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Oooh I like. A lot.

Except for one tiny, teeny little detail. The minuteman is holding a flintlock. The flint and the frizzen are quite visible. Sorry for being a gun nazi here...

Damn. You know I researched this to find what and when used cap and balls and knew I was on thin ice, but I liked it too much to discard. My apologies.

Eh, no need to apologize, I'm a bit of a nerd that way anyhow. Mebbe you could just kind blur the flint and frizzen so it's non descript?

Done.

Nice an unidentifiable musket Now I can share with all the other gun geeks I know LOL.

Ahh, a very progressive weapon. But not practical. These things have insufficient rate of fire for mass executions of reactionaries. How would this work? Say I had a group of 10,000 People's enemies dispatched to me. The mass graves are ready since there's never a shortage of shovels. Then I realize that my troops only have lousy muskets. How am I going to get the job done with muskets? Do these proles reactionary class enemies just stand around while we reload all day? No comrades, this will not work.

Kommissar Vodkov,

Perhaps you can contact Marshal Pupovich and submit a requisition for some AK-47's, along with some extra magazines and ammo. You can also request a thousand shovels, for the People's enemies to dig their own graves.

If you have enough proles that you need execution, over and above what I need for my impaling stakes, then I suggest that you have Rosie O'Donnell shout at them dressed in only her sweaty skin. They will be only too happy to leap into the trenches and be covered up by the caterpillars.

Good idea Commissar. Instead of Zyklon B I would 'ask' Rosie not to take a shower for a month, then kick her naked into a big room with the offending proles. I'm guessing I should be able to neutralize about a thousand each time. Far cheaper than bullets.

And to kill the remainder have Maxine Waters give a speech.

Or have Jay Rockefeller walk into the room--the waves of stupidity alone makes clocks work backwards. Works on the heart muscle.

Wait A Minute Men! You are talking about The Mothyr of my Woompa Loompas(TM)! Dammit Janyt Napolean is the most progressive mothyr of The Party(TM). Why, she's never even gotten any cause she's to damn ugly and nasty, yet birthed for my Wombat Factory(TM) a whole batch of short fat stubby things with snarls on their faces!

We denounce the defamation of The Mothyr of Woompa Loompas!


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EXCELLENT Graphic Superkommissar!! It Rocks!!!

Kiss My Black Ass Janet!!!!!

Comrades,

Just wanted to say: Fine work! Maybe a dollar-shaper trigger or stock engraving could be added.

Maksim's excellent poster has filled me with foreboding and dread. Without using the People's math I calculated that there are over 30 million owners of registered guns in America. The vast majority of them are Tea Partyists.

There are only 250,000 cops nationwide, another 1 million Nat'l Guard and about 1.5 million active duty military personnel (worldwide) who are obligated to support the regime.

That means the odds favor the Tea Partyists by over 15 to 1. And there is no guarantee that the police and military won't turn on the regime. Or that there aren't even more folks who own guns but never registered them.

I fear for the revolution comrades.

Comrade whoopie, there may be 30 million people who have registered guns, because they live in backwards states that require such things.

The legally held unregistered guns are a much higher figure.

Best estimates I have found range from 100-200 million people who legally hold guns, with roughly one legally held gun for every woman, man and child in the United States. I've got 16 of them. Many are just "toys" for me (relics, antiques, target shooting, or just something that struck me as "cool"), but there are some meant for serious social work.

I fear that if the Obots start grabbing guns in Texas, they will be met with hot lead. Texans are like that. What a shame to put an end to fine goons and storm troopers.

In Mason County (which neighbors Thurston County) here in Washington, one of their local representatives (Tim Sheldon) while commenting on budget cuts to the Sheriff's department told criminals to stay out of Mason County, lest they wind up with a "hot lead enema". I like that guy.

A "hot lead enema." That's a keeper!

I used to enjoy Kim du Toit's web site with news stories of people successfully defending themselves with firearms. He kept a tally of dead "gremlins," I think was his word for them. Unsurprisingly, most of them (from memory) were in warm parts of the Continental US (Dixie, TX, OK) and often involved the elderly, men and women. People who say things like, "He needed killin'," and are right.

Victimology is what is called topping from the bottom, or (much) more politely, passive aggression.

Notice that victims do not exist alone. Heros, the ones that I've seen, generally disclaim the status.

Which one is self-reliant?

Ummmm... Obama? Yes, Commissar of course it's Obama! He was never hand fed or propped up... he struggled hard, so very hard to become self-reliant. No one paved his way and he never greased anybodies ass, and no one ever greased his. Yup, it's Obama. He was born on Krypton and worked in slavery in the kryptonite pits all his life.

Hard he worked hard and The Party™ never supported him, no, not one bit... until the day they finally realized he was the Messiah.

Yes, and he paid for all that education and experience by his melting smile too.

I wonder how much of a cut he gets from all the 0bama crap for sale. T-shirts, pins, mugs, bumper stickers, Chia-0bama, probably 0bama bongs and rolling papers (oh, wait, the latter is what $1 will be in a couple of years). Something tells me he isn't going to redistribute his fair share, either.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I fear that if the Obots start grabbing guns in Texas, they will be met with hot lead. Texans are like that.

Indeed, the Texas War of Undependence (on Mexico) started when some of Santa Anna's glorious goons attempted to take a cannon away from some Texican settlers. I'm not sure if they ever got the cannon, but they certainly did get the shot.

And now I must go fill some freshly emptied beer cans with concrete. My cannon has a terrible appetite that must be fed. In honor of ACORN, I think I'll name it "The Nutcracker"

I have to admit, if Santa Anna hadn't been such an idiot, we'd have lost. But then all wars hinge on such things. Perhaps if Hitler hadn't had Parkinson's and hadn't been addicted to speed, he'd have won.

And if Hillary looked like Kate Moss she's be, well, she'd still be a big fat nasty evil totalitarian corrupt many-titted Empress.

Lest anyone think I was foolin' about Chia-0bama, here it is. There's a chia widget for various OSs. Maybe some valiant prog programmer (pardon what seems to be a typographic stutter) will modify it so we can help 0bama grow on our own desktops, bring His Almighty Power into each of our homes and PCs.

I know what kind of water I plan to use: personalized, natural, and organic.

Don't eat the yellow snow Comrade Tovarich, it has been migrating all across The Motherland as of late and is known to cause MTE's.

As for me, perhaps I can borrower Comrade Whoopi's The Nutcracker™, their are many proles in the hoods who need nuts cracked.

Question: if a prog is insufficiently progressive, when does he become a prole. And when does he become a prole and a visitor to my stakes?

After months in the KMTC or enough Post-Modern Re-Education to do him in. He will then be lighter in the head than Bruno, and ready for your impaling stakes.

In fact Commissar, I can think of a whole batch that fit this description. Millions upon millions that have enough KMTC or Post-Modern Re-Education for so many impalings, that your stakes would need Viagra!

Comrades, I have to report a problem. My skilled surgeons at Jiffi-Lobo are finding less and less gray matter to remove. It seems that listening to the bland assurances and orotund resonances of His Supreme Oilyness has the effect of atrophying brain cells.

I suspect that the next generation of Americans will not be able to potty trained until they are of voting age.

Oh. Sorry. That's already happened.