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My Name is Rachel Corrie

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Thanks to the marvels of modern socialist science, and the glories of ObamaCare the Ghost of Rachel Corrie has returned to the land of the living. I must tell you, it is a pleasure to drift through the streets of Olympia once again. Nothing has changed in the years since I became a necrovoter. The same long hair free thinkers from The Evergreen State College still roam the streets, the same anarchist crowd still smash bank windows in solidarity with the current Cause of the Month(TM). Actually though, ever since that day when an oppressive Israeli terrorist bulldozer ran me over, something has changed in Olympia.

There is a mural honoring me, and the struggles of the Palestinian people. Now isn't that sweet?

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Colonel 7.62 sent me a coupon for one free retroactive editing of a post to reflect Current Truths(TM). So I used to to rename this thread to a play of the same name about me!

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Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Corrie! We have been glorifying you in songs for quite a while on this site! Sorry if your name got misspelled - that's publik edukashin at work.

Rachael Corry

By Simon, Garfunkel, and Comrade Otis

We had no MIDI for the song, so click here for a Richard Cory MP3 - 2.8 MB

They say that Rachael Corry fought injustice in this town,
with political connections she spread herself around.
Sworn into righteous piety, the Left's love-child with a smile
She had everything an activist could want: power, youth and guile.

But I live in the Left's factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Rachael Corry.

The papers print her picture almost everywhere I see:
Rachael Corry at the flag burning, Rachael Corry down on bended knee.
And the rumors of being feted at our leaders' parties on their yachts
Oh, surely our American Left-wing saviors must be happy with everything they've got!

But I live in the Left's factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Yes, I wish that I could be,
Rachael Corry.

She gave freely to fight America, she had the common touch,
Our leaders are all grateful for such patronage and the photo-ops and such.
So my mind was filled with wonder when the State newspapers read:
Rachael Corry tried to stop the world last night and got bulldozed flat instead.

But I live in the Left's factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Yes, I wish that I could be,
Rachael Corry.[/font]

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*sniff* *sniff* Why thank you Red Square. That touches my heart. Or rather, would if this lump of ectoplasm sitting inside the BroHo right now had one. The upside to being a ghost though, is that I can hang out in the bathroom and stare at people. Personally I always loved The Brotherhood bar. Even more so now that my mural is outside their building. They have a lovely picture of JFK on the wall, and when Obama was elected president; the whole place went wild, and women were even flashing their breasts shouting "Boobs for Obama!" Yes, I love Olympia. Did I mention I have a play too? If I had known all it took to get plays, murals and songs written about me was getting crushed by the Fascist Israelis, I would have done so years earlier.

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Yo!

Right on! Wazzup ho?

You waaay down fo' da
struggle, fo' da broders? Mah' Pal Rev Al says we's iz all ta git equality dis here time.

I really wants new Zil o' muh own likes da
Man. It be hard rap'n an' taggin' an' walkin' cuz' I ain't gots nahh hoopty.

Are dere any bros in yo' hood? Or iz ya in Alax'a? peep this shit



Da Peeps' Rapper
Comrade C2G босяк

And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.

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Comrade Ghost, I love what you've done with your hair! I must consider such a new up-do for myself.
Boob flashing?! sweet fancy gulags, what is the gulag coming to. But such a lovely tune... I shall be humming all day!

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How very exciting to be to meet actual martyr for freedom fighting cause.

Ah, you must be of telling us... we are all of knowledge that the martyr mens to get the many virgins when they surrender such life for cause - so you must to tell us if what I have heard as rumor to be true.... that the womens who to be deadened for cause to get 100 Misha/Dimitri/Brad Pitt/George Clooney types of much experience. As you must be in full knowledge of, the womens not interested in the virgins like the mens - but then once more the mens not always of very much good sense so want silly virgin girls who not to know how to make for the good bedding time and we womens know that good mens are of much experienced kind.

