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Scott Brown - A Load of Fresh Crap from Massachusetts

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On January 19, 2010, the people of Massachusetts took a dump, and out came one of the most attractive piece of fresh crap produced by that state since the Swimmer, Teddy Kennedy, Junior Senator Scotty Brown Crapcake. Once again, Massachusetts did not disappoint us. Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake bragged about how he was an Independent. Well, he is a man of his word. He is an Independent with a capital I.

On February 22, 2010, little Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake cast a procedural vote in favor of the Democrat spending bill, known as the "jobs" bill, going against his fellow Republicans, who are convinced it will be no more effective in creating jobs than the stimulus bill was in stimulating the economy. "It's a small step, but it's still a step," Senator Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake said.Nothing stands out more than a former beefcake who runs as a Republican, calls himself an Independent, and then turns into a squishy, slimy, smelly Boston Brown Crapcake.

When a politician tells you he's an independent, no matter what party he claims to belong to, you can count on him always having a smattering of Joe Lieberman or Jumping Jim Jeffords.

Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake is a colossal, but attractive, independent stinker. No piece of doo doo has ever looked so good as Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake. It hardly seems a coincidence that his last name is Brown, as he likely comes from a long line of smelly, stinking pieces of poop..

Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake was joined in his vote to help the Democrats reach the 60 votes they needed for cloture, by fellow Republican Senators Kit Bond (R-Mo.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), Olympia Snowe (R-Maine), and George Voinovich(R-Ohio).

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In his defense (as if there were one) this liberal Republipuke never said he was a conservative. And since he is from the socialist state of Mass, this was to be expected. ON THE OTHER HAND, this bleep'n fool ran on "fiscally conservative" ideology... and then votes to get us deeper in debt and to grow the Obamer SLUSH FUND.

I hope he gets his ass handed to him but the people who put him in office. There is NO excuse for this vote and I can't help but wonder how far up his buttocks squirrelly Harry Reidiculious parked his nose.. . . or whatever.
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Comrade Leninka

I hereby order you to go directly to the Karl Marx treatment centre for a Jiffi Lobo. It seems you suffer from acute cognitive dissonance and Repubican Derangement Syndrome.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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I think maybe a new term is in order her, in the tradition of watermelons, coconuts and oreos.

He is a Tomato: Republican Red on the outside but Commie Red on the inside.


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Comrades, we should encourage betrayal, especially against the vile Tea Baggers. My only concern is that Brown is unreliable. If he can betray the Right today, he may betray us tomorrow. And on an issue that's far more near and dear to us...healthcare reform.

To me, there is nothing more threatening than an "independent" who flips and flops. Independent voters were geniuses when they elected Dear Leader. Now they're all racist trailer trash imbeciles for rejecting his policies.

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Ah ha, I understand your deep concerns, Comrade, but we must remember, we have the wimpy Harry 'the squirrel' Reid in is ear and evidently, up his scrawny backside with a well lit lantern and a fist full of $$. This was another Boston Massacre.

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Obamugabe wrote:Comrade Leninka

I hereby order you to go directly to the Karl Marx treatment centre for a Jiffi Lobo. It seems you suffer from acute cognitive dissonance and Repubican Derangement Syndrome.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

Comrade Obamugabe,

Are you a doctor? How is it that you can so quickly diagnose me? I think you are an undercover doctor disguised as a dictator. Which is it? Doctor or dictator?

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Comrade Leninka

Do you really think you need to be a MD to decide who needs treatment? Do you think Obama is an MD? NO! He is a community organizer just like me and yet he has produced a magnificent bill that will decide for every prole who can or should get what treatment.

Trust me.

Obamugabe

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Okay, if you say so. Of course, a dictator can do anything he pleases, any time he wishes. Even Fidel Castro demanded that they fix his colon so he wouldn't have to carry his poop around in a bag on his waist. Of course, you know what happened after that - he ended up pooping all over himself.

