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The Hillary Dossier

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Pardon me for being boorish but there is a very odd thing absent from the Russian-Trump conspiracy to destroy Hillary and install a traitor in the White House.

Why is there no Hillary Dossier?

For some very inscrutable reason the Russians decided to provide the Democrats with a salacious "Trump Dossier" of malevolent fabrications designed to discredit him. A unbiased observer would think that the Russians would have provided the Republicans with a Hillary dossier rather than the other way around. If they'd wanted Donald Trump to win.

Instead for some strange reason they provided the other side with opposition campaign materials.

Imagine if you will what could have been in a Hillary dossier. The Russians wouldn't have had to make anything up. It would have been a stack of pages sky high filled with very real revelations and hard incontestable facts. A blow-by-blow recounting of a very ignoble career of corruption, deceit, and pathological lying. A career of accumulating hundreds of millions by selling political favors and promises. A career of breaking the law in order to keep her enterprises secret from FOIA requests. A career bordering on the criminally insane.

The woman even bought the DNC and was its de facto head before the primaries even started thus screwing every other democrat contender by using the DNC to sign bad faith contracts with them. Imagine that coming out in the Russian's Hillary Dossier during the election.

And yet if the Russians had been conspiring with anyone to win the Presidential election the fact that there is no Hillary Dossier is like the dog that did not bark of Sherlock story fame.

Russian counter-intelligence is famous for it's ability to produce "Elders of Zion" documents for every purpose. The Hillary Dossier would have written itself.

The dog barks at everyone. Except Hillary.

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Foolish capitalist. There is no Hillary Dossier because there is nothing to doss. She is the perfect being, above reproach. She NEVER lied about anything, just ask her namesake, Sir Edmund.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Imagine if you will what could have been in a Hillary dossier. The Russians wouldn't have had to make anything up. It would have been a stack of pages sky high filled with very real revelations and hard incontestable facts. A blow-by-blow recounting of a very ignoble career of corruption, deceit, and pathological lying. A career of accumulating hundreds of millions by selling political favors and promises. A career of breaking the law in order to keep her enterprises secret from FOIA requests. A career bordering on the criminally insane. The woman even bought the DNC and was it's de facto head before the primaries even started thus screwing every other democrat contender by using the DNC to sign bad faith contracts with them. Imagine that coming out in the Russian's Hillary Dossier during the election.
Indeed, indeed, is she not wonderful? Does she not excel at all that it takes to advance the Revolution? Would not Lenin and Stalin be proud? (But I am surprised that a kapitalist like you would acknowledge our MTE's many skills and talents.)

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But, but, maybe exactly that is Russkies calculation?
Produce no Shrillary dossier, but one on Trump, to...

... pass it to DNC to leak it to MSM to make FBI go bonkers to find nothing essential to start Trumpsters laughing to embolden Trump to win over Shrillary to become P45 to enter White House to turn in a formidable string of successes from the very begin to get more and more broad approval to become strong and trusted enough to soon get (seriously) after that Crooked Ma'am & the involved network(s)?

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RedDiaperette wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:Imagine if you will what could have been in a Hillary dossier. The Russians wouldn't have had to make anything up. It would have been a stack of pages sky high filled with very real revelations and hard incontestable facts. A blow-by-blow recounting of a very ignoble career of corruption, deceit, and pathological lying. A career of accumulating hundreds of millions by selling political favors and promises. A career of breaking the law in order to keep her enterprises secret from FOIA requests. A career bordering on the criminally insane. The woman even bought the DNC and was it's de facto head before the primaries even started thus screwing every other democrat contender by using the DNC to sign bad faith contracts with them. Imagine that coming out in the Russian's Hillary Dossier during the election.
Indeed, indeed, is she not wonderful? Does she not excel at all that it takes to advance the Revolution? Would not Lenin and Stalin be proud? (But I am surprised that a kapitalist like you would acknowledge our MTE's many skills and talents.)

Comrade Red D,

Be careful - it's a trick!

Foolish capitalist. There is no Hillary Dossier because there is nothing to doss. She is the perfect being, above reproach. She NEVER lied about anything, just ask her namesake, Sir Edmund.
There is an unsubstantiated legend that the venerable Mrs. C is the love child of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Hence her perfectness in every sense of the word.

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Dead Poet said:
Foolish capitalist. There is no Hillary Dossier because there is nothing to doss. She is the perfect being, above reproach. She NEVER lied about anything, just ask her namesake, Sir Edmund.
There is an unsubstantiated legend that the venerable Mrs. C is the love child of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Hence her perfectness in every sense of the word.
Comrade, why she asks us for so little, other than complete political obediance. She is after all a VICTIM and is eminently more qualified to distribute our earnings than we are to all fifty seven genders. Besides, just who among us never lied accidently provided false information in a job interview?

Below is a picture of Hillary giving thanks,
breaking bread and her server into small pieces
and sharing it among her disciples.

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Protect yourselves Komrades, the Hillary she-beast still lurks.




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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Protect yourselves Komrades, the Hillary she-beast still lurks.


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