And since you were to be deadened at the machinery of the Jooz you certainly to have maybe even the extra amount of experienced mens for the enjoyment?

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You make a glorious point, Mrs. Al. I wonder if Rachel Corrie's Ghost will so bold as to share her intimate after life experiences?
I never understood the virgin thing, maybe you beloved Mr. Czarweary could enlighten? I would think consider one good, experienced prostitution of the evening would be much more... more. Who wants a virgin? Do nothing but think of tomorrows shopping and a getting late night snack. This sounds like bigotry prejudice. Very confusing.

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Comrade Corrie!

You must speak to Gaia Minister Neytiri!

In the Glorious Progressive Movie Avatar your martyrdom is commemorated by the Avatar putting himself in front of an infidel American (?Jewish - same thing) Armoured Bulldozer!

All Hail Cameron! The Protector of Gaia and Freedom Fighters For Peace!

Obamugabe

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Mrs. Czarweary; I never quite made it to the afterlife. Too much unfinished business here. Why did you know the Olympia City Council refused to vote on forming a sister city relationship with Olympia and Rafah? Shocking. I mean I was *SQUISHED* by an ISRAELI BULLDOZER, but the City of Olympia STILL sides with the oppressive fascist state of Israel. And now I can't even drink. Or get high. Or get high and drink. What's the point in graduating from the Evergreen State College with a degree in Marxist Environmentalism if you can't even get high? Really, being a ghost is as oppressive as being a Palestinian.

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Well RATS, we were counting on a little male virgin enlightenment in the glorious afterlife life. I hear tell, that muscles young men in the likeness of Brad Pitt are gracing the sky-scape . . . . but I digress.
Condolences for your less than progressive life. Perhaps a call to the Ghost Whisper is in order?

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Rachel, can you float on down here to Houston? I've got a lawn mower I'd like to test.

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TOO BUSY!! Ala zeg. You are of just to be of ghost and you to say to be too busy to be of finding a most important answer to question on every lip of the burkha wearers about to be of strapping of explosive equipments by male authority figures?

If Ghost Whisperer is not of use to you then maybe you should to be of visiting Alison DuBois. But please to not be of frightening her little girls.

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Mrs. Al, Alison is a fine choice but Melinda Gordon has been "in the business" for longer. She always makes ghost feel happier and going "into the light". I think ghost Corrie is in need to light experience. Ms. Alison is more day night dream of experiences.

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Oh.... but Frau, Rachel Corrie Ghost to say she is needing to do her business and if she to go into lightness then she would not to be of completing her movement. Hmmm... maybe she to be in need of Obama Commemorative Bedpan??

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You are so much correct, Mrs. Al. She can not finish glorious movement if forced into lighted pathway to sky. Are bedpans still available? I thought they were a One Only Time Offering?
Maybe ghost Corrie needs more assistance with movement? (do you think we would find any volunteers for such assistance? I am thinking not so much)

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My dear friends; I am bound to stay on Earth, and more specifically Olympia and Rafah until my work is finished. When the nation of Israel no longer exists, and Palestine controls Jerusalem, then I may move into the Progressive Light.

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Perhaps your name would be useful on a bag of mulch, as in fertilizer, as in plant nutrient. Once you let your name go for that, then you would be free to go towards the light, and to your next lifetime, as a speed bump.

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I think I will petition the City of Olympia to declare a rather annoying speed bump as the Rachel Corrie Memorial Speed Bump. Thanks for the laugh Leninka!

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Is that not glorious! As grand papa Pulloskies would say, "das one big hump, mama" (we never really knew what he meant, but we just nodded in agreement, which was easier than asking his explanation of odd comments)

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:I think I will petition the City of Olympia to declare a rather annoying speed bump as the Rachel Corrie Memorial Speed Bump. Thanks for the laugh Leninka!
But will it stop a Bulldozer??

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Frau, I have not ever to see such big bumping like that. Are all Amerikkkan bumping so big? No wonder so many of my country peoples like to be go there.

