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Senate Whores Mary Landrieu, Ben Nelson, Blanche Lincoln

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Wow! That was more fun than the Hooker's Ball!

Kudo's to Mary Landrieu who has accepted $100 million dollars, and Comrades Ben Nelson and Blanche Lincoln for rounding out the 60 votes necessary for the Health Care Bill debate.

Don't you just love them?

Now these are girl who are willing to take one for the team, and they can be bought.

Mary said: "I have a special place in my heart for Cubists. Especially those from my home state of Louisiana. You know who you are. Come by and see me sometime."

Now that they got those 60 votes for the debate, all they need now is 51 votes to pass the bill, and you can thank those 60 senators and especially Mary, Blanche and Ben for making it all possible.

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[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Correction: Comrade Neotrotsky corrected my facts: to wit: the Senate will need another 60 votes to close the debate, before they get to the 51 vote stage. Thank you, Comrade Neotrotsky.[/HIGHLIGHT] Let's hope that $100 million for Senator Landrieau was only to buy her vote for the first round.

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Cross dressing Comrade I am full of revolutionary furor for message Mary has hot feeling for Cubist since I will be in Baton Rouge during time away from Gulag granted to appease the pleasant. I shudder and my lips clamp shut at uttering the blasphemous title of day but Happy Holidays and Would you please pass the egg nog is sufficient code speak for the sixth level socialist to know what I speak of. Will take up Marys hospitality for some real cajun cooking comrades. It is good to be a cubist!!! Remind me to remember to bring two brown grocery bags for encounter. HO HO HO HO.

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Comrade Gulag,

Watch out for that cornbread stuffing. It does something to people. It's the reason I have a goatee and mustache. And I think it's the reason Comrade Mary would do just about anything for $100 million dollars. Just kidding, I'm so proud of her. Now, when they bring it to vote again, they'll never need another 60 votes again, only 51, and Mary can walk away like an innocent virgin, untouched, and unfettered. And she'll be ready for her next customer.

Oh, and be on the lookout for Marshall Pupovich. Oh, never mind, he's clear down in New Orleans.

What the heck, enjoy yourself, and eat as much cornbread stuffing as you like. You'll be back to the gulag on a steady diet of beets and vodka before you know it.

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Thanks in part to Commissar Landrieu & Commissar Lincoln, the Commissariate may well pass the Health Care Bill by Xmas. Merry Xmas and a hearty HO HO HO Amerika!

Here's what they had to say;

For all the drama, the result of the Saturday night showdown had been sealed a few hours earlier, when two final Democratic holdouts, Sens. Mary Landrieu of Louisiana and Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas, announced they would join in clearing the way for a full debate.

"It is clear to me that doing nothing is not an option," said Landrieu, who won $100 million in the legislation to help her state pay the costs of health care for the poor.

Lincoln, who faces a tough re-election next year, said the evening vote will "mark the beginning of consideration of this bill by the U.S. Senate, not the end."

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Yes, Comrade Grigori, and a HO HO HO.

That $100 million dollars will line the pockets of thousands of medical apparatchiks ready and waiting test and prod the poor. Here in Houston, it only takes a few months of being a resident doctor before one can purchase and drive his first Maserati.

"There's nothing wrong with your stomach. It's all in your head. Just take Peptol Bismol."

"But the pain is excruciating."

"Don't worry, it'll clear up."

"Is that your Maserati out there?"

"Why, yes. Any more questions."

"No."

LATER:

"What the F@#$! Some schmuck keyed my Maserati!"

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Being one of the Party, I'm surprised she went for so little.

She could have held out for 500-600 Million, and I'm positive Reid could have dipped into "Obama's Stash".

Well, there's a saying in the 'hood:

A HO does it for the money.

A stupid HO does it for less.

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Comrade Pewkov,

LOL ROTF

Are you saying that Commissarka Landrieu is a stupid mentally challenged HO?

Well, then, if this is so, it just goes to show you just how far a stupid HO can climb in the party ranks.

In any case, any Hoing for the party makes one party worthy.

Nevertheless, there is a lesson in all of this. When you're selling out a nation of 300,000,000 people, don't underestimate your worth.

Comrade Hillary, she knows, she knows.

