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The Obama Commemorative Bedpan

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Are you looking to bring more excitement to your next medical operation? Are you feeling like celebrating the passage of the historic Obama Health Care Bill? Are you happy that all of your hope has been turned into change?

We at the ACME Medical Supply Company (a party approved company) are happy to bring you the Obama Commemorative Party Approved Bedpan with the Wonderful and Beautiful Obama Logo.

This bedpan is of the highest quality, and now, it is positively stunning, with the addition of the Obama Logo in it's base. Now, when you have an operation in an Obama approved hospital, you will be able to poop and pee directly into this most beautiful pan, and be reminded of just how much Obama cares about your health.

And, now, for a limited time, you can purchase your very own Obama logo bed pan from ACME medical supplies for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. The hope was last year. Now is time for change. If you are a senior citizen and occasionally use a bed pan, you are going to love the Obama logo bed pan, made of stainless steel with the Obama Logo raised into the pan. Order your Obama logo bed pan today! Don't delay! Call 1 800 555 1222 - Shipping and Handling are extra.

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How wonderful to have this. My only reservation is the position of the Obama label. What if we are not naturally equipped to hit it as a bullseye? I wonder if we could have it longer, to make sure that no matter where we sit, and no matter how we are accoutered, we can hit it just right, first and last times.

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Comrade Theocritus,

You must understand that we all have to make sacrifices. Even bedridden patients must make sacrifices. However, just think of the beneficial effects to one's mental health, knowing just how much Dear Leader cares.

And this should make you feel better--Comrade Helga Kevorkov has made a return visit to an internet radio show to talk about the new bed pan. Click Here to listen.

By the way, it's nice to see around the gulag. People have wondered, you know.

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Leninka, Theo was under the mistaken impression that Sadie Hawkins Day was in the first week of April so he went into hiding when he spotted Pamalinsky shopping for a new pair of running shoes.

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$19.99?

I think I will wait for the government distributed bedpans as part of the Cash for Crappers program.

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As to see, Nanski enjoys bed pan as latest fashion ware.
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Mrs Al Czarweary,

Your PhotoShop skills are magnifico! And such respect for Comrade Nanski. If only she could see it. I know she would be thrilled. And to place flowers on top, how thoughtful. Your taste is so feminine.

I like flowers, too.

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What if you can't afford the mandated bedpan? Surely one of the 51 percent of people still paying taxes in this country will pay for mine?

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And there is the used, or shall we say, pre-owned market. I'd better stop there before I get myself into trouble. It's a good thing most of us being progressive, never had parents who told us anything like "put that down, Johnnie! You don't know where it's been!"

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Ahh so when a patient's lifespan duration is exceeded, and their possessions revert to the state, one could get a refurbished bedpan. Excellent. And just think, all those half empty vodka bottles can be combined into one bottle of vodka when the State comes to reclaim it's goods. True Socialist efficiency. Capitalists would throw away bedpans, and half used bottles of vodka. Noble and resourceful socialists reuse bedpans and reclaim vodka.

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Glorious! A way to Go On the Go. Leave it to Comrade Rahm to find something so appropriate and fitting for all the collective. I hope our infiltrating comrades in the Teabagger Movement (what a fitting name, is it not?) should distribute and redistribute these among the Movement. Our glorious media, will finally have something to cover and place on TV! I hope Al Jazeera gets the memo.

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I am never going. I might be absent for a while but if I check out, I intend to be fitted with formaldehyde, just like Father Lenin. But since it's 2010 I will have a TelePrompTer too.

There is no reason that a Made Prog has to die. Keep the meat supple with embalming, and the TOTUS gives us the current truth...

Hey! It's working at 1600, isn't it?

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AAAAKKK! Husband is visit in Gulag???!!! Does that to mean I get extra beat beet?

Fraulein, I am always little jumpy when such robust image of husband near by. Can you not blame me?

But I am supposing you had to forget intelligence of my husband as there not much to escaping his mind. He and Usama had use of bedpan from many years past. In fact, it is from them that Nanski came to know of such fashion. It part of movement for many years.
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Dear Comradess Czarweary, I thoughthoped such a glorious picture of the beloved hubby would bring back found memories of the days with the old camel herder. So sorry to be amiss. But alas, pathetic dolt of a hubby has bedpan on the wrong end for accurate deposits. But the flowers are a nice touch!