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Col. I think our friends in Olympia should erect a monument to Rachel, buy a big Yellow Caterpillar bulldozer and emblazon it with the words "Don't Tread on Me" along with a pic of Rachel Corrie.

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Rachel Corrie's Ghost wrote:My dear friends; I am bound to stay on Earth, and more specifically Olympia and Rafah until my work is finished. When the nation of Israel no longer exists, and Palestine controls Jerusalem, then I may move into the Progressive Light.

Comrade, I saw a box of this in the Gulag Kitchen, I hope it isn't a advertisement gimmick.

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Oh my, what glorious tributes to Freedom Fighter Corrie!

Fraulein, the people of Olympia will certain organize an entire day of festivities in order to properly dedicate that speed bump. What a tribute! No car that bumps and humps that bump will not think long and hard, and hard and long, about the great sacrifice made by Ms. Corrie.

Too bad Dear Leader Saddam wasn't still alive to give Rachel's family a $25,000 reward as he so selflessly did for the families of all Palestinian self-exploders.

Comrade Che-doh. What happened to your color? Did the ghost of Rachel Corrie suck it right out of you? Those pancakes look yummy. I'll have to buy a package and have some with some Cindy Sheehan maple syrup.

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Leninka wrote:Oh my, what glorious tributes to Freedom Fighter Corrie!



Comrade Che-doh. What happened to your color? Did the ghost of Rachel Corrie suck it right out of you?

Comrade....

I lost my Che Beret © and color once I was sent to the Gulag by Comrade O'Brien.... I now have a Gulag workers hat and shovel for the time being. Or at least until my therapy here is over.

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Oh dear, you poor thing. Comrade O'Brien is certainly rough, and he'd better watch it, lest he himself commits some infraction. It may be he who finds himself denounced. In fact, I think I'll denounce him right now!

I DENOUNCE Comrade O'Brien for robbing Comrade Che-doh of his color. There! How was that?

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Leninka, such of the kindess from you to the Chedoh has been of making tear into my eyeball. That you to be of so much caring at his loosing of the color... YES! You are the most kindest, considerative light-skinned womans of the Afrikkan descent that I have ever to have met. You are to be a most good example for all the Peoples(TM).

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Nice to see you were so touched, Mrs Al Czarweary. Of course, my favorite color is red. It goes well with my light black skin. It does seem a shame that Che-doh was robbed of his color, having only joined the Cube a short time ago. Well, I suppose, at least, he has not been threatened yet with a blow job torch, I mean, a blow torch job to his goatee, as you were. I'm afraid I was a little rough on you.

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Comrade Chedoh, I see you have been shopping at the Olympia Food Co-Op, or have a comrade who does. A most glorious product. It is the favorite food of all moonbats.

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I am in a mood to make that mural more Korrekt:

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Ahhh Glorious! A mural honoring St. Pancake!

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Chedoh, I see you have been shopping at the Olympia Food Co-Op, or have a comrade who does. A most glorious product. It is the favorite food of all moonbats.

It is mine comrade, since I am using an old version of photoshop, it makes these processes especially with text difficult.

Moon bats just can't jet enough of Aunt Corrie's Pancakes! Flavored with well seasoned "false martyrdom"!

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Leninka wrote:Oh dear, you poor thing. Comrade O'Brien is certainly rough, and he'd better watch it, lest he himself commits some infraction. It may be he who finds himself denounced. In fact, I think I'll denounce him right now!

I DENOUNCE Comrade O'Brien for robbing Comrade Che-doh of his color. There! How was that?

*crawls under bunk and hides*

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Comrade Stale Snack Food; you do not have to hide because one Commissar denounces another Commissar, although it is in good taste to either hide during denouncement season. At least for a little while, because the comrade who does no denouncing is in turn denounced for not denouncing. Really I would suggest denouncing whomever else shares your cell with you. It's safe and even expected. If you feel rather daring, you could denounce Leninka for being too soft, while asserting that you are entitled to your reeducation. Like this...