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Let's never forget that Sen. Landrieu was elevated into office by massive voter fraud by the Democratic party. And that the Republicans, who controlled the Senate at that time, agreed to seat her. Surely I cannot have this right--I thought that anyone who was a Democrat could just walk up to Congress, flash an ID, and get a desk and get down to the business of pissing away OPM, life and liberty.

And only $100? That is less than Nanski got for her private planes for the Party Apparatchiki Planes! The House needs all the PAP that it can get. She wanted a half a billion but only got a bit more than 1/5 that. Is that fair, I ask you? Is that fair?

What Nanski wants, Nanski should get.

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No, Comrade Theocritus, it's not fair. As Comrade Nanski is the biggest Ho of all. It's not fair, but on the bright side, look who just got back from the party! Why, there's Comrade Landrieu with Comrades Ben Nelson and Comrade Blanche Lincoln.

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Wow, that was more fun than we've had at the last three Hooker's Balls put together!

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Where is our Many Titted Empress? AFter all, she is the one who deducted $2 for each pair of Bill's used underwear. With inflation that's $4 a pair for Bill's old drawers.

Well, I expect there was little wear in the crotch. As Gennifer Flowers said, "Hillary has fat ankles and Bill has a small penis and they'll have to live with each other's imperfections."

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Comrade Theocritus,

Of course the Many Titted Empress is numero uno.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest HO of all? Why, it's me, Comrade Theo, and I released this photo just for you."


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My eyes! My eyes! I'm blind! I'm blind! Oh sweet Lenin, when will I quite shaking?

Is that a come-hither look? Bruno! Bruuuuuuno! Hillary is calling you. She's got something for you!

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Leninka,

We must remember that they will need 60 votes to close debate before the 51 to pass so there is still hope

Plus, it is not their fault that they behaved in such a "whore" way because according to the UN it is not their fault.

No indeed. According to the UN, global warmingclimate change pushes people into prostitution

So you can see Comrade global warmingclimate change made them do it

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Comrade Neotrotsky,

You are most correct. I did not know that until now. Thank you. Surely, they will kill the bill by not joining in. And it will never get to the 51 vote stage, let's hope. I'm sure that $100,000,000 for Comrade Landrieu is just for the first round.

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Leninka wrote:Comrade Neotrotsky,

Surely, they will kill the bill by not joining in. And it will never get to the 51 vote stage, let's hope. I'm sure that $100,000,000 for Comrade Landrieu is just for the first round.

Yes in the words of one of our greatest leaders, Jesse Jackson, "Keep hope alive" Image
Of course we can hope that global warming climate change slows up so as not to cause more "whore production"

I agree the battle is tough for the right- but we must keep up the battle

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Comrade Neotrotsky,

Yes, let's wish for a slowing up of "whore production!"

I placed a correction, as well at the top of the post, giving you credit, of course. Thank you again.


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Are you saying that it's over, Comrade Theocritus? Surely they will keep the debate going until 2019, at least, before they vote to end it.

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Perhaps they will; I think that they should put all Medicare spending into hiatus until Obamacare is passed, and that way there will be no need for the Death Panels. Because they'll all be dead.

By the way, AARP has had lots of membership cancellation. Just because they endorsed a program which will kill off its members. Now I ask you. Is that fair?

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Glorious day comrades,

Seems that our esteemed Senator Landrieu did indeed hold out for more ... supposedly in the $300 million range.

Let's give her a round of applause for not being a cheap HO, but a HO with values, morals and integrity.

She is certainly taking after our Esteemed Speaker Peloski ... “This leadership team will create the most honest, most open, and most ethical Congress in history” – Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Press Release, November 16, 2006

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Comrade Pewkov,

A most excellent encapsulation of the glorious work of our dear esteemed Comrade Landrieu especially for her statement proclaiming that she is not a $100 million HO but, rather, a $300 million HO.

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Let us never forget other members of Congress who are good at bringing home the bacon. Let's never forget Senator Byrd, or John Murtha, with his own airport, which has two flights a day.

Surely he's over $300,000,000 as a HO?

But who's to complain? That is only $1 per America. Surely we can each of us find $1 of change in our couch cushions for Senator Mary.

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Of course, we can. It's a dollar well spent.

As for the buying and selling of votes, they really ought to make it more formal, setting up a vote exchange, or brothel, right there at the capitol.

