Several years ago, the Lance Armstrong Foundation issued its trademark, yellow "LIVESTRONG" bracelet to promote cancer awareness. The wristband concept was a huge success, prompting a virtual "arms race" (pardon the pun) among other groups, as they scrambled to produce their own colorful, silicone-gel bracelets in support of a myriad, different causes.

Most recently, comedian Stephen Colbert got into the act after he broke his wrist and marketed his pale-red "WristStrong" bracelet, which, incidentally, has been seen peeking out from under the cuffs of such journalists as Brian Williams and Matt Lauer. Obviously, such weak liberals need the support of strong communism to bolster their flagging wrists.


So what are we waiting for, comrades? It's time for The Cube to introduce its own wristband, the "GIVESTRONG" bracelet. The perfect fashion accessory to complete any progressive ensemble, the GIVESTRONG wristband will confer immediate "prolier than thou" status upon you, demonstrating your true spirit of selflessness!

The GIVESTRONG wristband will come in one color: bold "redistribution red" and will reinforce a healthy egalitarian social conscious. Made by thoughtcriminals performing therapeutic labor in our Karl Marx Treatment Centers, the GIVESTRONG bracelet will be the perfect antedote to the cra$$ com$umeri$m of our $ociety.

Proceeds generated from the sale of the GIVESTRONG wristband will enrich the campaign coffers of Democrat candidates, with Hillary getting the lion's share, of course.

GIVESTRONG, comrades!

Great idea! Here's where you can get 'em:

Wristband Connection

They even have camouflage for our Spetsnaz Division! We'll distribute pink ones, according to their need, to the "assailants" in this "demonstration".

Question for Russian speakers - is the video referenced in the above linky even cheesier when you can understand it?

We could launch a whole campaign with this, Comrades!

GIVESTRONG™ so that millions of kids ages 1-101 can receive good, affordable healthcare.

GIVESTRONG™ so that convicts can receive life-saving sex-change operations.

GIVESTRONG™ so that third world benevolent dictators can pursue a peaceful nuclear weapons program to curb decadent Western influence.

GIVESTRONG™ so that we can prop up more meaningless campaigns like this to rake in huge lump sums of cash to be redistributed to a litany of Anti-American organizations.

GIVESTRONG™ or else your liberal friends will no longer associate with you.

GIVESTRONG™ to say no to conformity and yes to fitting in with your totally awesome and socially conscious liberal co-workers, friends and family.

GIVESTRONG™ so that you can keep your job at the New York Times along with your user account at Daily Kos.

And see, this is why comrade Dr. Palimpsest is a member of the thinking class. Brilliant idea!

To echo one of comrade Chairman Punchenko's "bullet points" (as in, expect a bullet in the back of your head if you disagree with him), show your non-conformity to the fascist American paradigm by wearing the GIVESTRONG bracelet*. Unity of non-conformity is essential for future Party growth!

*The Party requires all loyal members to voluntarily wear this bracelet. You wouldn't want to to appear to be disloyal, would you comrade?

I've known people who wear those bracelets without even knowing what they are for.

GIVESTRONG™ to avoid spontaneous lead poisoning (via the Chairman's “bullet points”).

Margaret wrote:Great idea! Here's where you can get 'em:

Wristband Connection

That is wonderful Comrade Margaret! A true egalitarian site if ever there was one. This is such a brilliant idea! I have already strongly encouraged my staff to purchase these bands. Of course, to maximize efficiency, I am of course taking all the orders and collecting the costs to send in the orders at one time.

Commissar M wrote:*The Party requires all loyal members to voluntarily wear this bracelet. You wouldn't want to to appear to be disloyal, would you comrade?

Commissar M, I hope you will notice that I have been wearing this bracelet for many years already, though of course being a Pup, I wear it proudly about my neck.

That's doggedly loyal on your part, Pupovich! Har-har!

PS - Can one be purged for lame puns?

That's all very nice Comrades....for the proles......but....for elite politburo members? I don't think so.
Where are my dollar green wristbands that say "TAKESTRONG"?

Do I need to explain?
You know it's for The Common Good™

H08

Takestrong, of course its for the children TM BRILLIANT!!

Commissar Pupovich wrote: Commissar M, I hope you will notice that I have been wearing this bracelet for many years already, though of course being a Pup, I wear it proudly about my neck.

And a lovely bracelet-around-your-neck it is! (I think the term "collar" would be un-PC in this case.)

MAybe we could introduce a Prole Bracelet : Shovelstrong

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:We could launch a whole campaign with this, Comrades!