I DENOUNCE LENIKA FOR DENOUNCING O'BRIEN! Comrade O'Brien was repeatedly insulted and denounced by Comrade Chedoh, and for the Good of Society, Chedoh was sent to Gulag to learn from the error of his ways and to erase the last vestiges of kkkaptialist pig dog from his system. If you wish to claim responsibility for his rehabilitation, that is entirely up to you Leninka.

Now see? That was easy, and fun.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Stale Snack Food; you do not have to hide because one Commissar denounces another Commissar, although it is in good taste to either hide during denouncement season. At least for a little while, because the comrade who does no denouncing is in turn denounced for not denouncing. Really I would suggest denouncing whomever else shares your cell with you. It's safe and even expected. If you feel rather daring, you could denounce Leninka for being too soft, while asserting that you are entitled to your reeducation. Like this...

I DENOUNCE LENIKA FOR DENOUNCING O'BRIEN! Comrade O'Brien was repeatedly insulted and denounced by Comrade Chedoh, and for the Good of Society, Chedoh was sent to Gulag to learn from the error of his ways and to erase the last vestiges of kkkaptialist pig dog from his system. If you wish to claim responsibility for his rehabilitation, that is entirely up to you Leninka.

Now see? That was easy, and fun.

I would denounce the cockroaches in that case. But now my only ability is to not think but OBEY!

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Ahhh you are alone in your cell? Interesting. How did you rate a private cell? Did Leninka pull strings for you? Or perhaps you pulled something out for Leninka? Either way it is good. Already you are taking advantage of disagreement among Inner Party(TM) members. Also I suggest you keep in mind cockroaches are a valuable source of protein.

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Chedoh wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Chedoh, I see you have been shopping at the Olympia Food Co-Op, or have a comrade who does. A most glorious product. It is the favorite food of all moonbats.

It is mine comrade...

What is that to be of meaning of.... "it is mine"?

Are you of saying you are kapitalist dog (p*g is haraam) owner of Olympia Food Co-op?

Or are you being kapitalist dog (p*g is haraam) owner of Rachael Corrie Pancake business?
Or are you making of the claim that you are one more of the many propaganda artists for Progressive cause? Please for you to be of explain nation.

(pssst I am to be giving you a good 'out and you should be of the taking quick before it come to attention you are of the overstuffed kapitalist korporation owner and for the giving you of such 'out' I will be of wanting some kind of... ahem... help for the one future day that I am not knowing anything about... shhh it all of the secret and of the unknowable and that is all I am to say) As for the being alone in room... I was of hearing that Chedoh is not of spending the lonely night in solo room. You must to come clean, Chedoh, as to who is it you are to be of the bedding in that room.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Stale Snack Food; you do not have to hide because one Commissar denounces another Commissar, although it is in good taste to either hide during denouncement season. At least for a little while, because the comrade who does no denouncing is in turn denounced for not denouncing. Really I would suggest denouncing whomever else shares your cell with you. It's safe and even expected. If you feel rather daring, you could denounce Leninka for being too soft, while asserting that you are entitled to your reeducation. Like this...

I DENOUNCE LENIKA FOR DENOUNCING O'BRIEN! Comrade O'Brien was repeatedly insulted and denounced by Comrade Chedoh, and for the Good of Society, Chedoh was sent to Gulag to learn from the error of his ways and to erase the last vestiges of kkkaptialist pig dog from his system. If you wish to claim responsibility for his rehabilitation, that is entirely up to you Leninka.

Now see? That was easy, and fun.

I DENOUNCE COLONEL 7.72 for misspelling my name! What exactly did the Che-doh do that required he be sent to the gulag? I do recall some kind of scrap in another post, but it seemed to be some kind of fight that feminine light skinned black womyn like me steer clear of. I don't even recall Mrs Al Czarweary, with her delicate sensibilities, jumping into the fray, but from the looks of it, Che-doh held his own. He's still intact, isn't he? Even if he has lost a bit of his color. Well, at least he fits in with his grayness, because in our glorious system, there is no black and white, only gray.

