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From The Political Commentator here.

A Mexican invasion!

U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California .

The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts,

"Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,

"We are invading the United States of America ! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.

When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
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The Little Red Hen version 2012 or life in the Barack Obama's world!

"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow."Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig."Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck."Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.

"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.

They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said,

"No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Harry Reid)

And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came and he said to the little red hen,

"You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said Barack the farmer.

"That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.

"And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked,

"I am grateful, for now I truly understand."

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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Student who apparently has got everything that he needs!

A teacher asked each of the kids in her class what they need at home.

Joey said "A computer." The teacher replied, "That would be useful."

Kimmy said "A new lawn mower." and got a similar response.

Little Johnny popped up to say "At my house we don't need nothing!"

The teacher asked him to think again, that everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replied, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, my dad said 'Well, that's the last fucking thing we need.'"

[highlight=#eeeeee]But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.
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I missed something, comrade. If the little red hen is no longer baking, then WHO is making the bread that is being redistributed to the duck, goose, pig and cow (and hen.) And do not tell me "no one" because bread is a constitutionally-guaranteed human right (it's in the Commerce Clause) and so it must be coming from somewhere!

Comrade Opitate, I imagine they are borrowing the bread from some overseas farm that will charge a small amount of interest on the bread loan ....

Hispanic invasion of the USA

Hi,

We're the Chinese and we'd like... le's see... no, Chan, stop waving your hands! Um, about 1,402,543,993 loaves of bread.

Warm.

To go.

Thanks.