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The nation's socialist left elite are #HypocritesNoMore

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In a stunning development that interrupted coverage of the Democrat's “Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Civil Right's have got to go” PR stunt, numerous celebrities and politicians have decided to forgo armed protection.

In a hastily announced simultaneous press conferences held in Hollywood and Washington DC, media spokespersons for the new Hypocrites No More organization, read off a long list of media celebrities and the hierarchy of the nation's socialist left who will no longer be protected by guns.

During the conference the #HypocritesNoMore spokesman revealed that they will now take the same risk as ordinary people who don't have a security force 24/7.

Reporters were too stunned for words with the brutal honesty of the spokesperson who said “Why should we be protected while we strive to deny that to everyone else?”

In what has become the iconic and widely shared imagery of the #HypocritesNoMore movement was a video selfie taken by a nearly nude Kim Kardashian with her removing the guns from her protective detail as well as erecting the HNM "WE ARE ENTIRELY DEFENSELESS" sign in front of her mansion.

Conversely when pro-Civil rights advocates were asked by the media if they were going to disarm as well their response was that they in fact support the people's common sense Civil right of armed self defense and thus were in no way hypocritical in having armed security.

Each member of the HNM organization has pledged to be gun-free and defenseless and to post a sign outside their residences that in part reads:

Attention criminals and terrorists:
WE ARE ENTIRELY DEFENSELESS
Since we have tried to force gun control on everyone else,
we have now also disarmed our bodyguards.
Our residences will no longer be protected by guns
and we will take our chances waiting a lifetime
for the police to arrive.


It is widely believed that removing evil guns and instead offering hugs to criminals and terrorists will bring peace and harmony to the world.
In another development, the spokesperson for Hypocrites No More pointed out that contrary to leftist dogmatic beliefs, criminals and Islamic Terrorists do not abide the law.

Many of the media representatives had to be revived after feinting over this second astounding revelation.

After several seconds of dazed silence, one reported of those that were able to remain standing asked, "Does this mean that ALL those gun laws have NO EFFECT on criminals and Islamic Terrorists?"

The spokesperson responded, "one only has to look at Democratic bastions with high crime and heavy people control to witness this reality of common sense and basic logic."

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Don't wake up Comrade Torcer. Let him enjoy his dream...

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Don't wake up Comrade Torcer. Let him enjoy his dream...
Image What do you mean to say Comrade?
Are you implying that the nation's socialists on the left don't mind being rank hypocrites?

That they look down upon the little people as not worthy of protection, that only they should be able to defend themselves.. (or have someone do it for them)

Next you'll be telling me that they are having a sit-it against Civil Rights..


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In another development, the spokesperson for Hypocrites No More pointed out that contrary to leftist dogmatic beliefs,criminals and Islamic Terrorists do not abide the law.

I find it sad that the spokesperson for this "hypocrites no more" organisation has so little knowledge about special-interest friendly Newspeak ™ words...

Criminals = Trans-Legally Challenged Individuals
Islamic Terrorists = "Lone wolves with no clear motives"

Nonetheless, we in the European Reich hail this development! Hurra for disarmament of non state-approved persons.

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#WhoNeedsAGun--JustHirePaladin



--KOOK

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Instead of guns, celebrity bodyguards will now carry guitars, flowers, candles, and stuffed animals. If a celebrity is attacked and/or murdered, the bodyguards will be able to immediately begin building a shrine and enlist passers-by in singing John Lennon's "Imagine." It's been proven that this is much more effective in stopping violence than carrying a gun for self-defense.


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Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Instead of guns, celebrity [highlight=#ffff00]bodyguards will now carry guitars, flowers, candles, and stuffed animals[/highlight]. If a celebrity is attacked and/or murdered, the bodyguards will be able to immediately begin building a shrine and enlist passers-by in singing John Lennon's "Imagine." It's been proven that this is much more effective in stopping violence than carrying a gun for self-defense.

And HD video cameras - don't forget the cameras! It's critical that the mourners be seen on all major newscasts sobbing and wiping away tears for at least 48 hours - otherwise, what's the point?

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Instead of guns, celebrity [highlight=#ffff00]bodyguards will now carry guitars, flowers, candles, and stuffed animals[/highlight]. If a celebrity is attacked and/or murdered, the bodyguards will be able to immediately begin building a shrine and enlist passers-by in singing John Lennon's "Imagine." It's been proven that this is much more effective in stopping violence than carrying a gun for self-defense.

And HD video cameras - don't forget the cameras! It's critical that the mourners be seen on all major newscasts sobbing and wiping away tears for at least 48 hours - otherwise, what's the point?

HD! How about 3-D? That way the viewers can feel like they're really there.


 
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