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The First Lady of Christmas

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Women To Look Up To held a contest for a Christmas Tree topper and Hillary won in a Landslide

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Women To Look Up To, a U.K.-based brand “that shines a light on modern female role models,” is offering this year a Hillary Clinton Christmas tree topper complete with angel wings.

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“From £80.00 comes The most presidential of tree toppers. This 3D sculpture of Hillary Clinton shows her in her iconic power suit with angelic wings. She's the First Lady of the Christmas Tree



I am not sure what the holes are for, do you know?
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Christmas Cards with envelope packs are also available!


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Antonio Salazarinski wrote:... 3D sculpture of Hillary Clinton shows her in her iconic power suit with angelic wings. ...
Is HilCliPoSu (with angelic wings) as top-of-your-tannenbaum mandatory yet?

Oh, sorry.
Just forgot that the 3D-printed Lightworker isn't (explicitly) at the levers any more:

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(weirdartist here)
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Otherwise, HilCliPoSu (with angelic wings) is just run-of-the-mill kkkapitalism: whip up adorative demand, crank out ppplastics (cultish leftyworldliness added), and cash-in―cash-in―cash-in!

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Antonio Salazarinski wrote:... not sure what the holes are for, do you know?
Slick Robo-Willie must know. _(and just wait 'til he gets robo-wings!)

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This website looks like a spinoff of American Horror Story, Season 7, "The Cult," which in itself is explicitly feminist porn.

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Those knuckleheads forgot the special sunglasses I always wear even in completely enclosed spaces like jet airplanes at 30,000 feet while reading top secrets.


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Our Many-Titted Empress deserves a more elaborate tree topper figurine.

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According to the website, the holes in her back are for threading wire to secure her to the tree, since (according to me) the pantsuit gets in the way of sticking the tree where the sun don't shine; and besides, she already got it in the ass thirteen months ago.

But now I see you don't necessarily have to tie her to a tree. You can attach her to just about anything and under whatever kooky scenario. She could be the new feminist Elf on a Shelf. Think "Hillary on a Pillory."

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:According to the website, the holes in her back are for threading wire to secure her to the tree, since (according to me) the pantsuit gets in the way of sticking the tree where the sun don't shine; and besides, she already got it in the ass thirteen months ago.

But now I see you don't necessarily have to tie her to a tree. You can attach her to just about anything and under whatever kooky scenario. She could be the new feminist Elf on a Shelf. Think "Hillary on a Pillory."
I'd love to tie Hillary to a tree. Or a stake.Imagevia Imgflip Meme Generator



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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:According to the website, the holes in her back are for threading wire to secure her to the tree, since (according to me) the pantsuit gets in the way of sticking the tree where the sun don't shine; and besides, she already got it in the ass thirteen months ago.

But now I see you don't necessarily have to tie her to a tree. You can attach her to just about anything and under whatever kooky scenario. She could be the new feminist Elf on a Shelf. Think "Hillary on a Pillory."

Or:

Hag in a Bag
Crone with a Bone
Shrew in some Goo
Prog in a Bog
Hill on a Grill
Granny in a Cranny
Crook on a Hook
Liar on a Pyre

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I like the way you think, Commissarka Pinkie!

No, it is not hooliganism to say that Pinkie thinks. Of course she thinks. WE are not allowed to think... because she does our thinking for us. Praise Marx!

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Sarah Sanders was heard saying "Thanks for the new trapshoot targets Mr. President!"


 
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