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Smear Here: The Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread

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Welcome to the People's Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread™, where comrades are cordially invited to smear, trash, bash, revile, excoriate, and otherwise assassinate the character of GOP Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz. We want you to have fun, and all we ask is that you do not say anything nice about him, mainly because there is nothing nice to say.

Bad. Dangerous. Evil. Stupid. Liar. Bloodthirsty. Vile. Hypocrite. Villain. Scum. Monster. Traitor. Tyrant.

Just totally, utterly, absolutely WRONG!

I refer, of course, to Ted Cruz, who wants to steal the 2016 election. I hate Ted Cruz, and you should, too. Everyone should.

Ted Cruz is the worst thing that could ever happen to the whole universe since George W. Bush. And that's saying something, since I never dreamed anyone could ever be worse than Bush.

Ted Cruz will destroy society, civilization, and all of humanity forever. George W. Bush only destroyed everything till the end of time. But Ted Cruz will take the mass destruction into infinity and beyond, and laugh the whole time he's doing it.

Mass starvation, homelessness, joblessness, death and disease will be everywhere. Everyone will be thrown out of their homes and onto the streets, forced to take shelter in cardboard “Cruzvilles.”

Ted Cruz is also guilty of treason because he's one of the 47 Republicans who signed that sick, seditious letter to Iran. This already disqualifies him from the presidency. If Iran gets a nuclear weapon and uses it, you can blame Ted Cruz—unless, of course, they drop it on Israel, in which case—well, you can still blame Ted Cruz. No one should give Ted Cruz credit for anything.

Ted Cruz hates Obamacare, which should come as no surprise since he hates everyone and everything except his own lust for power. Yet Ted Cruz is also a hypocrite because he signed up for Obamacare. Everyone knows that anyone who opposes something that is the law is clearly guilty of treason, but if that person complies with that law anyway, he is just as obviously a hypocrite. A hypocrite is unfit for the presidency.

Ted Cruz does not believe in climate change. He doesn't believe in science at all. What does he believe in? Scaring little girls by telling them “the world is on fire”—in other words, he's preaching something he doesn't believe in! I don't know which is worse—this, or signing up for Obamacare even though he opposes it. What a lying, hypocritical dirtbag!

Ted Cruz wasn't even born in the United States. He was born in Canada, yet his name is more commonly found in Mexico, so who knows where he's really from? For all we know, his mother was a jackal and he was switched at birth. In fact, I'll bet he's the Antichrist those rightwing evangelical whackjobs think they see in every leader of the people from Lenin to Chavez to Obama. But it's really Cruz. Think about it: No one knows where he's really from, and his name means “cross” which has something to do with Jesus. Couple that with the inherent evil that embodies Ted Cruz, and that's all the proof anyone needs.

Furthermore, Ted Cruz comes from the same state that cursed us with George W. Bush, Ron “Old Fart” Paul, Rick “Brain Fart” Perry, and the Chainsaw Massacre. Watch that movie and you'll get an idea of just what Ted Cruz intends to do with our sacred entitlement programs that make America great before he does the same thing to anyone who dares to oppose him!

For if Ted Cruz is allowed to get away with stealing the Presidency from Hillary or Elizabeth Warren, rest assured he will proclaim himself dictator, and say stupid hateful things—like letting people keep more of their own money when they're only going to squander it on themselves is somehow patriotic. Any nitwit will tell you that the moral and patriotic thing is to plead with the government to please, please raise your taxes, so they'll have the necessary revenue to help those who rely on the government—because that's what the government is for, and the government has made a sacred covenant with the people that they could always rely on it for everything, and for all eternity.

We will all be living in fear of our lives because of Ted Cruz's bloodthirsty tyranny.

Ted Cruz is not only worse than George W. Bush, he's worse than Benjamin Netanyahu. And—because I can't pass up the chance to take a gratuitous swipe at her—he's worse than Sarah Palin. And—maybe because he's been in the news a lot lately, and still has a few seconds left on his 15-minute meter—I'll throw in King Richard III.

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Behold the uncanny resemblance.
That's all I have to say for now. Oh wait, one more thing...Ted Cruz is just like Hitler.

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My how strange that the greedy kapitalists would choose a 'white-hispanic' as their candidate. Afterall, we know how racist they are. And if that wasn't enough, after all the lengths our current Dear Leader had to go through to fabricate prove that he was born in the United States, and now all suddenly it doesn't matter? The problem is, we cannot call him a racist and the "Old White Guy" label we worked so hard to craft could be rendered useless by his nomination.


We've really blown it comrades. Why did we have to tell them all that business about not alienating hispanics? Now they will nominate one, and where will that leave us? With an Old White candidate? We must put a stop to this. We can learn a lesson from GOP'er Thad Cochran in Mississippi. We must all register as good little Republicans so that we can vote in their primary and pick Jeb for Hillary's opponent. Hillary will win easily. We must support the compromising pro-amnesty establishment candidate comrades, if we are to have any chance at success.