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Leninka, I believe Obamugabe is indeed a doctor, a witch doctor. I told him I had sinusitis and a clogged lacrimal duct and he tried to sell me some "muti" and told me to burn down my hut.

The weird thing is, it worked, I feel much better now and my eye stopped watering.

WTF?

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Yes, I believe he is a witch doctor. He tried to get me to eat a remedy made with monkey toenails and mouse droppings, and then I had to stand on my head for 5 hours while reciting his name over and over again.



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Teddy! It's so nice to see you. How was Poucha Pond this winter? A bit frozen I bet, but look at you! You look mahvelous! Thanks to your guidance, I have high hopes that little Scotty will help the Senate make any enhancements they need to the health care bill once Nanski and Congress swallow that Senate bill for Dear Leader (I can tell by the look on Nanski's face that this is exactly what Dear Leader has asked her to do-and you know Nanski--she usually gets someone else to do the swallowing). And notice Nanski's lovely grasping hand in the photo below.

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Well, Scottie, you are making us so proud here at the People's Cube. The first thing you did was cross the aisle to help Democrats vote in a jobs bill. And, now, you've outdone yourself by selling your vote to exempt certain Massachusetts financial institutions from being manacled regulated by the new Financial Reform Bill. Good for you Scottie Boston Crap Crab Cake Brown. We, at the People's Cube are thrilled!

Here are some more links about what a wonderful progressive you really are:

https://www.theatlanticwire.com/opinion ... form-3693/


https://bshor.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/scott-brown-is-more-liberal-than-olympia-snowe-and-now-hes-pivotal-too/

Oh, and thanks for your vote - Mr. Scott Brown - Financial Reform Bill Hero (that's just so anyone typing those words into a Google Search will be able to find our tribute to you here at The People's Cube).

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Oh, and just in case you don't know what the Financial Reform bill is all about, here is my favorite aspect of it (besides the fact that the Dear Leader now has the power to nationalize any bank he wishes).

The link to the article where I found the quote below is here

CNSNews.com: "The Office of Financial Research is empowered to collect ‘any data or information' from any firm, using subpoena power if the firm were to refuse. However, the 4th Amendment protects against unreasonable searches and seizures and doesn't the ability to collect ‘any data or information' from any firm violate the rights of Americans to have their financial dealing kept private?”

Sen. Reid: “That sounds like the perfect place for an amendment. I wish someone could offer that.”

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Leninka



I have no doubt this will be the MSM's new suggested GOP poster boy for the next Presidential election.After all, we see how well the last press favorite for Republicans did- McCain

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Leninka wrote:Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake is a colossal, but attractive, independent stinker. No piece of doo doo has ever looked so good as Scotty Boston Brown Crapcake. It hardly seems a coincidence that his last name is Brown, as he likely comes from a long line of smelly, stinking pieces of poop..

Nouns! Adjectives! And nouns! Leninka I'm feelin' like a fresh pack of Flea Market ™ socks!

Was Limbaugh fooled?...

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disclaimer: I think I was fooled as well...

eh... there's always Pelosi...her dusty what nots will surely save what is left of Amerikkka

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Neotrotsky wrote:Leninka



I have no doubt this will be the MSM's new suggested GOP poster boy for the next Presidential election.After all, we see how well the last press favorite for Republicans did- McCain

Yes. You are korrect, Comrade Noetrotsky. He has the perfect crap beef cake look. And the people of Massachusetts are famous for electing politicians who appear young, fresh, and ready to screw look after the people. Must be something in the crabs..

Comrade Neotrotsky,

disclaimer: I think I was fooled as well...

eh... there's always Pelosi...her dusty what nots will surely save what is left of Amerikkka

Aren't you happy you aren't a Rethuglican who placed so much hope and change on Scottie? Stupid Rethuglicans. I'm so glad he's really on our side. Fooled those stupid Rethglican's, didn't he?


 
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