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Comrades! Comradettes! Stop this! I am having a fugue now over terminology. If they're not Sunni, then they are probably Shi-ites. Does this mean that they're Shia-heads? Or if they put a towel on their head, would they be sheet-heads? Now with a bedpan, does that make them, well, you know...

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Commissar Theocritus, I don't believe Comrade Osama Obama binLaden was ever a Shity member. If memory serves, he was a Sukme member who strictly wore the sheet coverings. . . and could therefore, correctly be refereed to as, Sheetheads. I'm not sure when they picked up the bedpans but one must admit, they are much more versatile. And this is most patriotic to great Leader, whose emblem looks so fetching in the bottom of a bedpan. . . just like it was always meant to be there, does it not!

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Just looking at that thing makes me want to unload all of my problems into it.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Commissar Theocritus, I don't believe Comrade Osama Obama binLaden was ever a Shity member. If memory serves, he was a Sukme member who strictly wore the sheet coverings. . . and could therefore, correctly be refereed to as, Sheetheads. I'm not sure when they picked up the bedpans but one must admit, they are much more versatile. And this is most patriotic to great Leader, whose emblem looks so fetching in the bottom of a bedpan. . . just like it was always meant to be there, does it not!
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So does that mean when they use the O-pan, do they put it back on their head when they are done with it?

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That would be most suiting and appropriate, would it not Comrade_ Elliott. When one is a full Shity Shitkit Shitit Shitti... well, whatever, one is said to always be 'full of it'.

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I just realized why President Awesome Zero's feet don't touch the ground. If he tripped, stumbled and fell, there might be an explosion of shit which would black out the sun. As it is, he can only deliver himself of all that shit one bill at a time.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I just realized why President Awesome Zero's feet don't touch the ground. If he tripped, stumbled and fell, there might be an explosion of shit which would black out the sun. As it is, he can only deliver himself of all that shit one bill at a time.
I thought it was because he was super-human, something like a non-religious messiah.

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Commissar Theocritus, I don't believe Comrade Osama Obama binLaden was ever a Shity member. If memory serves, he was a Sukme member who strictly wore the sheet coverings. . . and could therefore, correctly be refereed to as, Sheetheads. I'm not sure when they picked up the bedpans but one must admit, they are much more versatile. And this is most patriotic to great Leader, whose emblem looks so fetching in the bottom of a bedpan. . . just like it was always meant to be there, does it not!
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So does that mean when they use the O-pan, do they put it back on their head when they are done with it?

Yes. It's both functional and beautiful, Comrade Elliott. Use it as server for chips and dip. And I like to use mine for washing beets, or soaking my feet after hosing down the gulag.

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Soaking beets? What a glorious suggest, dear Leninka. The flavor of Obamaroma would be most enhancing!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote: (off)
So does that mean when they use the O-pan, do they put it back on their head when they are done with it?

I would hope not!!! It would interfere with their tinfoil hat's reception.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Glorious! A way to Go On the Go. Leave it to Comrade Rahm to find something so appropriate and fitting for all the collective. I hope our infiltrating comrades in the Teabagger Movement (what a fitting name, is it not?) should distribute and redistribute these among the Movement. Our glorious media, will finally have something to cover and place on TV! I hope Al Jazeera gets the memo.

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Good to see Osama again. I forgot how much he sits and ponders like Dear Leader. I bet he's quite jealous of Dear Leader. He's thinking: "Running for president in order to destroy America? Why didn't I think of that? And here I sit in a cave, with a bed pan on my head."

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Leninka wrote:
Good to see Osama again. I forgot how much he sits and ponders like Dear Leader. I bet he's quite jealous of Dear Leader. He's thinking: "Running for president in order to destroy America? Why didn't I think of that? And here I sit in a cave, with a bed pan on my head."

ah, yes, you have hit the camel on the head, comrade Leninka. If only Osama Obama bin Lain were an Kenya Amerikan citizen like Obomsa Obama, he could have mandated free burka's for all. I do admire those fly nets.

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I noticed Mrs Al Czar Weary only wears a diaper on her head. She must be from a more liberated tribe, or something.