GIVESTRONG™ so that millions of kids ages 1-101 can receive good, affordable healthcare.

GIVESTRONG™ so that convicts can receive life-saving sex-change operations.

GIVESTRONG™ so that third world benevolent dictators can pursue a peaceful nuclear weapons program to curb decadent Western influence.

GIVESTRONG™ so that we can prop up more meaningless campaigns like this to rake in huge lump sums of cash to be redistributed to a litany of Anti-American organizations.

GIVESTRONG™ or else your liberal friends will no longer associate with you.

GIVESTRONG™ to say no to conformity and yes to fitting in with your totally awesome and socially conscious liberal co-workers, friends and family.

GIVESTRONG™ so that you can keep your job at the New York Times along with your user account at Daily Kos.

I love it, Chairman! We'll get Marketing right on it.

GIVESTRONG™ or the eternal flame commemorating the Life of Che™ will burn out.

GIVESTRONG™ so that undocumented workers can retire early with full pensions.

GIVESTRONG™: consider it "voluntary" eminent domain - now, isn't that fun?

GIVESTRONG™ because it just feels so damn good to give!

GIVESTRONG™ so that tenured college professors and their drinking buddies can dine in five-star restaurants at least four nights a week.

Hillary wrote:That's all very nice Comrades....for the proles......but....for elite politburo members? I don't think so.
Where are my dollar green wristbands that say "TAKESTRONG"?

Do I need to explain?
You know it's for The Common Good™

H08

I thought of something, Your Excellency:

Since we're on the subject of stupid fads that defined the decades along with people's social existence; how about we do a T-Shirt design like the tuxedo T-Shirt of the 80s (or at least I'm assuming that was the decade it came from)?






Of course instead of it being a tuxedo it will be a T-Shirt that looks like the tunic of a Soviet Marshal (with order of the Common Good) or the suit of Party Apparatchik (with Dear Hillary lapel pin)… we could even do a Proletarian cover-alls shirt for those who are, well, lower in the food chain of the Party hierarchy, so to speak. We could call it…. PARTY ATTIRE™ and sell em' in the Dry Goods Department !

Just imagine throngs of Party members and agents of the People's Cube filling the streets in nasty unwashed hair wearing their Party-Approved PARTY ATTIRE™ at the next Hillary 08' campaign rally. It is the perfect way to emulate North Korean fashion and really prove our Communist credentials to the whole world! Nothing says registered Democrat more than a slacker who wears a T-shirt that looks likes formal wear.

LoneRedStar wrote:Takestrong, of course its for the children TM BRILLIANT!!

...because taking is the new giving.

How marvelous! The GIVESTRONG wristband will finally complete my Progressive Politically Correct Ensemble, which includes my Awareness Ribbon and the ribbon-shaped Support the Whatever magnet for the back of my buckboard.

No longer will I have to suffer the mortification of others pointing at me in the bread lines and hissing, "Pssst! There goes that Pinkie, who doesn't even care! Who isn't aware! Who supports nothing! Look at her! She doesn't wear the bracelet, or the ribbon, or sport a magnet on the back of her buckboard!"

"Why, she's nothing but a baby-eating reich winger!"

Oh, the shame of it all!

But with my blingy Progressive Ensemble, I can rest easy in the fact that I DO care. And feel good about myself, too.

Oh, and let's not forget my cha-cha Che tote bag full of carbon offsets, that I sling over my shoulder during visits to Machu Picchu, Yosemite, and other like places that will soon be closed to those who don't care as much as I do.

Now let's all enjoy the smugness!

Margaret wrote:Great idea! Here's where you can get 'em:
Wristband Connection

The referenced site allows you to create customized bracelets with messages on the front AND on the back. So I went ahead and tried a combination bracelet.

<img src=/images/Bracelet_StrongGiveTake.gif>

Proles will wear it with the GIVESTRONG message displayed prominently at all times. Once they get upgraded to a Commissar they can rotate it and display the TAKESTRONG message.

For the members of the Politburo the bracelet may look like this:

<img src=/images/Bracelet_StrongCommunism.gif>

As for Comrade Colbert, we can surprise him with a pair of bracelets that say

"We cure limp-wristed liberalism with STRONG communist bracelets."

The bracelets will of course, be made not of some funny limp plastic, but of real stainless steel with a real steel chain connecting them. Unfortunately, they haven't set up an online store yet for this type of progressive bracelets engraved with inspirational messages.

