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Start spreading the news: Ebola in old New York

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Everyone who is anyone has been beseeching the progressive spirit of Marx that more will be equally blessed with Ebola, and early last night we learned that the race has arrived at THE center of progdom: New York City.

As was excitingly announced by the house organ of the National-Democratic party, the discriminated and downtrodden minority virus known as Ebola had finally arrived where it will be free to roam and not have its well-deserved civil rights trod upon by travel bans and "quarantines" by the Rethuggican party(spit)

The magnificent carrier of Ebola made sure that it had a glorious tour of the grand city. They hit the lanes in Williamsburg and puttered around town before the discriminatory "quarantine" imposed by the authorities.

But rest assured those authorities won't keep this plucky little rebel down – no sir! No travel bans for it and no discriminatory ‘borders' to keep it from going wherever it wants to go.

Now NYC can truly claim citizenship of the world, and fully realize the fairness that is an Ebola infection.

And remember, comrades: Ebola has been brought to you by the Obama and the Democratic National Communist party.

Make sure you thank them Election Day November 4th.

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Dear Leader has planned for this! There are 34 million green cards ready for printing, Voter registrations are filled out and pre-approved, Apple is producing iPhones for distribution as Obama phones, EBT accounts are full,

it is time to welcome the immigrant citizens and oppressed refugees from the country of Ebola!

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Yes, Comrade Tovarichi Marx willing our dear laader will soon make all equal in misery and Ebola!

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I regret that I cannot yet find Ebola on my maps...but i hear you can get there by bus.
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Like the New York, New York song goes, if I can make it there I can make it anywhere, says Ebola.


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Dedhedvedev wrote:Like the New York, New York song goes, if I can make it there I can make it everywhere, says Ebola.
This calls for a song:
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... YjIsUc4Ank

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As the song goes .....

You say Ebola ... I say Obama ... Let's call the whole thing off !


Tov :
Got a fresh tank load of the finest partially-filtered, Party-approved socialist hooch.
Tractor Shed #2
Tonight.
B.Y.O.D.

" Bring your own disinfectant "

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Fresh, you say? This is indeed glorious, as that last batch had me nauseous and feverish for 21 days...

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I updated the lead post with a graphic based on Dehedvedev's glorious suggestion.

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Tovarichi wrote:Fresh, you say? This is indeed glorious, as that last batch had me nauseous and feverish for 21 days...

Really ?

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( Comrade Tovarichi's shot glass.)

Come to think of it, that might explain why you kicked the jug over after making your fifth toast to the health of high Party officials.
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Krasnodar wrote: Come to think of it, that might explain why you kicked the jug over after making your fifth toast to the health of high Party officials.

That is what he was burning bread for?



Start spreading the news, I'm contagious today
Let this be the start of it, Ebola York
Those wintertime flus, will be like child's play
As health care falls apart from it, Ebola York

I wanna terrorize that city, that dares not sleep
To find I'm king of the ill, top quarantine

Those Sierra Leone blues, are melting away
I'll make a panicked start of it, Ebola York
If I establish here, they'll panic everywhere
This ain't the flu, Ebola York

I wanna plague up in that city that dares not sleep
To find I'm Plague #1, top of the cyst, king of the ill, Plague #1

Those Liberian blues, they are bleeding away
I'll make a panicked start of it Ebola York
If I get set up here, they'll panic everywhere
This ain't the flu, Ebola .. York!



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Krasnodar wrote:
Tovarichi wrote:Fresh, you say? This is indeed glorious, as that last batch had me nauseous and feverish for 21 days...

Really ?

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( Comrade Tovarichi's shot glass.)

Come to think of it, that might explain why you kicked the jug over after making your fifth toast to the health of high Party officials.
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spill site five hours later... Image



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Chairman Meow wrote:
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I Am Legion would be a more fitting caption. Why? Because it's from the Bible (Mark 5:2), where Jesus asks a man possessed by demons “What is your name?” and the man replies "My name is Legion, for we are many."

You see, Dear Leader Obama (a.k.a. Damien Thorn) didn't just teach Saul Alinsky's Rules For Radicals, a book dedicated to Satan, at Harvard University. He also summoned up demons from Hell (a.k.a. Think Progress) to help pave his way to the presidency, in exchange for his soul of course, because even the demon community expects Equal Pay for Equal Work ™ .

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Red Square wrote:I updated the lead post with a graphic based on Dehedvedev's glorious suggestion.

Yes! That is perfect comrade!

Image The song New York, New York epitomizes the nation's feelings about the elitist left sneering at our concerns over Ebola and the fact that they don't want to seal the border and put in place a travel ban.

How do you like Ebola now b..t..hs?

And remember those of you in New York who didn't want a travel ban, we're not laughing with you..... we're laughing AT YOU!

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I don't know how to say this so... I'm just gonna say it...

Tovarichi has the Ebola!

Tovarichi, being the brave man that he is, has volunteered to test an experimental course of treatment for a minimum of 21 days:

1.he can only consume cabbage, beans and mango flavored milk.
2.he can only breath air processed through his alimentary canal.

Thank you Tovarichi for taking one for the kollective!
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Comrade Putout wrote:.Thank you Tovarichi for taking one for the kollective!

Golly, Comrade May, I hope he doesn't take one while hooked up that way!

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Tovarichi, being the brave man that he is, has volunteered to test an experimental course of treatment for a minimum of 21 days:

1.he can only consume cabbage, beans and mango flavored milk.
2.he can only breath air processed through his alimentary canal.
Get well soon, Tovarichi. I am putting myself in voluntary quarantine while you are on your special diet.
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When one suffers, all should share! Equality for all...

Report to train stations for transportation to FEMA quarrantine centers at once, and somebody please stop by supply and get a filter cannister that fits this mask...



 
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