrades,

I love a President who can get in touch with his inner female to design well. And covering up "Exit," lest anyone think of leaving 0bamarama--genius!

An song dedicated to our Dear Leader....

You're so gay, you probably think this country's about you.
You're so gay....
You probably think this country's about you, don't you , don't you?

Comrade Whoopie,

I think you've got a hit on your hands for the People's Karaoke!

Looks like Dear Leader really built up that left arm with all that curtain-hanging!

Lob Ball Lefty Lobamaof The Chicago Black Sox

{prog off}
I've never cared much for baseball but I've always had a soft spot for the White Sox whose logo bespeaks another age and have cruised past Comiskey a few times. Now 0bama has to go and make them look like collective dorks by proxy.

Thanks, BO.
{prog on}

Comrades,

What could be more prog-American than an under-50 President who is subjectively "built" yet can't throw a baseball home? He will inspire many youths to likewise wuss out on baseball and instead take up volunteer service or "Go out and get in their (the infidels') faces"!

BO's example is an example to us all.

{prog off}
Comrade Tovarich, could be worse, could be Michael Moore making your team look bad.

A team with one of the longest standing homes and logos in history.

"Roger & Me"

Red Rooster wrote:

Yummmm! Alaskan Steelhead!

Yummmmmm! I would prefer some of her Alaska Red Snapper.

Here you go Comrade, here is some Progressive Red Snapper for you:


She even voted for his Obamaness 3 times!!!

Ivan Betinov wrote:Apparently the White House wasn't the only place he confused a door with a window....

Hahahaha. . . my spleen!

I guess interior decorating is an elective in ACORN.

Red Rooster wrote:Here you go Comrade, here is some Progressive Red Snapper for you:


She even voted for his Obamaness 3 times!!!

An elective threesome?

Reminds me I have to send for more of the good old Three Star Cognac...

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And does a comrade share? Red Square, we'll swap you one Three Star Cognac for one Native Steelhead.

Ushanka tip to IOTW: To Be Fair, It Was A Newfangled Umbrella

Another way to 'say' it

Obama tries to repair his image by digging holes with a Trotsky-style pickaxe. Posted here for captions: https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... t9231.html