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Repeal the 2nd Amendment

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Yesterday's ruling by the Supreme Court was a slap in the face to all American Progressives. His Most Holiness, Karl Marx, said that "The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.". If we have the unwashed massed that have been brain washed by the Rethuglicans running around with guns, then how can we ,The Party™, bring about a peaceful society? The answer is simple. Repeal the 2nd Amendment! True Socialists should know that all power flows from the state. The prolitariat can only have powers that the decides they are qualified to have. If the proletariate are able to run around un-fettered by the Benevolent state with guns, what is to stop them from preventing, by the use of firearms, Dear Leader Obama's acsednacy to the Presidency of the USSA? Or stopping Dear Leader Obama from executing on his plans for "Hope and Change"?

This is indeed a new dark age for progressive peoples in the United States. And we must take action now to confiscate firearms from the proletariat. And we should not stop there! Other dangerous items should be outlawed and confiscated. Such as:

Crayons
Butter Knives
Scissors
Sharpie™ marker pens
Toothpicks
Scotch Tape

Make no misstake, this list is in no way complete! Put the word out to the proletariat! Turn in your weapons to the state!!! Because ..... ..... We Care™!!!!

To think .... this entire travesty with this ruling could have been avoided. Thank You, Chairman Meow!!!

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I think you may have experienced a misfire here, Zam. Please keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction and cycle the action carefully to clear the breech.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I think you may have experienced a misfire here, Zam. Please keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction and cycle the action carefully to clear the breech.



Nyet!

Stoopid Windoze operating system decided to protest my attempt to upload this topic! It must have been infected with a virus created by Chimpy McBushitler!

That laptop has now been found guilty of Thoughtcrime™ and was summarily put before the firing squad.

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ZB

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Ummmm, two things.

WTH is a Siccors and never forget which is the business end of the 2nd amendment. Thats the side the pointy, painful projectile that is aimed at your head is coming from.

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Commissar L.R. Star wrote:Ummmm, two things.

WTH is a Siccors


Ugh!!! Damn that RepubliKKKan Windoze laptop! It has been dealt with appropiately!


and never forget which is the business end of the 2nd amendment. Thats the side the pointy, painful projectile that is aimed at your head is coming from.



That is the end that worries me. We cannot let that end get anywhere near Dear Leader Obama or any other Progressive politician!

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ZB

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Rook!!! Re row trash on ground...Re no care...Ra, Ra, Ra!!!

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Rook!!!
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Re make you rike China....China Rool...Americran Frools!!!! Re take all your oil, we build oil pratform in Cruba and take oil from you...Ra, Ra, Ra!!! Americra go broke because China rake all your oil!!!! Re raise prices so high that you have to pawn all your gruns...Ra Ra Ra!!! You pawn gruns to freed frat Americran fraces....China hold pawn tricket and never give back!!!!

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Somebody take the siccors away from China Rools. He's been doing too much cutting and pasting.

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Maybe China dRools needs a Party Approved Margarita™, a pack of Marlboros, and 6 hours alone with a hooker?

By...Sovietskayakaputnik
There is trouble in the glorous liberal movement in the Soviet Republic of Amerika. The Supreme Soviet Court voted to leave guns in the hands of the people. I thought we paid all of those judges to vote against guns. FIve to four isn't reallyl bad but it gives us 'No Havanna Cigar'.
As much as we liberal/socialists 'like' our 'subjects',...(.NO...'people'), we all know they cannot be trusted with guns. We all know that only liberals of the glorious democratic People's party are wise enough to own and use weapons. The people are mere children who need to be protected from themselves and each other.
We all know that those stupid, white, old. founding fathers were really racists homophobes who wanted guns to kill people of color and small animals. We know that their words in the constitution were written from darkness and we are all so enlightened now. Besides, what kind of racists want to protect his family from interaction with a criminal home-invader.,,. who may even be another race than yours.
We are all aware that the people do not know what is good for them and if we disarm them, they are more likely to let us take over with minor difficultly. As long as the people are armed they may fight us and then where would we be?
Remember, in the words of Comrade Lenin, " We need change!".....and boy did he give it to them. Remember, a disarmed Comrade is a docile Comrade; and an armed comrade is a free man. We cannot have that. It impedes our magnificent revolutionary movement from taking over....er....I mean liberating Amerika.

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Don't worry comrades! The Obamessiah will rectify this unfortunate act of facism. I foresee a lot of vacancies in the Supreme Court when he is General Secretary of the USSA.

The second amendment is racist and must be abandoned. We all know that regular, God-fearing citizens should not have guns. Guns should only be illegal and in the hands of the oppressed minorities who use them to punish the white middle class for past misdeeds against humanity and to bring about wealth distribution. Crime is a vehicle of social justice and social reengineering. Any sane person can see that disarming the middle class is critical for the advancement of social justice!

This has become very much clear where gun ownership has been restricted by the immediate jump in crime, wealth redistribution, social justice and equality. Where the facists have been able to loosen restrictions, crime rates have immediately decreased, thereby increasing inequality, injustice and the supremacy of the evil white middle class.

We must disarm now. Legal firearms must be banned! The future of the future is at stake!

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It makes this old Zampolit's heart swell with pride to see so many like-minded progressives here when it comes to topic of guns!

Indeed Comrades Vodkov and Sovietskayaputnik! The proletariat are to under-educated to be trusted to own guns. Here in the People's Commonwealth of VA, where such counter-revolutionary laws such as "shall-issue" concealed handgun permits have infiltrated, the crime rate has fallen steadily each year. This is a social tragedy of enormous proportions as most criminals are minorities, and this is depriving them of a much need source of income. It's Bushitler's fault!!!!

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ZB

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Here in the People's Commonwealth of VA, where such counter-revolutionary laws such as "shall-issue" concealed handgun permits have infiltrated, the crime rate has fallen steadily each year.

I just can't understand the logic of this statement. If the State is letting more people carry weapons, shouldn't there be a huge spike in gun deaths as these armed maniacs allow the least setback, perceived slight, or late pizza delivery to drive them into a frenzy of random gunfire into the nearest crowd of pre-teen schoolgirls? That is certainly what Party dogma holds to be the inevitable outcome of an armed populace, so why has it not come to pass? Is Faux News supressing data again?

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It's the Neocons! They are hiding the true statistics! All true progressives know that every gun owner kills 500 innocent people a year! The true statistics must be exposed!

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No Betty!!!! It's The Children™!!!! Everybody knows that children accidentally shoot themselves in this country hundreds of times a day! This is a major factor as to why the government must confiscate, not just handguns, all firearms. We do it for The Children™ and because We Care™.

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China Rool!! wrote: ....Rook!!! Re buy Crab and Chassis from "Mack" in Americra, shrip to China, put prump assembly on, shrip back to Americra and still make sale for less than competitor by throusands of drollars!!!

Any chance ewe r a concrete prumper, China Rool?


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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: This is indeed a new dark age for progressive peoples in the United States. And we must take action now to confiscate firearms from the proletariat. And we should not stop there!

I thought I had cleared this up? That the 2 Amendment provides for the right of the "people" to keep and bear arms. Clearly, the unwashed, non party member proletariat can hardly be called "people" can they?


Comrade Zampolit, I was just thinking or shall I say, reminiscing. As I recall, you and another comrade have been most helpful in times past regarding the Chairman and legal problems. I was thinking that perhaps the Inner Party Elite would look favorably on your promotion if you could perhaps help me out with my problem. As you know, the glorious increase in gasoline prices is saving the earth a little at a time. However, it has cut into my appropriation funds just a bit, and I am finding this upward pricing pressure moving up the line. As you well know, justice is not cheap, and it's getting harder to find a good judge every day. To cut it short, I was wondering if perhaps you could send some contributions to my Justice for the Chariman Fund to help clean this little mess up?.

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Why certainly Comrade Pupovich!!!

And I am sure I can <s>coerce</s> line up others to contribute.

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Did somebody say "line up?"

I'll go get an extra clip...

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Yes Mikhail Timofeyevich! Bring a lot!

With my warm AK-47 in my hands, I'm .... suddenly missing the Rodina.

Soyuz neroosheeme respooblik svbodnik, spateela neveki veli'kiya Rus...

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The 2nd Ammendment is noting more than "Amerika Revolutionary War" left-over. It has no meaning today.

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The same could be said for the Constitution....

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:The same could be said for the Constitution....
Right as always sir.

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Comrade_Elliott wrote:
Marshal Pupovich wrote:The same could be said for the Constitution....
Right as always sir.

Come the revolution after next November said Constitution will not only be meaningless, but non-existant as well.

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ZB

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I am sure you are all keeping up with the fine fight the Comrades in DC are putting up to thwart the impact of the recent SC atrocity till the Obama can take full control.

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"SC atrocity"? What "SC" has committed an atrocity now? Have the Straight Christians been acting up again? Or was it the Stupid Conservatives?

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SC.... Supreme Court. Now wait a minute.... I am the dog here, why is it it seems to be me having to go about cleaning up here?

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:SC.... Supreme Court. Now wait a minute.... I am the dog here, why is it it seems to be me having to go about cleaning up here?
Guns do kill people! It's not the killer's fault, he's a victim to the gun. Why do you think Michael Moore is morelessequal in size than everyone else?

(Marshal Pupovich, I know ou will have a field day with this one.)

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SC.... Supreme Court. Now wait a minute.... I am the dog here, why is it it seems to be me having to go about cleaning up here?

Well, if you'd use the proper nomenclature and refer to them as the "Bushitler Nazi Tribunal" I wouldn't have to ask. Honestly, Pupovich, sometimes you try to be too clever by half....

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
SC.... Supreme Court. Now wait a minute.... I am the dog here, why is it it seems to be me having to go about cleaning up here?

Well, if you'd use the proper nomenclature and refer to them as the "Bushitler Nazi Tribunal" I wouldn't have to ask. Honestly, Pupovich, sometimes you try to be too clever by half....

The correct acronym for them is SCOTUS (Supreme Court Of The United States). But Bushitler Nazi Tribunal (BNT) has a nice ring to it.

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ZB al-Hussain

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:Did somebody say "line up?"

Comrade! I have been waiting patiently for my AK-47! Patience is wearing thin! I do hope you remembered to send this model for me!

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July 22: A militant holds his AK47 rifle as he smokes marijuana in the creeks of Nigeria's volatile Niger Delta.

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I've heard of blind firing, but that is ridiculous.

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Is it any wonder why the repressive imperialist regimes fear these progressive fighters?

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Oh sure, he's got enough money to buy a joint, but not enough to buy some gun oil? Look at the rust on that piece! Then have his Zampolit shot. With a rusty bullet.

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Comrade, where he is forced to live, one doesn't need a lot of money for some Peoples Herb.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrade! I have been waiting patiently for my AK-47! Patience is wearing thin! I do hope you remembered to send this model for me!
I am unsure as to what the delay could be, Comrade Marshal. I promptly shipped your order with my usual shipper, Glavsevmorput'. Oh, wait, they are no longer my shipper... Oh, I remember, it was The Estonian Shipping Company. Please refer any questions you may have to them. Perhaps the transport became stuck in the ice again, that happens occasionally.

Here is a photo of your product:

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Enjoy!!

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I presume that is the packing material you use?


 
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