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The Official Party Approved Margarita Recipe

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Here it is Comrades!!!

Nastrovya!!!


  • 1 40hp Mercury Marine Outboard Motor (with tiller)
    1 Canoe Paddle (or something like it)
    1 55 gallon plastic drum, from The People's Republic of China.
    1 10 lb bag of the margarita mix of your choice
    30 gallons of 100% Blue Agave Tequilla (I like Sauza's)
    10 gallons of Ethanol
    10 gallons of ice cubes


  • Pour tequila and ethanol into 55 gal. plastic drum.
    Add margarita mix and stir with the paddle until it is thoroghly mixed.
    Add ice cubes.
    Insert 40hp Mercury Marine Outboard Motor into the 55 gal. drum and throttle it up to full power.
    Run the Outboard Motor until mixed.



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Ahhh....
Reminds me of my college days at Stalingrad State.
We used to requisition a washtub from the unwashed masses and mix grain & vodka alcohol with grape juice and ginger ale and stir with the rifle butt of an AK-47.
We called it "Purple Lenin" but others called it "Magic Marx Juice".

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This glorious Margarita is too good for the People. It is only suitable for the upper echelons of the Party. Call me elitist but those who keep the people happy and in line are entitled to something special. Potatoes are for the People. If a drink is not made of potatoes, they should not drink it. It can compromise class-awareness!

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Where's the crack? You can't have a truly progressive alcoholic drink without something stronger than alcohol. After all, if you've bought into communism then you have probably already wasted your mind on drugs already that even a margarita of that size would produce hardly a buzz at all.

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Premier Betty wrote:Where's the crack? You can't have a truly progressive alcoholic drink without something stronger than alcohol. After all, if you've bought into communism then you have probably already wasted your mind on drugs already that even a margarita of that size would produce hardly a buzz at all.

No need for the crack! We got the Ethanol, Comrade!!! We just need to find some more of that ethanol used in the last batch. That shit was da bomb!!! I suspect Meow got it from Lupe. There is no telling where she got it. I had to go to Richmond, PCoVA and pull Meow down off of the PCoVA Capitol who yelling something unintelligible about Comrade Gov. Tim Kaine and Comrade Senator Jim Webb. For me, that batch knocked me out of my Party approved proletariat boots!!! It took 1 day come out of the coma and 2 days to shake off the hangover.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Ahhh....
Reminds me of my college days at Stalingrad State.
We used to requisition a washtub from the unwashed masses and mix grain & vodka alcohol with grape juice and ginger ale and stir with the rifle butt of an AK-47.
We called it "Purple Lenin" but others called it "Magic Marx Juice".

Did you force Kulaks to make the grape juice fresh, by walking on the grapes?

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:This glorious Margarita is too good for the People. It is only suitable for the upper echelons of the Party. Call me elitist but those who keep the people happy and in line are entitled to something special. Potatoes are for the People. If a drink is not made of potatoes, they should not drink it. It can compromise class-awareness!

I agree 150% The proletariat does not possess the intellect nor the sophistication in taste to appreciate it's bold, yet fruity subtleties. Potatoes! Yes! For that is the Pablum of the unwashed masses.

Comrade Vodkov, I would never call you elitist! You are merely following that great tradition of socialism and old axiom: "All Animals are equal. But some Animals are more equal than others.". Look at Bill Clit-on ... ?


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But there is a Polish potato vodka which is actually quite good, and one from Idaho which is good too. I propose that the proles be forced to drink Coors beer, which is brewed by a fascist family in Golden, Colorado. It is expensive and has no taste.

But perhaps I'm wrong. We need something cheap and toxic for the proles. We do not need them lasting past their days of fruitful labor. The Victorians would improve the taste of their gin by adding lead, which would cause someone on a bender to drink until he passed out into a coma so deep that sometimes he would seem to be dead for a day or more. Before common embalming, they would bury this man in a coffin, with a string tied to his finger, running through a hole in the coffin, through the ground, and up over a tree twig tied to a bell. If the man woke, it would ring the bell and awake the watcher at the grave, telling him to dig up the person who was not dead yet. Hence the term wake.

So I vote for 100% grain alcohol with lead to be given in rations for achieving the Golden Worker status, which is after 40 when the body starts wearing down from grueling physical labor.