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Leninka wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Commissar Theocritus, I don't believe Comrade Osama Obama binLaden was ever a Shity member. If memory serves, he was a Sukme member who strictly wore the sheet coverings. . . and could therefore, correctly be refereed to as, Sheetheads. I'm not sure when they picked up the bedpans but one must admit, they are much more versatile. And this is most patriotic to great Leader, whose emblem looks so fetching in the bottom of a bedpan. . . just like it was always meant to be there, does it not!
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So does that mean when they use the O-pan, do they put it back on their head when they are done with it?

Yes. It's both functional and beautiful, Comrade Elliott. Use it as server for chips and dip. And I like to use mine for washing beets, or soaking my feet after hosing down the gulag.
Please don't tell me you use said functions all at the same time.

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Comrade Elliott,

What do you take me for? Comrade Hillary?

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Leninka wrote:I noticed Mrs Al Czar Weary only wears a diaper on her head. She must be from a more liberated tribe, or something.
Ahhh Leninka. You make me to laugh. It not me who wear the diaper on head but Commode Commodore Snoogie Woogums. Image Such nice dinosaur jammies, too, do you not agree?

eeeeshhhhh how to not make foto interrupt talking. Are evil capitalists continuing trolling on updated Cube?

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Snoogie Woogums! O M G, has he joined the Shity Members that other whatever it is Members? Comradess Czarweary, are you in and Woogums co-hearts? Lovely, is it not!

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Leninka wrote:Comrade Elliott,

What do you take me for? Comrade Hillary?
Heavens no! We are both aware comrade Hillary doesn't deposit her waste in said bedpan. She stores it for elections years, where she then lets it loose all over the place mixed with her blood, sweat and tears.

Plus, I know she doesn't use it for other purposes because I smell treachery afoot. Out of the One's death and UN resurrection will arise a one powerful (but lesser then Him) force to control the Red White house.

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Comrade Elliott,

I believe you may be a gifted clairvoyant. We must hone these powers to perfection, and use them here in the gulag. They might come in handy.

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Just another perk on my government resume.

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:Just another perk on my government resume.

That should be most useless useful to glorious Leader ™. He won't have to have so many of his people comrades infiltrating the Teabaggers tomorrow.

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Did you mean useful, Comrade Pulloskies? Well, never mind. It doesn't matter.

Yes, Dear Leader can save his union thugs for other tasks.

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Comrades,

What about a urinal version that can be stood on end and used to decorate countless public and once-private-until-eminent-domain-stepped-in areas? Job creation, comrades, and improving the collective's appreciation for higher thought!


Viva la Duchamp!
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Duchamp was a necessary corrective to those outmoded notions that artists had to be able to draw. Or sculpt. We needed Duchamp just as we needed M. C. Hammer to tell us that melody meant nothing, that attitude, pants and rhythm were all.Eventually I can see the arts become more and more equal. Why should artists know know how to draw? Why should sculptors know anatomy? Why should musicians be able to sing? Why should composers have to know melody?Soon all art will be approachable by all. We will all read our red-bound copies of <i>Pipe Dreams of My Father</i>, and be awarded an Oscar for it, just as Barry O was given a Nobel for being Barry O.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Soon all art will be approachable by all.
Isn't that already forced upon the collective by the glorious Nation Endowment of the Arts? Last I checked, they were our Department of Truth when it came to art.

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Comrade Theocritus,

Do not these shoes elicit the deepest emotions in you? Do they not tickle your refined aesthetic sensibilities? They are made with elephant dung, giving them both that Pierre Cardin and Jean-Jacques Rousseau feel.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:{B}e awarded an Oscar for it, just as Barry O was given a Nobel for being Barry O.
I have just realized that Kenny G has long been getting a raw deal. Where's his Nobel?Comradette Leninka,The only time I have seen footwear like that on a human was on a female who was possibly self-employed as an unlicensed public access thoroughfare fecundity-drive moderation therapist.

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Comrade Tovarich,

"Public Access Thoroughfare Fecundity-Drive Moderation Therapist?"

I could use a title like that. What exactly does it entail?

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Pardon my American, but I believe the less-progressive and lower-ranking-bipeds in our social system have used the phrase "streetwalker."

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I'd have added the word "skank" to it too. Unless the reduction in fecundity is owing to the john's not impregnating a wife.

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Who put this in my last post? Where did my dung shoes go?

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What I want to know is whether I can get a pair as a teaser when I fill out my next loan form through Fannie and Freddie.


 
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