Does he know? He can make you disappear!

Whacking Day as defined by the Commissarka Pinkie is an eggselent idea, since it does not involve whacking snakes or orher innocent animals, rather simply giving Party enemies, neo cons, ditto heads, etc, the punishment they so richly deserve.

Oh, can we also add that guy that did Borat to the list? I hated that movie, and now he is coming out with "Bruno."

This in itself should be an issue for Commissar Theocritus to investigate. I do not believe this is the same Bruno, but who knows?

I must confess, I saw Borat over Casino Royale. I thought the previews for Borat looked funny, but I also wanted to see Casino Royale. So I flipped a coin. Oh Lenin curse those dark hours spent watching a guy with a fake accent wrestle naked with a fat man. Oh the huge manatee!

7.62, I was staying at on the Riverwalk in San Antonio and HBO (not Hate Bush Orgasm) was showing <i>Borat</i> and the wrestling scene. There were bits in the wrestling scene, bits of Borat, that were blacked out which intrigued me enough that I bought the DVD. Which had them still blacked out.

Interesting, isn't it, how explicit porn is less titillating than hinting in something more mainstream. This does a lot to explain liberalism.

But there is a scene in <i>Borat</i> which is worth the price. After the wrestling Borat chases fat naked man through the hotel and they crash a convention of mortgage brokers. I have had much experience with mortgage brokers and there are times that I think that the world financial crisis is worth it just to kill off mortgage brokers, who can with one leer chase a lamprey down a toilet.

I think that the Texas Constitution says it best:

Any abstracter may murder or cause to be murdered one mortgage broker and one Realtor(tm) per year, without penalty, either civil or criminal. More than one such murder per year will be be allowed up to a maximum of three murders over the limit, at which time a civil penalty of $5.00 per murder will be accessed.

Hear and believe: any movie which says disobliging things about that lowest form of life on earth, the mortgage broker, is just fine. Mortgage brokers are mainly responsible for the financial pickle the world is in. Nude wrestling on the dais of the mortgage brokers' convention could only be improved on if Borat and fat man peed in their food and they ate it.

I will volunteer $15 of OPM to pay your bag limits there Commissar.

I'm like so over my limit that only my contributions to local law enforcement have prevented my property from being seized.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I must confess, I saw Borat over Casino Royale. I thought the previews for Borat looked funny, but I also wanted to see Casino Royale. So I flipped a coin. Oh Lenin curse those dark hours spent watching a guy with a fake accent wrestle naked with a fat man. Oh the huge manatee!

Are you perchance my doofus brother-in-law? The one who, back in 1977, took my future spousal unit and younger siblings to the movies, where they all wanted to see Star Wars, but you, being the oldest and thus entrusted with the money, decreed that everyone would have to sit through Orca instead?

Do you know how many times I've had to hear that pathetically sad story over the years? That, and the one about how you had a big crush on Kristy McNichol and wrote her a fan letter?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I must confess, I saw Borat over Casino Royale. I thought the previews for Borat looked funny, but I also wanted to see Casino Royale. So I flipped a coin. Oh Lenin curse those dark hours spent watching a guy with a fake accent wrestle naked with a fat man. Oh the huge manatee!

Are you perchance my doofus brother-in-law? The one who, back in 1977, took my future spousal unit and younger siblings to the movies, where they all wanted to see Star Wars, but you, being the oldest and thus entrusted with the money, decreed that everyone would have to sit through Orca instead?

Do you know how many times I've had to hear that pathetically sad story over the years? That, and the one about how you had a big crush on Kristy McNichol and wrote her a fan letter?

You mean this Kristy McNichol?<br>
Ah, the eighties when we were young, frisky, and breastless.

How the mighty have fallen.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Whacking Day as defined by the Commissarka Pinkie is an eggselent idea, since it does not involve whacking snakes or orher innocent animals, rather simply giving Party enemies, neo cons, ditto heads, etc, the punishment they so richly deserve.

Oh, can we also add that guy that did Borat to the list? I hated that movie, and now he is coming out with "Bruno."

This in itself should be an issue for Commissar Theocritus to investigate. I do not believe this is the same Bruno, but who knows?

I have a personal dislike of "Borat". You know how some movies are scarred by some deep memory unrelated to the movie? Star Trek 1, for instance, will ever be associated with vomiting outside of the Bob Evans since all my brothers and sisters came down with the flu on the ride home. "Wierd Science" will forever be linked to the memory of the breakup with Lisa.

On the night my father died, and we knew he was going, we each took turns by his bedside. It was about 11pm and I'd been sitting with him for about two hours. When my brother took over I didn't know what to do with myself. Awful thing to be waiting for someone to die; you want them to live, but you also want the waiting to be over. I was looking for something, anything to take my mind off watching my dear old man slowly fading to cancer and sepsis. "Borat" wasn't even funny but the funny bits actually triggered the opposite emotion of sorrow which I'd held in check all that time. Bloody damn movie. Needless to say, I'm going to forego seeing "Bruno."

Rex, my mother died of the sepsis induced by the catheter we had to have installed after the partial paralysis induced to kill the pain nerves. I sent Mark and Dad home from the hospital, but after two hours I couldn't stay. The hospital called at 4 AM that she was dying. I couldn't forgive myself for not being there, until three years later I was in a coma from sepsis, and I knew that I was incognizant of the people around me, so it didn't matter who was there. Much too much is made of being at the bedside of someone who is dying, for his mind is shutting down, or has shut down. He's not waiting in at all the same sense that the family is. Been there, done that.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I must confess, I saw Borat over Casino Royale. I thought the previews for Borat looked funny, but I also wanted to see Casino Royale. So I flipped a coin. Oh Lenin curse those dark hours spent watching a guy with a fake accent wrestle naked with a fat man. Oh the huge manatee!

Are you perchance my doofus brother-in-law? The one who, back in 1977, took my future spousal unit and younger siblings to the movies, where they all wanted to see Star Wars, but you, being the oldest and thus entrusted with the money, decreed that everyone would have to sit through Orca instead?

Do you know how many times I've had to hear that pathetically sad story over the years? That, and the one about how you had a big crush on Kristy McNichol and wrote her a fan letter?

Commissarka, that could not be me, as I wasn't even born until three years later. Unless of course at some point in the future I borrow Red Square's time machine and go back to 1977. But I wouldn't want to see Orca. Unless I do it in order to maintain the continuity of space/time. Or revenge for shovel whacking. Mmmm that is a possibility. Stop whacking me with your shovel and see if perhaps this story fades over time.

<i>Orca</i>? That's a movie and not <i>Oprah</i>? Who knew?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:<i>Orca</i>? That's a movie and not <i>Oprah</i>? Who knew?

Animals that eat people!

Why isn't there a AETP group around? (Animals _{for the} Ethical Treatment of People) Oh, that's right... BECAUSE ANIMALS AREN'T RATIONAL AND SIMPLY EXIST TO EAT EACH OTHER! my bad on that one.

Rex, I am currently forming a group which deprecates animals which eat endangered weeds. AEEW, which shall be chaired by Betty, will make a calculus to decide whether an animal can be killed from eating an endangered weed. If the animal is endangered, then it gets sticky.

Of course the ideal solution is to give every endangered weed its own factotum which will monitor it and nurture it and guide it and make sure that no animal eats it.

Do you think we can get another trillion of OPM for that?

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Hmmmmmm......

Red Rooster -

I got an email this morning from an alert reader who pointed out that a woman in your poster looks suspiciously similar to thoughtcriminal Laura Ingraham. I wonder who you will blame this time.

Oh give me a break, we all know who made the poster, it was your girlfriends over at that other collective....