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Oh, and Colonel 7.62, I DENOUNCE YOU AGAIN, for insinuating that I was sleeping with Che-doh.

And Mrs Al Czarweary, since you are already here, I DENOUNCE YOU TOO, for no particular reason.

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Leninka wrote:Oh, and Colonel 7.62, I DENOUNCE YOU AGAIN, for insinuating that I was sleeping with Che-doh.

Well most people would take that as a compliment....

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:
Chedoh wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Chedoh, I see you have been shopping at the Olympia Food Co-Op, or have a comrade who does. A most glorious product. It is the favorite food of all moonbats.

It is mine comrade...

What is that to be of meaning of.... "it is mine"?

Are you of saying you are kapitalist dog (p*g is haraam) owner of Olympia Food Co-op?

Or are you being kapitalist dog (p*g is haraam) owner of Rachael Corrie Pancake business?
Or are you making of the claim that you are one more of the many propaganda artists for Progressive cause? Please for you to be of explain nation.

(pssst I am to be giving you a good 'out and you should be of the taking quick before it come to attention you are of the overstuffed kapitalist korporation owner and for the giving you of such 'out' I will be of wanting some kind of... ahem... help for the one future day that I am not knowing anything about... shhh it all of the secret and of the unknowable and that is all I am to say) As for the being alone in room... I was of hearing that Chedoh is not of spending the lonely night in solo room. You must to come clean, Chedoh, as to who is it you are to be of the bedding in that room.

Sorry... My cell mates were taken out for intensive therapy after they found them listening to Glenn Beck on the home made radio. I haven't seen them since.

I already mentioned this with Rachel's ghost, all profits go to Hamas from my pancake business. I should be good.

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Frau, I have not ever to see such big bumping like that. Are all Amerikkkan bumping so big? No wonder so many of my country peoples like to be go there.

Oh, no, this is special bump for specialness of ghostly Corrie. Nothing is too big for Rachel, or so she has said!

And I DENOUCNE ALL THE DENOUNCING.

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Once again I must denounce all who denounce those who denounce.

Now, since the arrival the Che'doh, how many of you have gone grocery shopping and bought a bag of cheesy poofs, cheese curls, cheese balls or cheese flavored popcorn? Show of orange stained hands...uh huh, I thought so.

Che'doh, how does it feel to be a paid shill of big cheese?

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umm, watblhall faffle dotgh (chomp)

cough

That was just a lucky guess!!!!!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Once again I must denounce all who denounce those who denounce.

Now, since the arrival the Che'doh, how many of you have gone grocery shopping and bought a bag of cheesy poofs, cheese curls, cheese balls or cheese flavored popcorn? Show of orange stained hands...uh huh, I thought so.

Che'doh, how does it feel to be a paid shill of big cheese?


hmmm That depends, what official guilt level does the party require me to be at right now?


But other than that, it is true my influence can be seen far and wide.


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Comrade Chedoh

The only acceptable official guilt level a prole can ever be is at maximum level.

Like every white man has to feel guilty for being white and male, or be a racist, every cheese puff has to feel guilty for being cheesy and puffy, or be a snackist.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

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Obamugabe wrote:Comrade Chedoh

The only acceptable official guilt level a prole can ever be is at maximum level.

Like every white man has to feel guilty for being white and male, or be a racist, every cheese puff has to feel guilty for being cheesy and puffy, or be a snackist.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

Alright... Let me adjust my official "People Programmer © " that was given to me and installed in my brain while at my stay here at the gulag.

<guilt=1><guiltlevel=10>

Alright, now I have a sudden eagerness to vote liberal and protest something Bush has done.

But the guilt is so strong and I'm so embarrassed of my country I just want to sit here and do nothing all day.