One can only love the potential. But I am so like Pinky it disgusts me, for I too have not a single ribbon or band to show how much I care.... You can imagine the looks I get.

I forgot to mention that in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday everybody will be wearing inspirational collars linked to inspirational chains, shoveling to the rhythm of inspirational Party-approved music written by Party-approved composers... All for the Greater Good, of course. And for The Children!

Commissar Pup will give them tips on maintaining their state-issue inspirational collars in good repair... For the Children... And their Children's Children...

We also need GIVESTRONG™ ankle irons for recalcitrant comrades undergoing reeducation at Karl Marx treatment centers and state universities.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:But I am so like Pinky it disgusts me

OK, now it's MY turn to ask for clarification. Pupovich, have I ever showed you the business end of my shovel?

This is absolutely brilliant Comrade Palimpsest! When I have found the time in my 22 hour a day work scheduale to complete the "For the Common Good" certificate (After all the salt can't stop or the Capitalists will win), I will suggest you recieve one. As usual Comrade Red Square has nailed the message right on its head (a better communist metaphor there is none).

Curing weak wristed liberalism with strong Communism.

I would buy one.

Also, I would think that Mr. Colbert should set the example for his limp wristed followers by wearing an Orange Ribbon. Orange, you ask? Why yes, Orange is the result of mixing their yellow-bellied cowardace with the rich red heart of Marxism.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Commissar Pupovich wrote:But I am so like Pinky it disgusts me

OK, now it's MY turn to ask for clarification. Pupovich, have I ever showed you the business end of my shovel?

Pinky, was I not clear? I meant that I am disgusted that I too have no ribbons or handbracelets to show how I care. But perhaps I could have phrased that better, and for that, I beg, nay, I plead forgiveness.... But it was not my fault!!!

Shovel him! Shovel him!!!

<quickly runs to make popcorn>

Have you forgotten already? Pup's are innocent?

Aw crud, I can't. I swing back the shovel, but then he looks at me with those big brown liquidy eyes, and he makes that whimper and does that cute thing with his tail, and I just can't.

Why, if I club the Pup with my shovel, I'm just one step away from chopping him up and cooking him into a goulash--and that would make me no better than what? Evil puppy-eating Republicans, of course!

Now Pupovich, do get with The Party's "Because We Care" Program, and remember the list: Awareness Ribbon, Wristband, Support magnet for back of buckboard.

ARWS for short, but if you need more help trying to remember what accessories you absolutely must have to Show You Care, just memorize the following phrase:

All Right Wingers Suck.

And as for whose fault it is, you need only remember these three magic words:

George W. Bush

Blurting out those words should be second nature, nay, a reflexive response when someone tries to pin something on you (aside from the Awareness Ribbon).

Thank Stalin you did not do anything rash! I think I am seeing the light in regard to the cause of confusion. For you see, by no means am I suggesting that I would not proudly wear our new support bands. Earlier you said:

"No longer will I have to suffer the mortification of others pointing at me in the bread lines and hissing, "Pssst! There goes that Pinkie, who doesn't even care! Who isn't aware! Who supports nothing! Look at her! She doesn't wear the bracelet, or the ribbon, or sport a magnet on the back of her buckboard!"

That was where the source of my later comment about how disgusted I was to be like you... always being embarrassed by others looking at my lack of ribbons and wristbands etc to show how much I cared. But now that we have the Givestrong wristband and other related products, I too can show how much I care!

You see, we are much alike... both shunned before by others for seeming to not care, but now elated by being provided with appropriate adornments that we can wear in the sheer superior equality of Party Perfection. We can now show our own Socialist Smugness.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Aw crud, I can't. I swing back the shovel, but then he looks at me with those big brown liquidy eyes, and he makes that whimper and does that cute thing with his tail, and I just can't.

So Clubbing pup is different that your usual trip to club baby seals?

<GASP> How dare you suggest such a thing, when no one has more reverence for the lives of cute baby animals than I do? They're just so adorable, but so helpless! Who will protect them from the evil hunters and developers and oil drillers, if I don't? The Bush Administration? HA! The Bush Administration (in collaboration with Halliburton and Exxon Mobil) PAYS the hunters and developers and drillers to go out and slaughter all the cute baby animals for Bush's own personal amusement!

And then Bush's terrorists try to cover up their mass murdering of innocent baby animals by clumsily co-opting Darwin's Unbreakable, Undebatable Law of Natural Selection! Funny how they invoke Darwin when it suits their nefarious purposes, when the rest of the time they spew all that hateful gibberish about "Creationism."

