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Russia capitulates, annexes itself to Greater Ukraine

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Putin has announced that the whole of Russia will capitulate and annex itself to the entirety of Ukraine.

In a sullen press conference, Putin indicated that the transitional agreement calls for relocating the Ukrainian capital to Moscow, adding that he has stepped down as president of Russia and has been appointed president of greater Ukraine effective immediately.

MSNBC editorial staff agree that this indeed a glorious day for Greater Ukraine and Obama's brilliant foreign policy, which has once again defeated the great bear of the east.


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Dear Leader's powers of diplomacy are wondrous indeed...


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Hey guys,

humor, sarcasm, satire are all fun. But let's do one serious thing, that is boycott Russian goods sold in USA. It will be fun watching empty Lukoil gas stations, reduced sales of Kasperski and so on. Please support.

Boycott Russian made goods in the USA in protest of the war against Ukraine
Thankfully, there are only few of them:
1. Vodka
Do not buy Stoli, Russian Standard or other Russian brands – there are lots of high quality alternatives (Nemiroff, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Kettle One, etc.)
2. Kasperski antivirus software
Do not buy this software. As Russian friends joke, one department of the lab creates the virus and another one creates the antidote. There are plenty of alternatives.
3. Lukoil
Do not buy gas at the Lukoil gas stations. They are owned by the Russian oligarch tycoon Alekperov who is a close ally of Putin

Not one American dollar should support Putin's Russia war against Ukraine.

Please spread this message around

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Comrades, we can only hope that a Barbara Cartland romance might be abrewing:And, oh yeah, don't buy no Russian crap.

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But - but - what if I can get an incredibly amazingly good price on a new Russian Dord?!?

:O

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Your dord must be semiautomatic, and must be registered. High capacity magazines may be illegal in some states, your mileage may vary, contents may settle in shipping, and some discoloration may be observed, just rinse with cool water, then buff to a high gloss.

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chikanuka123 wrote:Hey guys,

[highlight=#ffff00]humor, sarcasm, satire are all fun.[/highlight] But let's do one serious thing, that is boycott Russian goods sold in USA. It will be fun watching empty Lukoil gas stations, reduced sales of Kasperski and so on. Please support.

Boycott Russian made goods in the USA in protest of the war against Ukraine
Thankfully, there are only few of them:
1. Vodka
Do not buy Stoli, Russian Standard or other Russian brands – there are lots of high quality alternatives (Nemiroff, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Kettle One, etc.)
2. Kasperski antivirus software
Do not buy this software. As Russian friends joke, one department of the lab creates the virus and another one creates the antidote. There are plenty of alternatives.
3. Lukoil
Do not buy gas at the Lukoil gas stations. They are owned by the Russian oligarch tycoon Alekperov who is a close ally of Putin

Not one American dollar should support Putin's Russia war against Ukraine.

Please spread this message around

Comrade chikanuka123,

An odd statement, this:"humor, sarcasm, satire are all fun." What humor? Where is this sarcasm you speak of? Satire? And "FUN"? Would you find living in a tree and digging beets from dawn to dusk"FUN?"

Also, boycotts are difficult to sustain during the second "little ice age". Lukoil sells gas. Why would I need gas for a car buried in solid ice. As for anti-virus software...I'm still looking for anti-NSA software...got any helpful links?

Then there's vodka. Yes. That's a biggie...but we generally make that ourselves from leftover beet greens and potato skins. Besides, the liquor store won't take EBT cards. (yet)

But never fear comrade. Here, we do our part for the greater glory of The Party™, The People™ and The Children.™ We boycott only <spit> kapitolists. <spit>

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Well squeaked, Comrade Captain Craptek. Where do you get your extra potato skins in this economy, though? We've been drinking a vodka made from leftover shoe laces and anti-freeze.

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You have anti-freeze? <spit>

elitist showoff...

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And shoe laces! They took mine years ago.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:But - but - what if I can get an incredibly amazingly good price on a new Russian Dord?!?

:O
Dords are like Iphones...they are exempt from the boycott, so long as they are used to oppose Capitalism.


 
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