<guiltlevel=9>

Alright, now I can at least leave the house and prove I am not a Bushitler fan by making a giant show of it.

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Comrade Kim Jong Dong, Kam Jill Dang, Ding Dong, Long Dong,.. what's his name seems to have devoured any and all evidence of his contrition regarding prole Cheeot Chedoh. I think consider that this means he is denouncing him!! After all, Who wants yellow stains? Who Jong Dong appreciate only red stains!

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I thought I'd pay a visit to our good friend Comrade Shetterly and see if he had anyone new in his pantheon of progs.
Looky who I found!

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Just two days' non-violent resistance training? Sounds like you definitely took the crash course, honey!

And until I saw your face at Comrade Shetterly's, I'd always thought one of the requirements for enshrinement in his Truth gallery was you had to be hideously ugly. You knocked down that barrier and flattened it, didn't you, ghoulfriend? And you didn't even need a Caterpillar bulldozer to do it!

You go, gurl!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I thought I'd pay a visit to our good friend Comrade Shetterly and see if he had anyone new in his pantheon of progs.
Looky who I found!

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Just two days' non-violent resistance training? Sounds like you definitely took the crash course, honey!

And until I saw your face at Comrade Shetterly's, I'd always thought one of the requirements for enshrinement in his Truth gallery was you had to be hideously ugly. You knocked down that barrier and flattened it, didn't you, ghoulfriend? And you didn't even need a Caterpillar bulldozer to do it!

You go, gurl!


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If you click "see next portrait" it is a image of Van Jones saying we need to lift all people out of poverty by being green or some sort of drooling communist nonsense like that. If I go to sights like that, at first I think it's funny because I think "well no one can be that stupid" but then I remember who is currently in office and then it turns into a headache.

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"Welcome to the portion of Americans who Tell the Truth where educators explore the use of Robert Shetterly's portraits and vision to help students come to understand their heritage and ultimately, inspire their futures."

Click to lower your I.Q.

NO F#^%*@G THANKS!

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Oh yes, Pinkie it's finally nice to encounter you on here. With that said: "I DENOUNCE YOU" (under the orders of a local commissar.)

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*Gasps in Horror at what Chedoh has just done.* Tell me Comrade; do you value your skull? If so, I will give you a wormhole into the immediate past to escape the wrath of Pinkie. For once I feel kind.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:*Gasps in Horror at what Chedoh has just done.* Tell me Comrade; do you value your skull? If so, I will give you a wormhole into the immediate past to escape the wrath of Pinkie. For once I feel kind.

I have learned in the Gulag to blindly obey! That is what I have done! If that means me becoming a martyr for socialism then so be it!

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Don't forget the possibility of your endorsement of fertilizer, Rachel. Of course, as you are from Olympia, organic fertilizer would be best.

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First, there was the smush moonbat hit, "My Name is Rachel Corrie"

NOW, destined to make its own set of wide tread marks in Opera Histrionics, comes the Wagneresque Opera inspired by the life that proved that mind over matter doesn't always work.

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Opening soon at your nearest progressive coffee house.

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Yum, bacon. I see that pancake is surrounded by crisp and tasty bacon. I love bacon.

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I DENOUNCE DDR KAMERAD FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD!!

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Chedoh wrote:Oh yes, Pinkie it's finally nice to encounter you on here. With that said: "I DENOUNCE YOU" (under the orders of a local commissar.)

Sorry, I posted my last post without realizing what had just transpired before I posted my last post. Here we are on a thread about a heroic last stand in front of an Israeli bulldozer, and now Chedoh is facing a whack by Pinkie's shovel?

Chedoh, you just got your color back, and now this?

Oh, Pinkie, please give Chedoh a pass. He's a little to crunchable under the whack of your shovel. I mean, if you whack 7.62, the whack might be deflected by a bayonet, or the muzzle of a gun, but Chedoh is in a precarious position. Can you think of some other punishment?

