State of the Union and openings for progressive comrades to get paid NOW!!!
by: Buster Bernhardovich CPUSA
January 30 2011

tags: state provided jobs, centralized economy, never ending unicorns & peace, a beet in every pot--some pot in every hookah democracy, liberating toasters forever

The following article is based on an article which was based on a Jan. 27 CPUSA National Politburo meeting. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

Dear Leader Obama, off of a 3 day drinking binge, soberly looked at the progressive state of the union earlier this week, outlined new challenges facing the country, and forcefully presented several new 5 year plan initiatives to restructure and renew and fundamentally transform the failing capitalist economy.

The party elite agree that combined with his glorious and unparalleled success in the "lame-duck" congressional session, the utterly appropriate rock star performance and critically acclaimed speech in Tucson and the wildly successful summit with our beloved Hu Jintao bringing glorious communist music to the hegemonic patriarchal White House, the president has enhanced his standing among the unwashed masses considerably since the November defeat of the party. He is now the uncontested front-runner for the dictatorship presidency in 2012, which is driving the mean and nasty radical right-wing extremists robber barons and sections of greedy private capital pig markets into a frenzy.
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People's™ Public investments in global clean energy, party approved research, public transit infrastructure for proles, vegetable incarceration initiatives, and re-education are the most important proposals in Dear Leader's State of the Union address. Fundamentally transforming the infrastructural and productive base of the economy is of critical importance to the country's socialist future in a highly competitive global economy.

Dear Leader also spoke out against the evil Bushitler tax cuts that add $857 billion to the people's deficit and tax breaks to the outrageously profitable Big Oil monopolies - who, he added, don't need our help.

Dear Leader aggressively defended his administrations health care bill, denouncing the reactionary neo-kulak teabaggers and 70% of the population. He didn't wave his AK-47 at the Rethuglikkkans in the audience, but he indicated to the nation that he was prepared to try thought-criminals who proposed any legislative efforts from the mean hateful Rethuglikkkans to cripple the fundamentally transformed new people's healthcare system.

Comrade Obama navigated between many competing forces and trends in the way of synthesis and in accordance with the dialectic. We praise Lenin that he mounted a spirited defense of the role of government in taking care of the poor downtrodden and defiled unwashed masses - not big vs. small, but mean, vile and reality stricken vs. smart, sexy, attractive, active and caring for cute kittens & unicorns as well as vegetables. Unlike former People's Leader Bill Clinton, who beat a hasty retreat in 1995 (after the huge defeat in the 1994 midterm elections) captured by his now famous quip, "The days of big government are over," Comrade Obama made a vigorous rebuttal to his mean right-wing critics who hate all kittens.

To the majority of Americans and our Islamic brothers in social change jihad who are war weary, his restatement that a pullout of troops from Afghanistan would begin this summer was a welcomed sign of relief, as was his call for military spending reductions to weaken the imperialist neo-kulak capitalist armies. What the president didn't outline was a concrete withdrawal plan to remove the all the troops so that our Islamic brothers would know how long they need to hold out for. It is no secret that the evil imperialist Pentagon and their Rethuglikkkan political allies are opposed to any quick (or longer term) pullout because they hate unicorns and peace. Nor did he address, besides a remark on the uprising in Tunisia, other sites of Revolutionary™ conflict in the world, but that was no surprise comrades. His focus was domestic useful idiots that he could hoodwink for the party.

Another feature of the speech that was greeted with joyous Jiffi-Lobo love in progressive communist circles was his reference to citizenship rights of immigrant children for his love of Taco Bell and the lifting of discrimination against gay people and wearing pink platform pumps in the military.

Not least, the president repeated a theme that finds its way into most of his glorious and adored speeches - the idea that America is a diverse country of multi-racial, multi-ethnic, young and old, native born and immigrant, gay and straight people -- as well as vegetables, pets, popsicles and three legged dogs. Speaking truth to power, this challenges the racist nazi vile right-wing notion that the United States is essentially an Angry White Male Republic, which the honkey cracker racists try to control by making everyone plow there own beets for a living.

The speech should be seen as a product of a glorious dialectal subversion defined by the migration of independent voters to the mean nazi kitten hating Repuglican column in the fall elections, the tenacity of hateful mean-spirited racist right-wing ideology by still too many unwashed masses, and the refusal of the capitalist pig business community to cooperate with our socialist administration on many matters important to our communist agenda. Is it too strong to say that greedy mean capitalist pigs are on strike and thus refusing to give us the trillions of dollars in economic surplus for free toasters at its disposal until its gets its greedy little way?