I got in a debate, trying to take up the uncomfortable role of 'birther' to discredit Cruz. My opponent pulled up facts and laws that proved that Cruz is indeed eligible to be president! What was I to do? It was concede the point or call them names. I couldn't use any of the standard put-downs. Cruz's resume looks awfully similar to our own Messiah's, except that Mr. Cruz has more experience as a senator and has actually argued for liberty before the Supreme Court! We are in trouble Comrades. It's Katie Bar the Door! Rush had his Operation Chaos to nominate Hillary in 2008, now we must help them nominate Jeb.


We have labored so long for the progress we have made toward that socialist utopia. We could suffer another catastrophic setback like we had under Reagan if we allow this smooth talking Cuban-Canadian to gain control of what we have worked so hard to destroy build. He could render the bread-lines obsolete. He could cut taxes, which would inevitably lead to a <spit> growing economy. Do you know what that means Comrades? It means jobs which leads to self-reliance. Soon after, the common working man will begin to think he can pay for his own food and medical insurance and housing. This will lead us back to the dark days when people weren't even interested in government assistance. How will we secure their votes then?

This is a most crucial hour. The People cannot be allowed to find that independent American spirit again. This Cruz must be silenced before the working class begin to rouse from their socialist slumber. His election could undo everything we've accomplished since the 80's, or beyond. With Dear leader's alienation of many of the 'Random Folks' who normally vote with us, we're gonna need every vote we can get. So register your incapacited relatives, living or dead. Register your cleaning lady, your yard worker, your dog, your cat, your underage kids. We must pull out all the stops this time Comrades.

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There is rumour of Cruz's bald mini-me toady Representative Louis Gohmert also running for the Emporer's throne...

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Ted Cruz is a vampire who says crazy things.
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Dedhedvedev wrote:Ted Cruz is a vampire who says crazy things.
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I was going to use my glorious EBT for a shmear this morning at my Party bagel shop but Capitalist Tool Cruz and his wolf of wall street teeth put me off my feed!

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I've heard Ted Cruz will stomp on my little daughters kitten.

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Socialist Worker wrote:I've heard Ted Cruz will stomp on my little daughters kitten.
Nay, he will stomp on your little daughter.

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Socialist Worker wrote:I've heard Ted Cruz will stomp on my little daughters kitten.
Not sure about stomping, but opposition research has speculated that Cruz was moonlighting as a cat-juggler in order to pay off his student loans:

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Socialist Worker wrote:I've heard Ted Cruz will stomp on my little daughters kitten.
Nay, [highlight=#ffff00]he will stomp on your little daughter[/highlight].
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Koch brothers! Koch brothers! Koch brothers!

Need I say more?

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Ted Cruz makes moonshine. He owns many guns, and takes long showers. He moves his noisy ATV through a peaceful forest.

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Hernan Crutedz subjugates a peaceful egalitarian developing nation, allowing Racist Christian Amerikkkans to flourish on the backs of third world peasants.Image

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Ted Cruz is the Grand Poobah of ignorance and hates education. Cruz is a Revisionist.
I'll bet he even believes Abraham Lincoln was a republikkan!

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Congratulations, Commissarka Pinkie, with making it, once again, to the Mother Page.

The prestigious "Beet of the Week" award, however, shall very conspicuously NOT be awarded in order to make a point: let Pinkie's immense suffering from not receiving the deserved award be another reminder to everybody of how Ted Cruz had engineered the sequester and deprived the government of the so much needed award money only because of his petty hatred for the government that feeds us all.

Ted Cruz dishonors the memory of Comrade Professor Trofim Lysenko
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tmitsss wrote:Ted Cruz dishonors the memory of Comrade Professor Trofim Lysenko
Ah, Comrade, you just invoked the name of my favorite scientist -- and my namesake.

What is all this idle talk about Western <spit> values of scientific "evidence," as if such Bourgeois ideas can stand in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday?

You are right. Traitor Cruz <spit, spit> has dishonored Comrade Lysenko and all of today's fraudsters Scientists working so hard to bring suffering, starvation and death equality to all, regardless of gender, race, species, etc. etc. et. al. ad nauseum.

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I hear his "cowboy boots" have zippers up the side...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I hear his "cowboy boots" have zippers up the side...
The nerve... And he calls himself a Texan. Tsk, tsk tsk.

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Comrades,

His boots have zippers because his trousers do not. He does have "an air" to his personage.

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His jeans have a zipper up the side too...But no, not on his yoga pants.


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The clever [color=#C0392B]Superkommissar Maksim[/color] wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.
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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.

You forgot to say, "I'm Baaaaaacccckkkk" and to mean it.

"Cruz-A-Fiction" cries out for a SuperKommissar poster before you step back into the telephone booth and change back into your secret identity.