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Bah. With my new Wormhole Accelerator 2.0, I can dodge (or should be able to dodge) Pinkie's shovel. So far though, that accursed shovel violates all the laws of space and time (plus any central controls I have put into place). I'd like to know who allowed that wretched thing to escape paradox.

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Fellow progressive opera fans, I know that the excellency of our higher ed system (which is actually a slush fund to keep Comrade Edvard well-supplied with magic mushrooms) will leave most clueless to this little detail.

The German word for "Ascension" was deliberately misspelled. This was to keep us from overrunning our monthly ration of letters. Any perceived attempt to mar St. Pancake
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's canonicity by omitting a letter (thereby resulting in something akin to heavenly tooting) is unwarranted.

However, given that RC Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix contains more soy product than wheat (which we have duped propagandized encouraged others through our Vegan education program, in line with our long-standing policies to sell consumables to offset administrative costs), there are gaseous side-effects.

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Leninka wrote:
Chedoh wrote:Oh yes, Pinkie it's finally nice to encounter you on here. With that said: "I DENOUNCE YOU" (under the orders of a local commissar.)

Sorry, I posted my last post without realizing what had just transpired before I posted my last post. Here we are on a thread about a heroic last stand in front of an Israeli bulldozer, and now Chedoh is facing a whack by Pinkie's shovel?

Chedoh, you just got your color back, and now this?

Oh, Pinkie, please give Chedoh a pass. He's a little to crunchable under the whack of your shovel. I mean, if you whack 7.62, the whack might be deflected by a bayonet, or the muzzle of a gun, but Chedoh is in a precarious position. Can you think of some other punishment?


Please pinkie....
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DDR Kamerad, have we already reached the need to ration letters? Can we not redistribute some from the thoughtcriminal Limbaugh, or Beck?

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Oh this is exciting! Pancake mix, an opera and more! All for me! Thank you so much adoring public! I think I'll go back to haunting my cargo shipwhich will be running cement for Hamas fortifications rebuilding of destroyed smuggling tunnels repair of terrorist hideoutspeaceful, non violent construction of mosques for radical clerics coffee shops frequented by bombersorphanages for baby camels!

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Chedoh wrote:

Please pinkie....
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I'd whack the little thought criminal. Only because he hasn't experienced the joys of your shovel.

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Well Rachel, I have some Hamas cartoons for your entertainment. Enjoy them while I whip you up a batch of your name brand pancakes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YELWH_ ... re=related



I feel more enlightened on the matter over there already!

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What Glorious Cartoons! In fact the first one was so glorious, I could hardly bear the unspeakable emotions that would come with watching the second one. So as to not be a greedy Comrade, I have avoided viewing the second one, so that a more worthy comrade may use the bandwidth instead.


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DDR Kamerad wrote:Fellow progressive opera fans, I know that the excellency of our higher ed system (which is actually a slush fund to keep Comrade Edvard well-supplied with magic mushrooms) will leave most clueless to this little detail.

The German word for "Ascension" was deliberately misspelled. This was to keep us from overrunning our monthly ration of letters. Any perceived attempt to mar St. Pancake
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However, given that RC Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix contains more soy product than wheat (which we have duped propagandized encouraged others through our Vegan education program, in line with our long-standing policies to sell consumables to offset administrative costs), there are gaseous side-effects.

Vegan martyr for the cause of the oppressed and downtrodden Palestinians? RC ought to be on the cover of more than just a box of pancakes. It should be on the box of every box of waffle mix, as well.

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Chedoh wrote:Oh yes, Pinkie it's finally nice to encounter you on here. With that said: "I DENOUNCE YOU" (under the orders of a local commissar.)

Comrade Chedoh, I will spare you a well-deserved shovel-whacking (if only because I don't want all that dusty, gunky orange residue stuck to my shovel), IF you give me the name of the Commissar who thought it might be sporting to put you up to this. For no one has ever walked out of here, unaided and on their own two feet, after denouncing me.