Didn't you know all that? For Lenin's sake, man! Don't you ever read the Daily Kos? What do you do in that tank all day?

Now get your hands off me before I take my shovel to YOU, instead! You heard me! Keep your hands off of me, and your hateful laws out of my womb, do you hear me, you puppy-eating puppy hater? I have the Constitutional right to an abortion anytime I want, and for any reason I want, and you better pony up the taxes to pay for it, do you hear me? You baby seal-eating baby seal-hater, you! You--you--UGGHH!--you George W. Bush, you!

Pinkie....... Come to the darkside



Right now the Hello Kitty Peoples Collective is planning an assault to rescue the firefighters and bring them home from this unholy assault on Global Warming....

Ah, so the portraits I had taken for my portfolio to submit to the Politburo finally came back from the Fotomat! If only that helmet didn't make my butt look so big.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You--you--UGGHH!--you George W. Bush, you!

Pinkie, PLEASE! I appreciate your passion, but let's keep the debate civil and free of hurtful epithets. Now, breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth, close your eyes, and imagine all the children of the world petting their equal quota of baby seals in the Village Paradise until the people's shovel stops trembling in your hands.

Oh, I would, Comrade, but now I'm getting HBO. Oh, that evil George W. Bush, how I despise him, can't help it, can't stop blaming Bush, ahhh yes!

<Pinkie loses control and starts beating shovel against nearest surface>

Oh, yes! <clang!> YES!! <clang!> Right there, oh--<clang!> YES!!! <clang!> Ohh! <clang!> Bush lied <clang!> OHH! <clang!> ARF!!! OW-WOOOOH!

<Pinkie is startled out of HBO and drops shovel with a final clang>

Oh my, what was that? I declare, I've never howled like a dog after--why, Pupovich! Why are you staggering around like you just got hit in the head? I didn't see you standing there!

I guess I got him anyway.

Commissarka, not to worry, your shovel did not strike the Pup.. he is merely staggering in response to what Comrade LoneRedStar said... he has made some rather disturbing statements in other threads as well.

But you know, and I do hope I am not revealing anything that party members are not aware, but if Bush were not real, the Party would have invented him. Who is to say he is real? Remember Goldstein from 1984?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Oh, I would, Comrade, but now I'm getting HBO. Oh, that evil George W. Bush, how I despise him, can't help it, can't stop blaming Bush, ahhh yes!

<Pinkie loses control and starts beating shovel against nearest surface>

Oh, yes! <clang!> YES!! <clang!> Right there, oh--<clang!> YES!!! <clang!> Ohh! <clang!> Bush lied <clang!> OHH! <clang!> ARF!!! OW-WOOOOH!

Dearest Pinkie,

Please tell me you were not faking that HBO? Too many party members just seem to be "going through the motions" these days... As if it's some sort of perfunctory form of the "Two Minute Hate".

Give it your all, comrades. When it comes to HBOs, GIVESTRONG!

--Dr. P

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Commissarka, not to worry, your shovel did not strike the Pup.. he is merely staggering in response to what Comrade LoneRedStar said... he has made some rather disturbing statements in other threads as well.

But you know, and I do hope I am not revealing anything that party members are not aware, but if Bush were not real, the Party would have invented him. Who is to say he is real? Remember Goldstein from 1984?

Yes pup I have been quite disturbing myself lately as well.... I think its driving around in this Pink Tank All day... I believe I am succumbing to the Evil KKKApitalist Pink Kitty thingy...... I need to be reprog.... er... re-education from becoming one of Kitty's minions...... Can the Party Save me from this ignominious fall???

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
<Pinkie loses control and starts beating shovel against nearest surface>

Oh, yes! <clang!> YES!! <clang!> Right there, oh--<clang!> YES!!! <clang!> Ohh! <clang!> Bush lied <clang!> OHH! <clang!> ARF!!! OW-WOOOOH!

<Pinkie is startled out of HBO and drops shovel with a final clang>

Wow pinkie I need to know what HBO you are getting...... I have never seen such a thing on mine...

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As a side note, as a kid of Star Wars there is something truly disturbing about this picture.....

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote: Dearest Pinkie,

Please tell me you were not faking that HBO? Too many party members just seem to be "going through the motions" these days... As if it's some sort of perfunctory form of the "Two Minute Hate".

Give it your all, comrades. When it comes to HBOs, GIVESTRONG!

