Many lunar tides ago, I posted the following at my humble blog in an attempt to acquaint the world with all that I am, and everything that I stand for. I just discovered this lovely site, and though I have not read anything here I know you, like me, love socialism and know that it can help the world far more than CRapitalism. Thank you.

10) … the rock band “Green Day” to change their name to “Green Eternity”, because one day is not enough to save the Earth.

9) … an end to facial makeup and jewelry and skirts on womyn. All of these things serve to dehumanize womyn and turn them into little trophy manikins for men to ogle and dominate.

8) … Native Americans to forego the technology of the White Man, and return back to their natural harmony with nature.

7) …construction equipment be labeled with Surgeon General warnings, just like tobacco, because if the Earth is destroyed, then cancer is really a tiny worry.

6) …all smokers to be thrown in jail, but only if the thing about construction equipment happens.

5) …the 911 emergency number be changed to 910, because 9/11 is already getting way too much attention and its really quite silly.

4) …Roman Polanski be recognized with at least as much enthusiasm as Michael Jackson, because they are both visionary artists who changed the world.

3) …history classes which teach American History require students to first fill out a parental permission slip. There is some disturbing stuff there...

2) …Christian churches be forced to appoint non-Christian ministers because discrimination is illegal.

1) …a single payer health care system, funded by the citizens of the United States.

Welcome comrade Candle, very enlightening.

Thank you comrade Whoopie. And I hope you don't mind if I say that your hair is awesome and very politically correct. I would have hair like yours too if my biological mother wouldn't cut off my trust fund access (she's a racist conservative who hates endangered animals).

Cheers

Be still my heart, Candle is among us. And I discovered yours, the blog that is, and was delighted to find such progressive thought in the Valley Girl community (just guessing). We here are not nearly as harmonically aligned as you but our loyalties are with The Party and The People and we are willing to love trees, for the time being. After The Revolution ™ all things must be re-evaluated during the Great Redistribution - you understand.

A hearty Comrade welcome to you, most delightful Candle . Yeah, I knew you would like that little heart symbol, it was for the children (however many made it through).

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Welcome comrade Candle, very enlightening.

Enlightening, just as a government approved candle should be - very useful in the gulag.

Welcome new commie... err, Comrade!

Yes, welcome! And I would also like to add to your list that Congress must finally do something about those laws of physics, which are completely getting out of control and disproportionately favor corporations instead of people.

Like, when will this gravity ever stop dragging us down? And where is this gravity when we need the oil to go down that hole in the Gulf? Why is the oil going up instead? That's pretty selective approach, wouldn't you say?

Laws of physics is a living breathing document! It was written in the dark era predating social justice and it's high time it be updated to reflect the more advanced and growing needs of the people!

Where is scientific progress? Today, just like a hundred years ago, laws of physics still apply equally to all groups and minorities, which is UNFAIR!

I say, make minorities exempt from laws of physics - at least some of them.

The laws of physics is a lot like the Constitution. A list of things you can't do.

I blame Isaac Newton and that Joo Einstein.

Domani? Probably not. Just thinking of someone else, so welcome Candle. Excellent points and you've come to the right place. Seems you've made quite an impression with The Peoples Comrade.

Comrade Director Red Square,
That's why I'm so passionate about Quantum Physics. The laws of quantum physics do not apply equally to all groups and minorities or anything. This is the fairness you speak of. Like the Current Truth, a Quantum Event can become real just because it is spoken, written or believed. It's all a matter of 4th dimensional logic and equations or in normal terms "it is because we say it is".

Right you are, the New Collective or the Ascended Collective, when we learn to create our own reality and become One with the Universe - not to be confused with "The One" who we all know is Dear Leader of the People.

Red Square wrote:Yes, welcome! And I would also like to add to your list that Congress must finally do something about those laws of physics, which are completely getting out of control and disproportionately favor corporations instead of people.

Like, when will this gravity ever stop dragging us down? And where is this gravity when we need the oil to go down that hole in the Gulf? Why is the oil going up instead? That's pretty selective approach, wouldn't you say?

Wow, Red! You are on to something here. Gravity does discriminate toward corporations. Think about it: My house is just a single story, but corporations have buildings 40 and 50 stories tall. Why doesn't graviuty keep them down like the rest of us? I say Bush is behind it somehow.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Like the Current Truth, a Quantum Event can become real just because it is spoken, written or believed. It's all a matter of 4th dimensional logic and equations or in normal terms "it is because we say it is".

Your wise words made me do this picture:

Grigori E.R. wrote:Domani? Probably not. Just thinking of someone else, so welcome Candle. Excellent points and you've come to the right place. Seems you've made quite an impression with The Peoples Comrade.

Comrade Director Red Square,
That's why I'm so passionate about Quantum Physics. The laws of quantum physics do not apply equally to all groups and minorities or anything. ....".

Do we not think Leninka is the only one qualified to speak of equality? Such broad statements (no pun intended, dear Leninka!!) must be clarified and qualified BY a minority?

Candle

Very nice! I was going to suggest that Elton John make a song for our cause. However, since singing for the racist El Rushbo, he will have to be sent to the death camps medical review boards

ThePeoplesComrade, and the rest of you workers (aka, the small people):

Thank you for your heartfelt, suspiciously emotional welcome. However, welcoming me is like suggesting that I am only here by your sufferance, and not by my equal right as part of the proleparakeet movement. I hope I have passed your obvious test. When do I get my slightly bigger room and extra rations of soap?

Your room in the gulag is awaiting your presence.

Candle wrote:ThePeoplesComrade, and the rest of you workers (aka, the small people):

Thank you for your heartfelt, suspiciously emotional welcome. However, welcoming me is like suggesting that I am only here by your sufferance, and not by my equal right as part of the proleparakeet movement. I hope I have passed your obvious test. When do I get my slightly bigger room and extra rations of soap?

The extra soap helps when you are hungry!

Would somebody point the new Party member the way to the People's Toolshed for a mandatory orientation training?

Comrade Candle - you shovel is waiting for you there.


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THEN IT'S STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG. . . . cell dorm room #666!

Welcome Comrade Candle! Who would disagree with your ten fixes? No doubt, you have shared your progressive ideas with Organizing for America.