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Leninka wrote:Of course, we can. It's a dollar well spent.

As for the buying and selling of votes, they really ought to make it more formal, setting up a vote exchange, or brothel, right there at the capitol.

As always, firing on all 3 cylinders there Comrade.

Though, they must limit all brothel interactions to be amongst themselves, since they all have aides.

To give the proles something to do, how about "fantasy congress"? Kind of like a fantasy sports team? I can just see it now ... I'll trade you a Durbin and Landrieu for a Pelosi ... each senator or congressperson could be given a value based on how obnoxious esteemed they are, and how much seniority they have. Of course the leaders are the most valuable, with Byrd being just under them.

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Correction, Comrade Pewkov,

I'm rather firing on two and a half cylinders. I had an extra cylinder and a half removed the last time I went in for Jiffi-Lobo to please the Goracle and Nanski, so both of them can have more fuel for jetting around and limousines.

As for a brothel, I suppose the senate and house chamber could serve the purpose. It just dawned on me that since it's already going there, it might as well continue.

As for your trading cards, this is a brilliant and timely idea. I would say that one Barbara Boxer is worth two Mary Landrieus and one Diane Feinstein.

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Comrades, I fail to see why we are worrying about exchanging votes. This presumes that dissidents are actually capable of voting.

<i>And why it that?</i> Any properly run party has no dissidents. At least walking the streets.

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What! No dissidents? I hadn't noticed. Yes, you are right. The only one I can think of who might qualify is Dennis Kucinich, who voted against the Health Care Bill on principle (he couldn't stand it that people were going to be made to purchase insurance from evil kapitalist insurance companies, and is a public option purist).

I suppose the votes themselves are the currency to buy other things, like Murtha's airport, a lovely highway for Senator Byrd (if I recall correctly), and then sometimes, certain parts of a bill are traded for a vote, like when Comrade Nanski had to trade in her condoms for kids program in order to secure the votes of those who had more sensitive constituents for the splendid and grand stimulus package. Now that's a compromise--No condoms for the stimulus package--a proposition, I think, many, were quite comfortable with.

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Is it true that Obamacare has free botox for nasty old money-grabbing harpies?

Just asking.

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Of, course, for the inner circle, there is the Premium Bo-Jiffi-Lobo, with the added feature of not only smoothing out wrinkles with a Jiffi-Lobo, but tripping the money grubbing brain cells of the recipient so as to make them even more desirous of extracting money from all proles.

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Leninka, I think that you have hit on an inner truth for the Inner Circle. The natural status of mankind is grasping avarice. Let's all celebrate Rousseau and state that civilization is bunk so we can do away with thousands of years of morality and just get on to the head-bashing and wallet-grabbing.

Just like Nanski. And I'd say just like Lord Zero, if I thought that his brain existed outside his TelePrompTer and Bill Ayers.

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Don't be so modest, Comrade Theocritus. You are the one who first put the idea in my brain. I merely parroted you with a slight variation on what you said.

Yes, we all love Rousseau, especially the Unibomber, and the Goracle. What I find most amusing, is how even the art world has embraced Rousseau, thus proving, in a roundabout way, exactly what Rousseau said about how evil the arts and sciences really have become in certain fields are. That Rethuglican Limbaugh stated that the four corners of deceit were Academia, Government, Science, and Media--but this was in reference to those poor persucuted climate scientist whose privacy was recently violated.

As for Rousseau's influence on art:

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[ off ]I expect to be lied to by government and the media--it's what they do. But academe ought to inform me. It's their purpose but then bear in mind that I had a scientific education of sorts. Being lied to by scientists though inflames me. Carl Sagan as we know made a name for himself as a cosmologist, and then, not getting enough limelight, decided that he'd throw in with the global cooling scare of 30 years ago. Yes, that's right. That's what they thought then.

A whore who stands beneath a street light is a working girl of a sort. A whore who has a lab and who lives on public money is the biggest whore in the history of the world, and the most dangerous. The street walker can only give you the clap. The scientific whore destroys truth and then your wallet and your freedom, all for his grant or purpose.

A clap-ridden, lice-infested streetwalker is a thousand times preferable to East Anglia's Climate Research Unit or that climate whore at NASA.


 
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