The People's Cube forms Hospitality Committee



FROM: Comrade Red Square, People's Director
ATTN: All comrades of the People's Cube kollektive
GLORIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT
On April 1st of this year The People's Cube will be celebrating its glorious 10-year anniversary.
The People's Hospitality Committee is being formed. Candidacies and ideas for celebration are now being accepted on an equal-opportunity basis.
Note: Some candidacies, ideas, and opportunities are more equal than others.
Kollektively yours,
Comrade Red Square (aka Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid)
People's Director
Dept of Visual Agitation and Unanimity




Who will be the Commissioner of Concessions this year?
What Communist Party sustenance is needed?

Red Square
Note: Some candidacies, ideas, and opportunities are more equal than others.Well, that's all right then, as long as they're all equal.
I volunteer to run the "Pin the


Hammer and Loupe
Will we have the dunk tank for such occasion?Who will be the Commissioner of Concessions this year?
What Communist Party sustenance is needed?
The economy being what it is, perhaps it would be best to go B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Beets). If the dunk-tank is filled with the People's Vodka, I'd volunteer for the job of dunkee. I also think The People's Children would reap much enjoyment from learning the old tradition of 'bobbing for beets'.


I suggest we start by making everybody give-away their rights to free speech, arms, due process and privacy.
We should give-away citizenship to anybody who wants it.
We should give-away all federal lands to undocumented workers and the decendents of slaves. (I'm a decendent of slaves - the Romans enslaved my ancestors - but this isn't about me).
We should give-away sovereignty to the United Nations.
We should give-away until it hurts and then give-away a little more.
For The Children™.


A tribute to "our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama" no doubt.


Konservative_Punk
Hammer and Loupe
Will we have the dunk tank for such occasion?Who will be the Commissioner of Concessions this year?
What Communist Party sustenance is needed?
The economy being what it is, perhaps it would be best to go B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Beets). If the dunk-tank is filled with the People's Vodka, I'd volunteer for the job of dunkee. I also think The People's Children would reap much enjoyment from learning the old tradition of 'bobbing for beets'.
Well, since water is so precious, we need to use vodka for anything that needs water.


Soviet Mike Komsomolets
I note that it is a HISPITALITY Committee.A tribute to "our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama" no doubt.
Or perhaps to all our comrades among the Hispanic Americans-in-Waiting.


RedDiaperette
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
I note that it is a HISPITALITY Committee.A tribute to "our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama" no doubt.
Or perhaps to all our comrades among the Hispanic Americans-in-Waiting.
In fact, this typo (now korrekted) was a tribute to the lack of revolutionary zeal and diligence on the part of our Senior Assistant Editor, Mrs. Red Square, whose job it is to proofread all typos before they are released to the toiling masses at large. Mrs. Red Square has now been suspended until further notice. She has also become ineligible for the position of the Chairperson of the Hospitality Committee, although she is still allowed to work on the Hospitality Committee as a junior member. You can't cook an omelet without breaking the cook's fingers around here!
P.S. Take this as an explanation of any further typos for the duration of her suspension.




Who is undercover?
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I believe that is actually one of the lesser-known Rockwell paintings, "Turn Your Head and Cough."


Many years ago our own Ivan the Stakhanovets (at that time known as Tovarichi the Tautologist) taught prose fiction at the kollektive junior kollege. Here he disciplines a naughty coed by marking her with the scarlet cube.
(Relax... it's only red ink!)
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Comrade Putout
.Many years ago our own Ivan the Stakhanovets (at that time known as Tovarichi the Tautologist) taught prose fiction at the kollektive junior kollege. Here he disciplines a naughty coed by marking her with the scarlet cube.
(Relax... it's only red ink!)
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NOTE: It's NOT his sister!


Hillary asked me to pass these along because Captain Craptek
NOTE: It's NOT his sister!
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Comrade Putout
Hillary asked me to pass these along because Captain Craptek
NOTE: It's NOT his sister!
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I know that, silly person! That's what I get for trying to keep you out of trouble! This is you!


Captain Craptek laughingly
...trying to keep you out of trouble!.
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I think we should blame this off topic diversion on the young Russian!
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Comrade Putout
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Paddling a smiling Putout, GOOD
Having to hold a squirrel not so good....There is a balance in nature (except for that climate stuff)


As Comrade Kangaroo has suggested, I like the idea of relieving people of their arms. Might I suggest giving some of them to the non-human members of the Cube. My flippers can be a real pain in the flukes. I don't even need all of their arms... Just their hands would be awesome. I could use the arms on the necro-proxies as they are often the first appendage to be damaged. Also, taking peoples' guns would be good too.
Comrade Putout,
Put down Comrade Squirrel! No Means No! Unless you are in a fraternity at Duke.
Finally, Our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid... While I am all for korrekt language, what do you have against hos? Or for that matter, hoes?
Just Curious,
Sis



Of course, those of us who are geezers remember the original "10" starred Bo Derek as "10" and Dudley Moore as her suitor.
But the Sequel cannot include Bo Derek due to rumors that she claims to be a "Republican," and it would, of course, be deemed subversive in the extreme for celebration of the 10th Birthday of the Worlds Perfect Icon of Collectivism to reprise an appearance by a Hollywood Turncoat who claims to have changed from a "Perfect 10" into a <spit> "Republican" of the "libertarian" variety. Fortunately for The Collective, the gorgeous Mrs. Red Square more than fills the bill.
There remains much work to be done by this Committee between today (March 30, 2015) and B-Day (April 1, 2015).
--KOOK


Nice one KOOK!