Don't force me to post my Superkommissar Maksim exposé.

--KOOK

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The YouTube Intelligentsia has spoken:

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GAAAHHHH!! We hates him! We hates him!

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.
Brilliant!

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Superkommissar Maksim wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.
Brilliant!

Indeed. This may warrant a new entry in the Newspeak Dictionary. I will run it past the Ministry of Information and see if they concur that we should add it to the next agenda meeting for a vote...

Cruzifiction: [kro͞ozəˈfikSHən] To punish publicly by shaming through false accusations, usually for the act crime of affecting backward progress by speaking against political socialism using fact-based arguments in a clear, concise manner without a teleprompter. Cruzify, Cruzifying, Cruzified.

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And THAT, comrades, is why Maxim is SuperKommisar.

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Superkommissar Maksim wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.
Brilliant!

Indeed. This may warrant a new entry in the Newspeak Dictionary. I will run it past the Ministry of Information and see if they concur that we should add it to the next agenda meeting for a vote...

Cruzifiction: [kro͞ozəˈfikSHən] To punish publicly by shaming through false accusations, usually for the act crime of affecting backward progress by speaking against political socialism using fact-based arguments in a clear, concise manner without a teleprompter. Cruzify, Cruzifying, Cruzified.
Well done, KP. Me gusta mucho.

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A note to low information voters and the YouTube Intelligentsia: You have probably never heard of Richard III. Richard III was a Republican king who lived a long time ago and he abolished the national healthcare system by royal decree causing 1.4 billion homeless English children to die from second hand tobacco smoke. He was very bad. He was like Bush. Thankfully, he was defeated at Bosworth Field in 1485 by the very progressive Henry VII al-Tudor who was England's first Muslim king. Henry VII then ushered in an era of peace, science, tolerance, women's rights, and free health care.

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Ted Cruz is responsible for the cancellation of every television show you liked.

Ted Cruz also created Faux News!

Ted Cruz keeps that evil hater Rush Limbaugh <spit> on the air, along with Hannity.

Ted Cruz is responsible for Ronald Reagan <triple spit> being elected.

Ted Cruz is a racist who personally got in the way of putting Dear Leader's face on Mount Rushmore!

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KOOK wrote:
Superkommissar Maksim wrote:What Pinkie did here is a Cruz-A-Fiction.

You forgot to say, "I'm Baaaaaacccckkkk" and to mean it.

"Cruz-A-Fiction" cries out for a SuperKommissar poster before you step back into the telephone booth and change back into your secret identity.

Don't force me to post my Superkommissar Maksim exposé.

--KOOK
Agreed KOOK. I must admit that I was a fan of Maksim before I had ever heard of The Cube. In fact, it was my exhaustive search for the Komplete Works of the elusive Superkommisar that led me to stumble into The Cube. His reputation preceeds him and I look forward to any new artwork that he cares to grace us with. I have found great satisfaction in sharing his work with numerous members of The Party and countless enemies of The Party alike. He presents universal truths in a devastatingly frank and candid manner.

I used to keep a folder with his works on hand for opportune moments in a debate where he could say more with a picture than I could speak in a thousand words (With the added bonus that debate opponents often lack basic comprehension skills, except when presented with a picture). He is an inspiration to amateur and professional propaganda artists the world over, and a major thorn in the sides of those at whose expense the artwork is rendered.

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Yes, comrades, there's a reason why Maksim is the only Cube commissar to be a Superkommisar.

Cruz-A-Fiction, Cruzified, yada yada...this sort of wordplay would indeed be worthy of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award—which Maksim has received more often than probably everyone else combined—but alas, it was none other than Ted Cruz himself who destroyed it once and for all with his risky sequestration schemes.

Beet of the Week Canceled Due to Sequestration

Mind you, I was later offered a very generous grant to continue the program, but I was forced on principle to turn it down once I learned it was from the Koch Brothers. The only way I'll accept money from them is if it's already been paid to the government strictly through involuntary taxation—none of this “We're rich enough that we can send the IRS more than the minimum amount if we want” crap. That extra amount never counts, because it's filthy, flagrant influence-peddling; totally unfair if all the other millionaires, billionaires, and fat cat corporate jet owners won't do the same; and an utterly shameless attempt to try and make themselves look good when there's absolutely no good to look at.

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Ted Cruz is the most hideous being on the face of the Earth! His hideous rating, while being very close to the hideous rating of Donald Trump, cannot be Trumped. In fact, the only way to make him look any better is if his face were made of plastic and then a cigarette lighter flame put onto it, causing it to melt, and then put into a nuclear reactor, dipped into hydrochloric acid, and then stomped on by former KGB members after finding out that they were no longer needed at the KGB. After this intensive beautification process, he wouldn't be as beautiful as, say, a brick wall.