There might be a few who have managed to creep and crawl out of here on their bellies, but not without a lot of groaning, spitting out of teeth, and leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids like a slug and its slime.


I'm sure Rachel considers herself lucky, that at least once a day she thinks, "At least I didn't get crushed by Pinkie's shovel."

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Chedoh wrote:Oh yes, Pinkie it's finally nice to encounter you on here. With that said: "I DENOUNCE YOU" (under the orders of a local commissar.)

Comrade Chedoh, I will spare you a well-deserved shovel-whacking (if only because I don't want all that dusty, gunky orange residue stuck to my shovel), IF you give me the name of the Commissar who thought it might be sporting to put you up to this. For no one has ever walked out of here, unaided and on their own two feet, after denouncing me.

There might be a few who have managed to creep and crawl out of here on their bellies, but not without a lot of groaning, spitting out of teeth, and leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids like a slug and its slime.


I'm sure Rachel considers herself lucky, that at least once a day she thinks, "At least I didn't get crushed by Pinkie's shovel."




Comrade 7.62, Comrade 7.62 made me do it in the "Horror stories from capitalist health care" thread!
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I clearly told you NOT to denounce Pinkie! FOOL!

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PINKIE, HE'S LYING! HIT HIM BEFORE HE CAN TELL ANOTHER ONE!


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I CONTROL RETROACTIVE CONTINUITY! I CAN NEVER LIE! The Current Truth(TM) just changes; that's all..

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Leninka wrote: I DENOUNCE Comrade O'Brien for robbing Comrade Che-doh of his color. There! How was that?
His color Comrade Leninka? HIS color?!

Any color that ANYONE may have is through the benevolence of the people through the Party! Do you harbor thoughts of private ownership, Leninka?

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I thought I'd pay a visit to our good friend Comrade Shetterly and see if he had anyone new in his pantheon of progs.
Looky who I found! You go, gurl!

What will happen when you get two progressive artists Robert Shetterly and Dan Lacey doing a posthumous portrait of a Darwin Award laureate?

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Comrade O'Brien, should I retrieve the people's car battery and metal clips in order to find out?

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Well, well, well! I followed Chedoh's advice to check out the "Horror Stories from Capitalist Healthcare" thread, and looky what I found:

https://thepeoplescube.com/post92141.html#92141

Whatever you do Comrade Chedoh, don't forget todenounce Pinkie.

Apparently Colonel 7.62 told Chedoh not to forget to denounce me, then, thinking the better of such folly, went back and crossed out a few key words in hopes of covering his backside.

One can almost see the Colonel going "wink wink."

Clearly the intent is there. The Colonel originally meant for Chedoh to denounce me in hopes he'd get shovel-whacked, so the Colonel could enjoy the cheap pleasure--for he enjoys no other kind--of lurking around the corner with his hand stuffed over his nose and mouth while he snickered gleefully at Chedoh's misfortune.

Or maybe he meant for Chedoh to denounce me all along, hoping that Chedoh, being just another dumb prole, would be too confused by the strikeovers and winks and decide that perhaps he should err on the side of pleasing the Colonel, having not yet learned that the only one he should ever consider pleasing is me.

And when Chedoh finally did dare to denounce me, how did the Colonel react? See above. Instead of telling him immediately, "I told you not to denounce her!" the Colonel offers Chedoh a wormhole through which to escape, knowing full well that no wormhole can stop my shovel. He even admits as much.

So you see, Chedoh, you were set up by the Colonel, therefore he is the one you should denounce. And since I see you no longer have your very little shovel, allow me to step in with my much bigger one.

Colonel 7.62:

WHACK!!!

There now, Chedoh, no need for YOU to lurk around the corner. Put down your hands, step out into the light, and laugh your cheesy butt off at the Colonel's misfortune.

Just make sure you sweep up the cheesy dust fluttering off your butt to the ground when you're done.



 
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