--Dr. P

Dr. P, maybe all the other women you know (ahem) have to fake it, but with me, enjoying HBO comes as naturally as breathing, burping after a good quaff of vodka, or even informing on thoughtcriminals.

You have to find and turn on the right channel to enjoy the satisfaction of real HBO. You can enhance the pleasure and improve reception by doing little things--like taking long, leisurely walks along the D.C. Mall during anti-war rallies . . . enjoying a cozy campfire in front of Nansky Peloski's home. . . reading Daily Kos posts to your partner while he/she soaks in his/her favorite Hippie Bubble Bath** . . . or sometimes, just talking things over with someone who shares your hatred for George W. Bush.

Try it . . . and enjoy a little HBO tonight!

**To take a Hippie Bubble Bath: Sit in mud puddle and pass gas.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Dr. P, maybe all the other women you know (ahem) have to fake it, but with me, enjoying HBO comes as naturally as breathing, burping after a good quaff of vodka, or even informing on thoughtcriminals.

Bravo, C. Pinkie! You are a paragon of Party virtue.

Alas, I have a confession to make. This is quite embarrassing for me, but here goes: I have recently faked several HBOs. It's ghastly, I know. Lenin help me! I just haven't been in the mood; you know, I've been preoccupied, distracted, numbed by ennui.

I have an appointment with Dr. Fuku next week. Hopefully, he can prescribe something that will remedy my condition.

I am coming to having the same problem Dr Palimpsest. The more I am coming to realize that Bush is just as likely a construct since it is clear that even if he did not exist, the Party would have to create him, the harder it is to have a genuine HBO. I feel like it is a 2 minute Hate with Goldstein, though of course I can rarely make it 2 minutes.

What's with all of you people, lately? Didn't you watch the news this evening? That man had the utter gall to show his face in California! He was hugging people. Serving up fake turkey to the firefighters. It made me sick, because he's only doing it to jack up his poll numbers, maybe recapture the fleeting glory he ruthlessly stole from the hearts of the people after his campaign trained those pigeons to fly airliners into the WTC; and distract everyone from the fact that gravediggers in Iraq are in--well--grave danger of becoming jobless, and subsequently homeless and thisless and thatless, etc.

And don't believe all that blather you may be hearing about how the gravediggers are losing their livelihood due to a drop in the death rate because the surge is working. Everyone knows by now those numbers are cooked. The gravediggers are being driven out of work because thanks to the right wing backed U.S. occupation, they aren't being allowed to unionize. And not only that, but Bush's terrorists drove them out of the cemeteries so they could put in giant Wal-Mart Supercenters instead, and employ people who, like the gravediggers, won't be allowed to unionize.

Nor can the gravediggers "cross train" and work at these proposed Wal-Marts. Aside from the principle about unions, they've been digging graves all their lives. That's what they do. It's a tradition with them. It's their passion. It would be cruel, mean-spirited and hateful to expect them to do anything else. George W. Bush wants to take their traditional livelihood away from them (like wasn't stealing the 2000 election and maiming and murdering zillions of children by vetoing SCHIP enough for this maniac?) and cover up what he's doing by setting these fires in CA.

That's right. Just like he orchestrated 9/11 to distract people and get them to shut up about Enron and how he stole the election. Fat lot of good that did him. As you know, Good Progressives will NEVER shut up about that!

It's true, all true. And while it sounds a lot like something I'm making up as I go along, when you stop and think about it, you'll realize it makes perfect sense. The key is Bush.

That should make you so damned mad, that you should have no trouble receiving HBO.

Otherwise, refer to my previous post above. Try covering your partner with Plumpynut, maybe that'll liven things up and bring on that hatin' Bush feelin'.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What's with all of you people, lately?

I think we've been watching too much Tell Me You Love Me on HBO. Don't get me wrong, geriatric soft-porn is both natural and beautiful; however, they're not sharing "the wealth" and I find that offensive.

Keepin' the "limp" in Palimpsest,

Dr. P

Dr. P wrote: Keepin' the "limp" in Palimpsest,

Dr. P

I hear they have pills for that now. Lots of different ones. That are being shown on all channels.

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What's with all of you people, lately?

I think we've been watching too much Tell Me You Love Me on HBO. Don't get me wrong, geriatric soft-porn is both natural and beautiful; however, they're not sharing "the wealth" and I find that offensive.

Keepin' the "limp" in Palimpsest,

Dr. P

There there now, Dr. P. <Pinkie pats Dr P's hand> I think I found a support group for you, a safe place where you can cry and wipe your nose and stand in a circle holding hands and sharing group hugs with others who share the same problem.