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Every time Ted Cruz eats a hamburger, an American child dies of starvation.

He has even more binders full of women than Mitt Romney!

Ted Cruz's face is sometimes used to scare criminals into confessing their crimes. And to scare children, so they stay off his doorstep on Halloween.

There was something my mother always said about whatever Republican was running for president, which I now find most appropriate to describe Ted Cruz, "I don't know why; he just frightens me."

And that's enough logic for me!

Hey, Socialist Worker! Welcome to the Kollektive. If you need a job, there are always openings at the Ministry for Mental Hell Health

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Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote: Hey, Socialist Worker! Welcome to the Kollektive. If you need a job, there are always openings at the Ministry for Mental Hell Health

I would also like to extend a welcome to Comrade Socialist Worker. We are a very large family here at The Cube; You'll fit right in, and if you don't, we'll make you fit in. As for job openings, Comrade Kelly's suggestion is great, but I've heard that the Petrochemical refinery is in need of a few extra people, so you can try there if you want.

Also, some advice: Do NOT, under any circumstances question, poke and prod, or generally piss off Comrade Commissarka Pinkie. She has a shovel and is not afraid to use it. The Commisarka is always right and she is never wrong. Get this fact into your head, never let it be forgotten, and always smile at the Commissarka as she walks by.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote: Hey, Socialist Worker! Welcome to the Kollektive. If you need a job, there are always openings at the Ministry for Mental Hell Health

I would also like to extend a welcome to Comrade Socialist Worker. We are a very large family here at The Cube; You'll fit right in, and if you don't, we'll make you fit in. As for job openings, Comrade Kelly's suggestion is great, but I've heard that the Petrochemical refinery is in need of a few extra people, so you can try there if you want.

Also, some advice: Do NOT, under any circumstances question, poke and prod, or generally piss off Comrade Commissarka Pinkie. She has a shovel and is not afraid to use it. The Commisarka is always right and she is never wrong. Get this fact into your head, never let it be forgotten, and always smile at the Commissarka as she walks by.
Indeed, comrade Socialist Worker, this is a most equal place to be and you are most welcome.

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Konservative Punk, your definition is already being liked on my tractor farm on the Facebook Collective. By the blessing of Lenin the Beneficent, may it go viral.

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And Socialist Worker, when I look at your avatar, I can only think of that progressive peasant putting Arthur, King of the Britons, in his place with, "I didn't vote for you."
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Welcome Socialist Worker!

I see you are an immigrant and apparently from the 1400s.

Has SEIU found employment for you and your mighty shovel?

If not... we can always use an extra shovel in the beet fields.

I can see now why we must fix the immigration system - 600 years?

May

PS - Is that blood on your shovel? If not... I am a single older lady.
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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Ted Cruz will destroy society, civilization, and all of humanity forever.
Nice job, Commissarka Pinkie.

When you're right, you're right, as this comment from https://www.salon.com/2015/03/28/ted_cr ... f_america/ proves:

"For those of you who might be taking the 2016 election lightly....there are at least four Republican candidates who represent a real threat to humankind's continued existence on this planet. Among them, Ted Cruz stands out as the creepiest."


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Welcome Socialist Worker! Since you look as though you might be from the Middle Ages, I can only conclude that you are here because of a time warp! And this is of course due to that evil Ted Cruz not believing in climate change! His failure to believe has caused a strange time vortex to open up. And the proof is that you are here!

And here's something else... Ted Cruz is personally responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire. Imagine, if we did not have to go through the Dark Ages, you'd be in a much better position than you are now! Your people wouldn't just have the "new" printing press; you'd have the Internet way back then! It's all Ted Cruz's fault that you have suffered so much in the Middle Ages!

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Had Ted Cruz not needed ill-gotten petroleum dollars to fund his political ambitions, we would still have peaceful and loving dinosaurs with which to share our "lebenstraum"...

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Ted Cruz <spit, phewy>, the racist spawn of Satan, is a climate change denier who will force us to burn coal in our homes, even in the summer time. He will force us to buy and drive SUVs that not only destroy the planet, but also cause all traffic accidents and run over cute furry animals that scurry out of the forest. He will force farmers to feed their cattle beans to promote flatulence and release greenhouse gases. We are all going to die, including the children, whales, and polar bears!!!

But, before that happens, Ted Cruz <spit, phewy> will stop all of the wind turbines from spinning and use their masts for antennas to broadcast Fox News and EIB Network programming. <spit> He will force us all to buy radios and televisions with no off switches and no channel changers so we are forced to watch and listen to said programming 24/7. If we don't buy, he will force us to pay a fine(?) (tax?) to the IRS.

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Ted Cruz is so bad that he broke into Hillary's unsecured server farm and erased all her emails. Then he hypnotized Hillary into believing she did it! Hillary might not get her turn at the presidency because of Ted Cruz erasing her emails. Oh, and he MADE her get a server farm instead of using the government system.

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Ted Cruz possessed Richard III through creepy seances involving kitten sacrifice. I saw it on Salon.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Ted Cruz possessed Richard III through creepy seances involving kitten sacrifice. I saw it on Salon.

SALON:

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Comrades! If you wish to be like the wise and true writers and readers of SALON then you must be on narcotics! If you do not already receive them from the State because you were deemed a threat but not enough of a one to be put into a mental institution then I urge you to put a request through for every narcotic you can get. Do it for You! Do it for Your Country! Do it for The State! Do it because You can! Do it for Your Comrades! Do it to make the World a Better Place! Do it because Ted Cruz is Hitler reincarnate and deserves to be smeared like a glob of pen ink on paper! I have already gotten my Narcotics, why haven't you?

And, as for so-called "negative" effects, do not worry about negative effects, these are not negative, they are the almighty power of the State working within you to strengthen you and make the suffering out in the fields seem much better by comparison. Remember that negative effects of State-issued narcotics are simply dissention and Capitalistic tendencies leaving the body.


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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Ted Cruz possessed Richard III through creepy seances involving kitten sacrifice. I saw it on Salon.

SALON:

Super
Awesome
Liberals
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Comrades! If you wish to be like the wise and true writers and readers of SALON then you must be on narcotics! If you do not already receive them from the State because you were deemed a threat but not enough of a one to be put into a mental institution then I urge you to put a request through for every narcotic you can get. Do it for You! Do it for Your Country! Do it for The State! Do it because You can! Do it for Your Comrades! Do it to make the World a Better Place! Do it because Ted Cruz is Hitler reincarnate and deserves to be smeared like a glob of pen ink on paper! I have already gotten my Narcotics, why haven't you?

And, as for so-called "negative" effects, do not worry about negative effects, these are not negative, they are the almighty power of the State working within you to strengthen you and make the suffering out in the fields seem much better by comparison. Remember that negative effects of State-issued narcotics are simply dissention and Capitalistic tendencies leaving the body.
Watching proles on my tractor farm and beet field from my sedan chair can be exhausting, especially on only 14 hours sleep. You know how proles are, always requiring supervision. If I'm not there, they get slow on their hands and knees sweeping dust away from my 80' bronze likeness at the end of the mile long driveway leading to my humble beachfront dacha. Seeing unicorns with a little help from state issued narcotics helps pass the time.

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Well, I think Hillary Clintonista is double-plus good, Comrades, and I will be voting for her twice!

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Comrade boocat wrote:Well, I think Hillary Clintonista is double-plus good, Comrades, and I will be voting for her twice!
Comrade boocat, twice? That's it? Are you down for the Great Struggle to Liberate the Toiling Masses, yes or no? We expect two votes for as many free cigarettes. Not only are you expected to fill out every mail-in ballot liberated from your neighbors' mailboxes, you need to get on ancestry.com and vote in place of your disabled ancestors (death is a disability, and we do what we can to help those who are disfranchised due to disability). Seriously, comrade, get on it!

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Cut the eyeful comrade an equal measure of slack, esteemed brother Al-Blogunov. After all, I am sure further votes were denied Comrade Boocat on the basis of Discriminatory Voter ID laws. Having spent my own time with only a single eye to identify myself, I have witnessed firsthand the unfair treatment of disembodied eyes in this exploitive nation. Sauron and the Illuminati can attest to this.

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Every animal that you've ever seen dead on a road? Ted Cruz ran 'em over.
Each and every audit performed by the IRS was at the behest of Ted Cruz
Watergate? Ted Cruz
When Judas got his blood money, it was Ted Cruz putting it in his hands.
Ted Cruz steered the iceberg into the Titanic.

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This story by Pinkie was translated into Russian and published here, under the title "Ted Cruz is like Hitler" and with an introductory tongue-in-cheek paragraph hinting that this is a clever spoof.

Тед Круз — он как Гитлер!

It's right-libertarian website and radio station in St. Petersburg, Russia. They have already translated and published a bunch of our stories in the past.

The reason this spoof resonates with those guys is that some of the official state-run Russian media has a history of portraying GOP presidential candidates in ways that make me suspect Commissarka Pinkie is moonlighting for the Kremlin. Or has she been always working for the Kremlin and only moonlighting for the People's Cube? Hmmm?

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Armenian Radio. wrote:Cut the eyeful comrade an equal measure of slack, esteemed brother Al-Blogunov. After all, I am sure further votes were denied Comrade Boocat on the basis of Discriminatory Voter ID laws. Having spent my own time with only a single eye to identify myself, I have witnessed firsthand the unfair treatment of disembodied eyes in this exploitive nation. Sauron and the Illuminati can attest to this.
Armenian Radio, perhaps you are correct. This recent comrade may be new to enhanced voting techniques. Okay, two votes is a good start, and with practice we'll improve on that.

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Image I have been successfully re-educated to say only positive things about certain presidential candidates on this website. Failure to do so led to my previous condemnation by The Party as a disrespectful troll. Now that my thinking is korrekted, I submit to the kollektive:

Image CENSORED_PUNK'S TOP 99 REASONS TO HATE TED CRUZ:

1 -Cruz NEVER supported the Stimulus Package and never said it was "what we need."

2 -Cruz NEVER supported the auto bailouts, and never said: "The government should stand behind [the auto companies] 100 percent” because “they make wonderful products.”

3 -Cruz NEVER supported the bank bailouts, and he never called them “something that has to get done.” He has also never made the claim that government “can take over companies, and, frankly, take big chunks of companies.”

4 -Cruz has NEVER said “My fingers are long and beautiful, as it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body”

5 -Cruz has NEVER said “let Russia fight ISIS.”

6 -Cruz has NEVER said “I was [Obama's] biggest cheerleader.”

7 -Cruz has NEVER donated to both the Clinton Foundation and Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign, as well as to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, and other Democrats.

8 -Cruz NEVER made his largest political contribution to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee with a donation of $116,000.

9 -Cruz NEVER supported universal healthcare, and never said, "Everybody's going to be taken care of much better than they're taken care of now....the government's gonna pay for it.”

10 -Cruz has NEVER said "I support the ban on assault weapons and I support a slightly longer waiting period to purchase a gun."

11 -Cruz NEVER said "I'll Try To Bring Back ‘Good' Illegal Immigrants ‘Rapidly'"

12 -Cruz NEVER promised to "expedite" legalization of illegals aliens.

13 -Cruz has NEVER tweeted that "amnesty should be done only if the border is secure."

14 -Cruz has NEVER said he was "a very big believer in the merit system" to "work something out" for "some of these people have been here, they've done a good job. You know, in some cases, sadly, they've been living under the shadows."

15 -Cruz has NEVER said of legal immigrants: “They flow in like water, and I love legal immigration. I love it... we should make it easier and faster.”

16 -Cruz has NEVER said, "In many cases, I probably identify more as Democrat."

17 -Cruz has NEVER said "It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans."

18 -Cruz has NEVER said, "Hillary's always surrounded herself with very good people. I think Hillary would do a good job."

19 -Cruz has NEVER said: "Let's get to be a little establishment"

20 -Cruz has NEVER been called "The Establishment Candidate" by Ron Paul.

21 -Cruz has NEVER made the following political contributions:
-Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY): $26,250
-Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY): $4,100
-Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (D-NY): $7,950
-Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY): $7,900
-Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA): $5,000
-Sen. John Kerry (D-MA): $5,500
-Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV): $7,400
-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY): $4,300
-Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel: $50,000
-Clinton Foundation: at least $100,000
-Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee: $5,000 (2005)
-Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee: $20,000 (2006)

22 -Cruz has NEVER said "For people that have been here for years, that have been hard workers, have good jobs, are supporting a family, it's very, very tough to just say ‘you have to leave, get out.' How do you throw someone out that's lived in this country for 20 years, you just can't throw everybody out"

23 -Cruz has NEVER said "I know Hillary and I think she'd make a great president or vice-president."

24 -Cruz has NEVER said "[Hillary Clinton is] very talented, very smart. She's a friend of mine, so I'm a little prejudiced."

25 -Cruz has NEVER said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."

26 -Cruz has NEVER said "I'm very pro-choice. I am pro-choice in every respect.”

27 -Cruz has NEVER said "[Nancy Pelosi]'s a very impressive person. I like her a lot. She was going to really look to impeach Bush, and get him out of office, which, personally, I think would have been a wonderful thing.”

28 -Cruz has NEVER said “If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her”

29 -Cruz has NEVER said "[John McCain]'s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured.”

30 -Cruz has NEVER said “How stupid are the people of Iowa?”

31 -Cruz has NEVER proposed to impose tariffs on American companies who move production out of the United States, and has NEVER said to American based air-conditioning company Carrier: "Every single air conditioning unit that you build and send across our border – you're going to pay a 35 percent tax on that unit."

32 -Cruz has NEVER said "I thought [Obama] was strong and smart, and it looks like we have somebody that knows what he is doing finally in office"

33 -Cruz has NEVER said "[Michael Bloomberg is] a friend of mine. He's been an excellent mayor of New York City. He's a great guy and he means very well."

34 -Cruz has NEVER said "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?"

35 -Cruz voted 'NO' on the Omnibus Bill because of concessions made by GOP leadership on ObamaCare, the Iran nuclear deal, Planned Parenthood and immigration.

36 -Cruz does not support the passage of TPP, because it would undercut U.S. immigration laws and take jobs away from working-class Americans.

