The Official North Korean Website

Comrades, for the sake of the imperishable tradition of The European Useful Idiot, I would like to welcome you to the official North Korea website.

Which is in Spain.



Like Jean-Paul Sartre, a lowdown ideologist proclaimed "philosopher",Alejandro Cao de Benos de Les y Perez is not your average Socialist Simpleton (SS).

He is a high performance Socialist Simpleton (SS). The cream of the crop. The Head of the Herd.

Although he lives in Spain, he is a citizen and honorary consul of the Democratic (very funny Kim) People's Republic of Korea.
He says "us" when speaking about North Korea and call Kim Jung Il "our leader". He defines himself as in charge of the diplomatic (me wants oil or me destroy world), cultural, commercial and tourism (the Mass Graves & Death Camps Tour) affairs of the Democratic (very funny Kim) People's Republic of Korea in Spain.
 

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Just wondering - does the website go down at night when the People's electricity shuts off or does it have its own source of power?
 

Opiate of the People

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Just wondering - does the website go down at night when the People's electricity shuts off or does it have its own source of power?

It's in Spain, Comrade. That's so it can steal kkkapitalist electricity.
 

If there ever was the perfect Communist it is Alejandro. The man is the epitome of everything the Party holds dear. Any aspiring young members would do well to emulate him in every way.

Is he still hosting the North Korean Tours? It was a while back, there was a documentary posted here at the Cube. It detailed Alejandro leading his Tour Group through the Party approved areas.
 

I think this is the same guy who has a site called "Friends of North Korea" or some shit like that. I have seen a video of this guy, he went to North Korea with a group of socialist loving morons...after being there and seeing the conditions some of the little socialists actually started questioning the regime. I think it was posted on here, I'll try to find it.

Ha, I found it and it is the same guy. It's called "Friends of Kim"...lol

part 1 of 8



part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3jONerCeo

part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmRIta75c_o

part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_dJtHf8AQ

part 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVz2pph4gs

part 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyeAVylt5LQ

part 7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43MB5_QKQ

part 8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkwQPptxPI
 

Friends of Kim is a great documentary -- I had it posted on the Cube somewhere before.
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

Friends of Kim is a great documentary -- I had it posted on the Cube somewhere before.

Yes, I thought I had seen it on the cube. I could'nt remember if it was on here or me just perusing through the Gore web one night.
 

What a Sh*&hole of a country
 

Red Star

What a Sh*&hole of a country

Racist!
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

Red Star

What a Sh*&hole of a country

Racist!


Indeed Comrade Chairman!

Me thinks it was a Thoughtcrime™ as well!!!

--
ZB
 

Chairman Meow I say you are a racist, I noticed on the rear bumper of your ZIL a bumper sticker that said NoBama.
Comrade Chairman, Further you were seen looking at picture of Sarah Palin.

And you Zampolit Blokhayev, I see your door being kicked in tonight!!! Advice never anger a "Made Progressive". Now if you will excuse me....What did you say Little Goon? Come here, what are you hiding behind your back!!! Get over here now..

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
 

Red Star

What a Sh*&hole of a country

I use my quota of denunciation credits to denounce you! (Now how soon can I get some more?)
 

Perhaps he is a cousin to the El Generalissimo Franco, who allowed the Fuhrer to bombs away on the peoples in Guernica--a different kind of friendship, but a friendship, nevertheless.
 

Obamissar 7.62

Red Star

What a Sh*&hole of a country

I use my quota of denunciation credits to denounce you! (Now how soon can I get some more?)

Lezz see. AIG has there hand out and is in front of you.....The executives have to line there pockets, Errrr pay off contracts. Then they will screw over the little people who work for them so the scum in the Manhattan Offices can buy new homes in the Hampton s. Could be quite a while.
 

I have not exceeded my denunciation quota. Nope! Not even close.

Therefore.... I DENOUNCE Comrade Red Star for racist, counter-revolutionary dogma, denying global warming and Thoughtcrime™! At the next meeting of the Inner Circle™ I shall make a motion demanding an immediate show trial! Once Comrade Red Star is found guilty he should be sentenced to spend 3 months in Krissy Keefer's cleavage!!! The will of The Party™ shall prevail!!!

--
Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Commissar, 1st Chief Directorate for The Party™ Approved Margarita Research and Operations
Grand Inquisitor for The Reformed Church of Latter-Day Climatology (The Goremons).
 

Zampolit Blokhayev (tears in eyes) this is the nicest thing anyone has done for this old Bolshevik in a very long time. Bless you…..I request Commissar Theocritus
as my Counsel… Krissy Keefer I believe this would be Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith