For less than a dollar a day, you can support the Hamas jihad against the oppressive Zionist, and their imperialistic American infidel puppet masters.
Imagine a jihad without ammunition, functional rockets, or even usable suicide vests. Unthinkable, but this is the harsh reality facing brave freedom fighters each and every day. Nearly 2,000 freedom fighters die from lack of equipment each day, without ever having a chance to kill a Jew, or burn a US flag.
But your generosity can make a difference in the short life of a Freedom Fighter. Your tax deductable donation of less than a dollar a day will make sure a freedom fighter has access to clean running machine guns, safe to fire rockets, and the most modern explosives.
How can you help these brave souls? Simple. Call our toll free number at (866) 1JIHAD4U, and tell our operator that you want to sponsor a Freedom Fighter. You'll receive a letter in the mail with a picture of your freedom fighter, and a letter thanking you for your sponsorship. You'll also receive regular updates from your Freedom Fighter showing you how your contribution of less than a dollar a day has made a difference in their lives, and the global jihad.
Act now, operators are standing by. Make a difference in the life of a Freedom Fighter today.
Translation confusion, the rewardee's only get one 72 year old virgin.
I'm going to send them $72 from my share of the "Obama Stash™" in honor of the "virgins" those martyrs will be seein'!
PLEASE, WON'T YOU HELP ME WITH YOUR GENEROUS DONATION TODAY???
I will call later I hope I get another operator. Obama knows, these peaceful jihads need
OOPS - All comrades are urged to forget that AU
I would like to sponsor a Mujahid that will become Shahid on the first day of my sponsorship. That way I will save a lot of money.
It is for the children.