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Report Says More Workers Must Receive Food Stamps

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An investigation by the National Academy of Political Sciences' Directorate for the Popularization of State Dependency has found that there are still many peasants and workers in the USSA who have not been collectivized under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.

Although the program was originally conceived as a means of feeding the unemployed at risk for starvation, the Party now envisions this program as a universal entitlement for all citizens in the exercise of their Civil Right to Free Food.

Expert panel's report questions US food stamp program's effectiveness

This program is administered by the State's Department of Collective Agriculture, designed to help collectivize American farming through subsidizing peasants and regulating the economy, while also preventing citizens from being forced into low-paying jobs they would prefer not to hold. This program is one of the State's 15 public food trough programs, not counting the programs run by the individual Oblasts and County Districts.

Due the aftereffects of the reactionary policies of G. G. Bush, whom Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama defeated (by proxy) during the November Revolution, many employed citizens have yet to be collectivized into the program, so that their food intake can be regulated and monitored as well as paid for by the State through confiscated Kulak properties.

Until all workers and peasants of the USSA are collectivized into this program (along with the other 14), true Social Justice cannot be achieved. Loyal citizens are instructed to report to their nearest State Welfare office and enroll immediately in all available subsidy programs. Assistance with paperwork and free refreshments are available, courtesy of the Food Recycling Program (drug tests will not be administered, so you can continue to enjoy your moderate consumption of the Opiate of the People, a.k.a. medical marijuana).

Receive your fair share of Social Wealth!
Sign up for all food subsidies programs!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Proletarian Red-noser

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To quote Comrade People's Comrade, "Do it better with other people's money". (until that runs out)

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yuri trotynov wrote:To quote Comrade People's Comrade, "Do it better with other people's money". (until that runs out)

Margaret Thatcher was a Capitalist apologist of the worst sort. This isn't about other people's money. It isn't about money at all. Money isn't the coin which with socialism is built. People are. "Socialism" as a term is actually a misnomer. Our movement is in actuality best thought of as Institutionalism. We institutionalize people. All collectivism is institutionalism. The masses are warm bodies that need to be properly institutionalized.

As long as there are warm bodies that can properly be implemented by the State there can be socialism. When money runs out we still have all those warm bodies to work.

Money is an abstraction, only people are real.

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There is a quick fix if the SNAP program "penalizes beneficiaries with jobs." Those unfortunates must put down their shovels immediately so that they may rape reap the full benefits to which they are entitled.

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American workers and peasants!
Receive your fair share of Social Wealth!
Sign up for all food subsidies programs!

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Caring and Sharing. It's a directive!

WELCOME TO THE NEW PLANTATION™!


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Nomenklatura-climber: I of course enrolled and started to reap the benefits immediately. There is just one very minor draw back. I was using the card at the local casino and found that I reached the spending limit very quickly just after several games of black-jack and trips to the bar. Certainly there is more than enough money that can be redistributed from the people's enemies the evil rich class to cover all our needs? It nearly borders on "thought crime" to think that after we have all been "collectivized" and grow completely dependent on this system they turn out to be ration cards instead of EBT debit cards....

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Good graphic Comrade Yuri Trotynov but we have a new Food Coupon which more clearly reflects the reasoning behind our policies.
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Just as long as the Oblasts continue to provide collectivist medical marijuana, the New Opiate of the People™ , all will be well. Smoke out those doubts, Comrades!
Proletarian Robot wrote:Nomenklatura-climber: I of course enrolled and started to reap the benefits immediately. There is just one very minor draw back. I was using the card at the local casino and found that I reached the spending limit very quickly just after several games of black-jack and trips to the bar. Certainly there is more than enough money that can be redistributed from the people's enemies the evil rich class to cover all our needs? It nearly borders on "thought crime" to think that after we have all been "collectivized" and grow completely dependent on this system they turn out to be ration cards instead of EBT debit cards....


 
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