And the women of course shall be selected for broad hips for child-bearing ability. Once their legs are bowed and backs hunched for lack of calcium, they too shall be given a Golden Mother award. And the 100% grain alcohol with lead.

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The Victorians would improve the taste of their gin by adding lead, which would cause someone on a bender to drink until he passed out into a coma so deep that sometimes he would seem to be dead for a day or more. Before common embalming, they would bury this man in a coffin, with a string tied to his finger, running through a hole in the coffin, through the ground, and up over a tree twig tied to a bell. If the man woke, it would ring the bell and awake the watcher at the grave, telling him to dig up the person who was not dead yet. Hence the term wake.

Actually, that practice spawned the term "Saved by the bell". A wake was held by placing the body on a table for several days while waiting for the person to come out of their coma, or as they thought it, come to life again.

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I thought that they wanted to get the body underground in a hurry owing to decomposition.

Embalming was not common until a bit over 100 years ago, and coffins dug up before that time show that about 20% of them had fingernail marks on the inside. This owing entirely to not having a medical standard of death.

We now have one for physical death and I am awaiting one for mental death. When that happens it will shut down the Daily Kos.

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Bodies decompose at different speeds in different environments. They would leave the body out, and if it didn't start to decompose, then they would leave it out until it started to look like it.

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I don't want that job. Evidently in the middle ages poor women with no other means of support went into houses to see who had the Black Death. And then there were the grave diggers--usually a hereditary job, who dug graves, sometimes for their fathers.

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Evidently in the middle ages poor women with no other means of support went into houses to see who had the Black Death.

Kind of reminds me of that one satirical essay that some guy wrote about poor women who have lots of babies whom they cannot support should eat them, or sell them to butcher's shops.


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Yep, that's the one. We had to read it in English class when we started the section on satire. I was the only person who understood it and everyone else looked at me like some kind of convicted serial killer because I was laughing at the passages the teacher read to the class. Everyone else was horrified, even after having it explained to them 3 times. They thought it was too horrible to be humorous.

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I grew up on <i>The Fountainhead</i>, as you know one of Red's favorites. Recently, after a total remake of myself forced on me, I read it again, in a restaurant, for perhaps the 10th time.

It is hilarious, especially her utter contempt for people who live to be seen by others, who value themselves by what other think of them. In particular I was sitting in a cafe in El Paso, Texas, surrounded by Fort Bliss soldiers, en route to Iraq, reading the right-hand side of the menu while I sat there, fat, happy, rich, and open, protected by them.

I realized that they were the most attractive people I'd ever seen, not because of physical beauty, but because they acted from within, and didn't give a rat's ass about bling. Not a trace of the fashionista.

And consider Rand's people who live in other's eyes--who therefore cannot be said to live.

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It is hilarious, especially her utter contempt for people who live to be seen by others, who value themselves by what other think of them.

I always hated people like that. They never shut up, never go away, and never die. No matter how many park benches you throw at them. And it gets even worse in school because then you can't throw stuff at them without getting in trouble. But that hasn't stopped me yet....

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But I have come to see, from my redoubt of 52 years, and also from living several lives' experiences under several guises, that they <i>really do not exist</i>. They know that no matter how high they climb, they will one day fall. Nothing is permanent for their value of themselves exists in others' eyes. This explains their bid for attention.

And this can also give rise to hilarious behavior too. Recall after 9/11 Jerry Falwell said that it was Gawd's revenge on AmeriKKKa for tolerating homosexuals. I do not know if he really believed that; I rather suspect that since 1989 and the fall of the Berlin Wall, he'd been deprived of one of his major scare tactics--the queers will get you, you know. Silly fool. I'm more toxic to him and I'm a conservative than any BEQ.

He made that absurd statement because he'd become addicted to the glare of publicity and didn't exist without it. And think of that. A man whose stated purpose was to spread the word of God, always walking the tight rope of craving attention while pretending that it's for Gawd's benefit. If he weren't such a fat oily lying scumbag I'd feel sorry for him.

Recall that his death coincided exactly with the run-up in gas prices, indicating that Lucifer was stocking up on crude to stoke the fires.

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Yeah, I thought that what he said was pretty ridiculous as well, but I thing Sheman still outdoes him by far.

Speaking of which, Sheehan wants to replace Madame Speaker because of the botched surrender to Iraq. She sure has high hopes doesn't she?


 
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