37 -In a 2012 debate for Senate, Ted Cruz called for building a wall on the border.

38 -Cruz has career A+ Rating by anti-illegal immigration organization Numbers USA.

39 -Cruz has vowed to deport illegal immigrants.

40 -Ted Cruz has NEVER supported amnesty for illegal immigrants

41 -Cruz received national acclaim as the Solicitor General of Texas, the State's chief lawyer before the U.S. Supreme Court.

42 -Cruz spent five years as a partner at one of the nation's largest law firms, where he led the firm's U.S. Supreme Court and national Appellate Litigation practice.

43 -Cruz has authored more than 80 U.S. Supreme Court briefs and argued 43 oral arguments, including nine before the U.S. Supreme Court.

44 While Cruz was Solicitor General, Texas achieved an unprecedented series of landmark national victories, including successfully defending:
• U.S. sovereignty against the UN and the World Court in Medellin v. Texas;
• The Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms;
• The constitutionality of the Texas Ten Commandments monument;
• The constitutionality of the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance;
• The constitutionality of the Texas Sexually Violent Predator Civil Commitment law; and
• The Texas congressional redistricting plan.

45 -Upon coming to the U.S. Senate, the first bill Cruz offered was to repeal every word of Obamacare.

46 -During the Gang of Eight fight, Cruz offered a series of amendments, including measures to prevent citizenship for those here illegally, to block illegals' access to federal, state, or local public assistance benefits, secure the border, triple the size of the Border Patrol, and implement a biometric entry-exit system.

47 -Cruz introduced "Kate's Law" to establish a 5-year minimum sentence for those who illegally reenter the country.

48 -Cruz introduced with Jeff Sessions the "American Jobs First Act of 2015," to reform the H-1B program, curb abuse, and protect American workers.

49 -Cruz proposed a number of measures to defund President Obama's amnesty and prevent him from expanding it.

50 -Cruz called for a special prosecutor to investigate the targeting of conservatives by the IRS.

51 -Cruz led the fight in Congress to defeat the Gang of Eight amnesty bill, and he has introduced strong legislation to stop illegal immigration.

52 -Cruz authored legislation urging the Secretary of State to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign terrorist organization.

53 -Following the terrorist attacks in Paris, Cruz introduced the Terrorist Refugee Infiltration Prevention Act of 2015, immediately barring refugees to the United States from any country, such as Iraq or Syria that contains substantial territory controlled by a foreign terrorist organization.

54 -Cruz chaired a hearing for the Subcommittee on Oversight, Agency Action, Federal Rights and Federal Courts titled “Justice Forsaken: How the Federal Government Fails the American Victims of Iranian and Palestinian Terrorism.” This hearing focused on the federal government's failure to support the American victims of Iranian and Palestinian terror in their search for justice.

55 -Cruz introduced the IRGC Terrorist Designation Act, urging the U.S. Department of State to designate Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) as a foreign terrorist organization.

56 -Cruz sent a letter to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker John Boehner laying out a three-step approach to stop the flow of funds to the Iranian regime according to the terms of Corker-Cardin, the Iran Nuclear Agreement Review Act.

57 -Cruz introduced a resolution defining the start of Congress' 60-day review period and detailing flaws within the submittal of the agreement.

58 -Cruz sent Obama a letter and declared his intention to hold reauthorizing legislation and block all State Department nominees unless Obama provides written assurance that he will block the UN resolution to approve the Iran deal until congressional review has run its course.

59 -Cruz has twice introduced the Sanction Iran, Safeguard America Act to reinstate, impose, and expand Iran sanctions and stop failed negotiations until Iran meets certain preconditions.

60 -Cruz has twice introduced the Expatriate Terrorist Act, which seeks to prevent terrorists who join ISIS or other terrorist groups from re-entering the country and to make clear that citizens who collaborate with terrorists have forfeited their right to US citizenship.

61 -Cruz introduced legislation to prevent terrorists from entering the US as UN ambassadors, which Iran had attempted by nominating Hamid Aboutalebi. It passed Congress unanimously and President Obama signed it into law.

62 -Cruz opposed arming Syrian rebels, while supporting securing Syrian chemical weapons.

63 -Cruz introduced measures to protect faith organizations in DC from being forced to provide abortion services to their employees and support, and even fund, activities that directly violate their mission.

64 -Cruz sponsored legislation to grant Meriam Ibrahim and her children permanent legal status in the US so they could swiftly return home after being imprisoned for her Christian faith.

65 -Cruz introduced measures in Congress to protect service members' right to worship.

66 -Cruz introduced legislation to ensure that the victims of Fort Hood were eligible to receive the Purple Heart. The acts of Nidal Hasan were not random acts of workplace violence — it was a clear act of radical Islamic terrorism on our own soil. The men and women who stood bravely in the midst of it deserve to be rightly honored, and Cruz's measure ensured that were.