Because you're not alone. And you're not weird. Just confused and scared and totally f**ked up like the people in this group:


Bush Ruined My Marriage!

I hear they have cookies there, and Kool-Aid, too! Yummy-yum! Just tell 'em Pinkie sent you.

And stop watching that silly sex show. All those body parts flopping and flapping about can't be helping. Besides, they're only simulating it because--well, because they need a group like this, too.

Oh good god....
First, that McClatchy asshole ( ....go out there by the razor wire and play with your cell phone....that idiot was lucky the sentry didn't detain him, let alone grease his candy/journalistic/ass) from Knight Ridder and now Bush Ruined My Marriage?

Pinkie, where do you dig up this MBG (Moon Bat Guano)?
GOMS is HBO.

I nearly pissed myself laughing at both those links you posted today.

What branch were you in?

Thanks Pinkie, you're a true dear for looking out for me. But I'm afraid those "Bush-ruined-my-marriage" types really couldn't understand the depths of my lovelornness.

The hedonistic lifestyle that I've been leading has filled me with an emptiness inside that only a meaningful, monogamous relationship can fill -- a relationship punctuated by leisurely evening walks in cozy, cable-knit sweaters and chinese take-out served from the cute, little white boxes that always seem to turn up in movies.

I crave commitment; I pine for romance, comrades! No more nights of senseless debauchery for Dr. P; no more casual sex with coked-up model-wannabes and aspiring actresses.

Ha! Had you going, didn't I? Who the hell am I kidding? Have our driver gas-up the Escalade, Chairman -- Game On!

What a classic example of the evil that Bush has caused. That poor man so desperate that he was forced to take anti-depressants to the point he had to move in with his parents, But even more worrisome, he goes out to buy a shotgun to defend himself from the govt. Granted, that is understandable with the Bushitler in power, but totally unacceptable one Our Highness comes to power. Will he have the good sense to turn it in to be melted down into a paper weight?

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:I crave commitment; I pine for romance, comrades! No more nights of senseless debauchery for Dr. P; no more casual sex with coked-up model-wannabes and aspiring actresses.

Ha! Had you going, didn't I? Who the hell am I kidding? Have our driver gas-up the Escalade, Chairman -- Game On!

You do know we have a special on at the Pup's Party House of Pleasure right now Dr. P? We would be honored to have you try out the special. I do hope you will allow us to take some publicity photos? Eh, who are we kidding? Of course there will be photos, but we will use them in a tasteful way.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Oh good god....
First, that McClatchy asshole ( ....go out there by the razor wire and play with your cell phone....that idiot was lucky the sentry didn't detain him, let alone grease his candy/journalistic/ass) from Knight Ridder and now Bush Ruined My Marriage?

Pinkie, where do you dig up this MBG (Moon Bat Guano)?
GOMS is HBO.

I nearly pissed myself laughing at both those links you posted today.

What branch were you in?

Laika, I found both links via Michelle Malkin's blog https://www.michellemalkin.com

Her site is like a basket of Easter eggs.

I was in the Air Force from 1979-88.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:
You do know we have a special on at the Pup's Party House of Pleasure right now Dr. P? We would be honored to have you try out the special. I do hope you will allow us to take some publicity photos? Eh, who are we kidding? Of course there will be photos, but we will use them in a tasteful way.

We'll definitely take you up on the offer, Comrade Pup. I'll check with the Chairman and see when we have an opening in our exhausting social calendar.

Tonight's completely booked up with Halloween masquerades. The Chairman and I are going as the guys from the famous "Dick in the Box" skit from Saturday Night Live. Except, when you open our strategically placed and tastefully wrapped packages, you'll find a picture of Cheney inside.

Hilarious, ain't it!

--Dr. P

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:[quote="Laika the Space

I was in the Air Force from 1979-88.

I was in from 90-99

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:We'll definitely take you up on the offer, Comrade Pup. I'll check with the Chairman and see when we have an opening in our exhausting social calendar.

Tonight's completely booked up with Halloween masquerades. The Chairman and I are going as the guys from the famous "Dick in the Box" skit from Saturday Night Live. Except, when you open our strategically placed and tastefully wrapped packages, you'll find a picture of Cheney inside.

Hilarious, ain't it!

--Dr. P

Love it! As we "religious" people say down here when wishing someone to be safe, "Go with Hillary"... LOL

I am sure the Chairman could use a good night out... I just saw his well deserved panic brought on by that traiter Dodd's attack on Her Empress.