The speech is also a product of the lack of political and organizational capacity of the labor and people's movement (the useful idiot proles are not lining up for beet rations fast enough!) - ahem... something that AFL-CIO President Comrade Richard Trumka spoke of a week before the president's address. And until the proles get in line for free stuff from it's loving and caring benevolent people's government, it is difficult to see how the nation's politics will tack too far in a progressive direction for communist utopia. Transformative moments require transformative mass insurgencies. So we must get out there and re-educate and agitate more useful idiots in order to get to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday. NOW!!!

Missing in the speech was was a chunk of change to the millions who are reeling under the weight of the economic crisis caused by the Bushitler and his evil minions - a horrid crisis that has no end unless your a bourgeois capitalist pig living on the well-off side of town.

As important as public investment for Economic Renewal™ and State Provided Jobs are, they are unlikely to get much traction in this neo-nazi Rethuglikkkan capitalist pig Congress where cries for budget cutting, budget cutting, budget cutting, is at a fever pitch among the hateful and mean Rethuglikkkans. And even if they did the rollout of state provided jobs in another 5 year plan, it would take time, which is what the unemployed, suffocating, barely breathing under the frigid mean weight of personal debt and declining income, don't have. They need relief NOW! But mean-spirited Congressional Rethuglikans who hate kittens and babies have no interest in such relief! In fact, their attitude to the economic recovery is: Who needs it? Let the kittens eat old shoes! After all, greedy capitalist pig profits are way up notwithstanding (or because of) the economic slump, and employment stagnates, as the vile reactionary forces see it, double digit unemployment rates are their return ticket to the White House and political dominance next year. And that's why they will keep using the Sarah Palin death ray on the economy and free range turkadoodles. Let me be perfectly clear, I know all this for a fact because I am an economic genius of the Keynesian school of Obamanomics.

Oh, and you know the president's extension of the mean-spirited budget freeze was music to their greedy capitalist ears, even though they advocate far more severe spending cuts like the end of all animal shelters and old folks homes. No matter how big or small the cuts are in the end, the poorest, the most vulnerable, the unemployed, communities of color, and any other collective we can agitate will feel the impact and have to begin eating cockroaches instead of beets. Granted the president's proposal pales in comparison to the cuts on the mean Repuglikkkan wish list - $100 kazillion immediately and then $2.5 trillion kazillion over the next ten years. Yes! You read it right. But any cuts will hurt communities that are already staggeringly drunk on vodka and need beet rations right away.

That the president didn't make any concessions on Medicare and Social Security in his speech is a plus. The pressure on the administration to do so is enormous and it comes directly from mean-spirted congressional Rethuglikkkans who hate old people, some mean reactionary traitors in his own party and administration, and sections of evil transnational capitalist corporations.

According to former vile capitalist Wall Street executive and Secretary of the Treasury in the Clinton administration Robert "Rumproast" Rubin, who says he speaks for the "Street," entitlement and budget reform is an imperative - a deal breaker if the administration wants any cooperation from evil capitalist pig business.

It is fair to say that the message of Rubin and his crowd of nasty parasites (not too strong given their role in unraveling the economy and their theft of the wages and pensions of working people) is simple: "'Reform' Social Security and Medicare and slash domestic spending or we will invest our money elsewhere and throw the economy into another dip downward because we hate people and little furry things."

I like mushrooms but the mushrooming of debt is a problem to our socialist economic future to be sure, I can say this because I at least learned something from the Soviet Era. Evil capitalist economic growth alone is not a solution to the debt buildup. But the economists are lying, debt is not at catastrophic levels, nor are the only solutions to this crisis the hollowing out of Social Security and Medicare. It's all capitalist lies!!!

Don't believe the media hype that we are about to fall into a dark hole like Greece, Ireland, and Iceland did. It can never happen in the USA because all the greedy capitalist pigs have so much money to loot.

The State of the Union didn't settle anything, but what it did do is frame the people's struggle in the coming period as we fight for more social justice for pelicans. In some instances the president framed things to the people's advantage; in other instances he made concessions to the capitalist pigs to keep them happy and making more money that we can loot.

No one in their right mind should expect him to present an open communist alternative given the balance of class forces and his own political subversion stealth. All we can ask for is that the speech provides us more loot for labor unions, professional community organizing groups and other mole allies some openings to push forward to the progressive world of next Tuesday. And it did that. It's up to the labor unions and people's movements now to extort the goods.