67 -Cruz successfully amended the Military Construction and Veterans' Affairs Appropriations bill to require the VA Secretary to provide Congress with a plan to address the long wait times for veterans seeking health care at the South Texas Veterans Health Care System.

68 -Cruz sponsored the Department of Veterans Affairs Management Accountability Act to make it easier for senior executives at the VA to be terminated for negligence, mismanagement, and other performance failures.

69 -Cruz introduced measure to provide necessary funding for Israel's missile defense, Arrow System, David's Sling and Iron Dome.

70 -Cruz sent a bicameral letter to Secretary of State John Kerry urging him to close the Palestinian Liberation Organization's office in Washington, D.C.

71 -Cruz sent a bipartisan letter signed by 36 senators to Federica Mogherini, vice president of the European Commission. The letter expresses concern over reports that the European Union (EU) intends to move forward with new guidelines to label certain products made by Israeli companies imported into the EU.

72 -Cruz chaired a hearing for the Subcommittee on Oversight, Agency Action, Federal Rights and Federal Courts titled “Justice Forsaken: How the Federal Government Fails the American Victims of Iranian and Palestinian Terrorism.” This hearing focused on the federal government's failure to support the American victims of Iranian and Palestinian terror in their search for justice.

73 -Cruz has twice introduced legislation to prohibit negotiations between the United States and Iran until Iran released the American prisoners it is unjustly detaining and recognizes Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state.

74 -Cruz co-sponsored legislation to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and move the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

75 -Congress passed Sen. Cruz's resolution to condemn Hamas' use of civilians as human shields.

76 -Senate passed legislation Cruz introduced to offer rewards to those who handed in information about the kidnappers and murderers of the 3 boys who were murdered in Jerusalem, one of them being an Israeli-US citizen.

77 -Cruz asked if the FAA imposed economic sanctions on Israel by banning flights into Ben Gurion, an unprecedented restriction not even imposed on tumultuous countries like Ukraine. That day, the Secretary of State was asked about the ban, and within 36 hours, it was lifted.

78 -Cruz opposed Chuck Hagel's nomination for Secretary of Defense for multiple reasons, including his record of undermining U.S. – Israeli relations.

79 -Cruz fought to take away taxpayer dollars from Planned Parenthood.

80 -Cruz advocated for an investigation into abortion practices in the U.S. to prevent the atrocities witnessed in Kermit Gosnell's facility from ever happening again.

81 -Cruz authored legislation and a constitutional amendment in the Senate to prevent federal courts from further interfering with any state's authority to define marriage.

82 -Cruz introduced legislation to protect the right of states to define marriage, without intrusion by unelected federal judges.

83 -Cruz led a national effort to defund Obamacare and repeal the disastrous law in its entirety.

84 -Cruz introduced the American Energy Renaissance Act with Rep. Bridenstine, which among other major reforms, opens up exploration, expands LNG exports through more accessible permits, and ends the crude oil export ban.

85 -Cruz sponsored the Affordable Reliable Energy Now Act (ARENA), to check the President's overreaching “Clean Power Plan” regulations that infringe on states' rights, drive up costs for consumers and hamper innovation.

86-Cruz joined Sen. Barrasso and 29 other senators in writing a letter to the Obama Administration about their failure to tell Americans the negative effects of the Water Resource Development Act.

87 -Cruz opposed budget increases that failed to bring about meaningful spending reforms.

88 -Cruz advocated for meaningful reforms to boost economic growth, including repealing Obamacare, deregulation, and expansion of energy production to take on the staggering unemployment conditions in the country.

89 -Cruz opposed the Internet Sales Tax and spoke against establishment politicians who attempt to impose more unnecessary taxes on Americans.

90 -Cruz fought to protect citizens' free speech against unlawful and unjust targeting and designations by the IRS.

91 -Cruz opposed raising the debt ceiling without any meaningful reforms to the out-of-control Washington spending.

92 -Cruz voted against establishment politicians' Christmas handouts to K-Street.

93 -Cruz opposed sugar subsidies and favoring a few over the American taxpayer.

94 -Cruz voted to repeal the Renewable Fuel Standard so that all can compete on an equal footing.

95 -Cruz co-sponsored a resolution urging the president not to sign the UN Arms Treaty, which would have subordinated the Second Amendment rights of American citizens to global interests.

96 -Cruz introduced two bills to protect Americans from an influx of refugees who could be a national security risk, including legislation barring refugees from terrorist-ridden regions and legislation to recognize governors' authority to protect the citizens in their states by rejecting to resettle refugees in their state.

97 -Cruz opposed budget deals that reauthorized the Export-Import bank, a handmaiden of the Washington Cartel.

98 -Cruz led the fight against Congress' legislation to restrict the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding Americans.

99-Cruz authored legislation to strengthen citizens' Second Amendment rights and allow interstate firearms sales.


 
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