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Comrades! This brief instructional video will put you on the cutting edge in the gun debate. No more will you need to fear facts and logic because now they're on your side! Master the basics of this video, and even lifetime members of the NRA will be silly putty in your hands.
Also, please help a comrade by posting your informed user comments explaining how...
- this video is amazingly factually accurate and logically irrefutable
- that you're a gun owner whose mind was changed by this video
- that guns are extremely dangerous to our democracy
And without further ado...
OK...
I can't tell if that was sarcastic satire or he's being really stupid. I am an optimist and am willing to lean towards "satire"
To that end, why is he not here at the Cube,mocking extolling mindless bozos geniuses of my generation??
If he is serious, what in the world is he even trying to get at??
I can't tell if that was sarcastic satire or he's being really stupid. I am an optimist and am willing to lean towards "satire"
To that end, why is he not here at the Cube,
If he is serious, what in the world is he even trying to get at??
I'm pretty sure it's satire, but serious anti-gunners make it so hard to tell these days. In any case, I agree this guy does have potential as Cube material.
Friends,
Did I just watch that guy murder an innocent Sciurus carolinensis nest support structure? Well,.. I did! I did! What a piece ofcrap garbage. I'll be tweeting and hashtagging and,.. whatever, till he's in prison and hanging from the fore-lower-topsail-yardarm! Arrr!
Captain Outraged
Did I just watch that guy murder an innocent Sciurus carolinensis nest support structure? Well,.. I did! I did! What a piece of
Captain Outraged
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If I see this guy with an assault musket in the forest...
I am running the hell out of there!!
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...or is he just his doppelgänger?
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If I see this guy with an assault musket in the forest...
I am running the hell out of there!!
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...or is he just his doppelgänger?
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I've never understood the concept of "gun control" at least for homicidal maniacs. Is that like a "Gun Free Zone"? You know, those areas where all the mass shootings seem to occur? CAN'T PEOPLE READ THE SIGNS??
Comrade Putout
.If I see this guy with an assault musket in the forest...
I am running the hell out of there!!
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...or is he just his doppelgänger?
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The resemblance is uncanny! Have we seen this guy on the Cube before?
The sly and most likely Sistema instructor Komissar al-Blogunov
The resemblance is uncanny! Have we seen this guy on the Cube before?.
No... never!
(I need a new plastic lunch box... can you hook me up?)
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Thank you for your service, Komissar al-Blogunov!
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You know you want yourself...
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Thank you for your service, Komissar al-Blogunov!
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You know you want yourself...
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Comrade Putout
.Thank you for your service, Komissar al-Blogunov!
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You know you want yourself...
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Well, looks like the game's up. I am Komissar al-Blogunov.
Komissar al-Blogunov
Comrade Putout
.Thank you for your service, Komissar al-Blogunov!
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Well, looks like the game's up. I am Komissar al-Blogunov.
We know that, Comrade. But, was it really necessary to kill that squirrel nest support structure just to make your point? Shame.
Captain Craptek
Komissar al-Blogunov
Comrade Putout
.Thank you for your service, Komissar al-Blogunov!
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Well, looks like the game's up. I am Komissar al-Blogunov.
We know that, Comrade. But, was it really necessary to kill that squirrel nest support structure just to make your point? Shame.
It was the gun. As the saying goes, "People don't cut down trees, armor piercing rounds fired from AR-15s cut down trees." On the bright side, it did provide housing for low income squirrels that can't afford high rise nesting.
Comrades, those who hammer their Kalashnikovs into plowshares, will plow the fields for those who didn't.
The People's Anthony Sullivan
OK...I can't tell if that was sarcastic satire or he's being really stupid. I am an optimist and am willing to lean towards "satire"
To that end, why is he not here at the Cube,
If he is serious, what in the world is he even trying to get at??
If your question is serious, then it's an illustration of Poe's Law in action.
This was brilliantly done, hitting all the notes of the standard anti-gun argument, but it a way that shows the straw-man nature of all of them while having me ROTFL.
- SK
Why should guns be controlled?
Because without them you have to do it this way...(P/k [probability of kill] drops drastically, but the entertainment value goes way up. It's not easy to explain to hungry Children™ why there's no meat; but damn, wasn't that a laugh?)
Because without them you have to do it this way...(P/k [probability of kill] drops drastically, but the entertainment value goes way up. It's not easy to explain to hungry Children™ why there's no meat; but damn, wasn't that a laugh?)
Comrade Ivan,
The Youtube narrator's last words are: "...they just don't learn." Well, I submit that it's the narrator who never learns - we keep coming back cause it's fun! And it's free, too!
CC
The Youtube narrator's last words are: "...they just don't learn." Well, I submit that it's the narrator who never learns - we keep coming back cause it's fun! And it's free, too!
CC
Captain Craptek
And it's free, too!Famous last words.
Captain Craptek
...And it's free, too!Remember, if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the commodity being sold.
- SK
Comrade Putout
....or is he just his doppelgänger?
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Wait, isn't that "Sergei, the Russian Colluder guy?"
- SK
Chief Designer
Comrade Putout
....or is he just his doppelgänger?
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Wait, isn't that "Sergei, the Russian Colluder guy?"
- SK
Close relative.
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Why should guns be controlled?Because without them you have to do it this way...(P/k [probability of kill] drops drastically, but the entertainment value goes way up. It's not easy to explain to hungry Children™ why there's no meat; but damn, wasn't that a laugh?)
Ivan,
The People's Rodenttm never leaves home without one!
CC
As a former competitive skeet-shooter, I can only picture being on the bank with my over/under (with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time) calling "PULL" and leading the target just right...
good fun.
good fun.
Comrade Whoopie
Comrades, those who hammer their Kalashnikovs into plowshares, will plow the fields for those who didn't.Umm, errr...CRAZY AWESOME!
But after a
It took all I had to actually handle a real assault gun (I washed my hands with bleach afterwards), but that squirrel catapult has me double checking the locks on my modest dacha every night. That takes a while with 700 rooms with two outside windows apiece.
Red Square
Well, yeah, but slavery was legal when the Second Amendment was ratified and signed into law by Hitler.
Komissar al-Blogunov
Red Square
Well, yeah, but slavery was legal when the Second Amendment was ratified and signed into law by Hitler.
I didn't know Bush signed the Second Amendment...
Captain Craptek
Komissar al-Blogunov
Red Square
Well, yeah, but slavery was legal when the Second Amendment was ratified and signed into law by Hitler.
I didn't know Bush signed the Second Amendment...
Saw it on History Channel.
Bush broke three crayons before he finished his signature. It was on the internet, it has to be true.
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Bush broke three crayons before he finished his signature. It was on the internet, it has to be true.Just imagine what a reporter with a panel of concerned looking psychologists could do with GWB's broken crayons. They could speculate about repressed anger, what may be causing it, and how it compromises his ability to govern. Too bad we missed it.
But maybe we could invent report a similar incident with Tr*mp.
Excellent point, Comrade.
By Lenin, imagine what the People's Biologists could do with the DNA in the saliva still on the crayons!
By Lenin, imagine what the People's Biologists could do with the DNA in the saliva still on the crayons!
But what colors were the crayons? We may have a hate crime here.
RedDiaperette
But what colors were the crayons? We may have a hate crime here.Whoa! I'll bet not one of them was white! Clearly, conservatives are opposed to crayons of color.
Captain Craptek
The People's Rodenttm never leaves home without one!CC
These greedy humans just never stop oppressing the starving masses!
my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and pic.twitter.com/TkrmOR4KlH
— christina rotondo (@christinaroto) May 4, 2018
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