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The People's Shovel: a Timeless Symbol of Socialist Leaders

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Shovels aren't just for Marxists-Leninists, comrades! It's a symbolic tool of all socialists!

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September 1933 - Adolf Hitler breaks ground on his ambitious plans to link all major German cities with highways. This ceremony kicked off construction of the Frankfurt-am-Maine - Darmstadt/Mannheim highway.

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80 years later, Obama uses the same method to get America into the 21st century.

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FROM THE PEOPLE'S GLOSSARY:

Shovel

A symbol of suffering and sacrifice for The Greater Good™. Used in hard labor therapy or in self-criticism sessions to redeem potential thought crimes. Every citizen must keep his or her shovel in good repair at all times and bring it to the railroad station if called to duty by the Commissar. The shovel is an important part of Earth Day festival, or Sacrificial Earth Shoveling Day, celebrating the death and rebirth of Great Lenin.

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One of the great things about The Peoples Shovel is that it facilitates Loading From Behind for TrojamaCare, known to the LIVs as ObamaCare.

--KOOK

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Those are some mighty heavy work gloves our man is wearing. I hope he doesn't damage his manicure.

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It's obvious that Dear Leader is truly a man of the people who has spent many years shoveling dirt. Just look at His mighty grip! I'll bet the heavy gloves are worn to prevent His calluses from damaging the shovel's handle.

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**I just noticed something strange about this image: Don't right handed people shovel using their right (dominant) hand on the END of the shovel handle, and lift with their left hand on the handle near the blade? I thought Dear Leader was a lefty??? Why is he handling the shovel like a righty? Is it because he's never actually held a shovel before?

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GLOBAL WAARMING KAUSED THE SHARKNADO!!!

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Captain Craptek wrote:It's obvious that Dear Leader is truly a man of the people who has spent many years shoveling dirt. Just look at His mighty grip! I'll bet the heavy gloves are worn to prevent His calluses from damaging the shovel's handle.

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**I just noticed something strange about this image: Don't right handed people shovel using their right (dominant) hand on the END of the shovel handle, and lift with their left hand on the handle near the blade? I thought Dear Leader was a lefty??? Why is he handling the shovel like a righty? Is it because he's never actually held a shovel before?
You want your dominant had on the neck of the shovel.

Bourgeoisie error



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Comrades, Is it me, or is the math off regarding shoveling years? I dare not question my superiors, simply a rhetorical question! Maybe this is Common Core™, Commissar Napolitano hijinx?
FORWARD

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Red Walrus wrote:Comrades, Is it me, or is the math off regarding shoveling years? I dare not question my superiors, simply a rhetorical question! Maybe this is Common Core™, Commissar Napolitano hijinx?
You are correct! The bourgeois saboteurs seem to have used nanotechnology to insert a tiny robotic gremlin in our people's calculator. Now that the problem has been exposed, the gremlin has been caught and executed with the Shovel of Revolutionary Justice. The bunker has been locked down and everyone inside is being interrogated with prejudice until the traitors are found and brought to justice.

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Nincompoop wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:It's obvious that Dear Leader is truly a man of the people who has spent many years shoveling dirt. Just look at His mighty grip! I'll bet the heavy gloves are worn to prevent His calluses from damaging the shovel's handle.

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**I just noticed something strange about this image: Don't right handed people shovel using their right (dominant) hand on the END of the shovel handle, and lift with their left hand on the handle near the blade? I thought Dear Leader was a lefty??? Why is he handling the shovel like a righty? Is it because he's never actually held a shovel before?
You want your dominant had on the neck of the shovel.

Bourgeoisie error


Comrade Nincompoop,

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This comrade will settle the dispute. I will ask her which hand she prefers to use on the neck of my shovel. Personally, I have no preference.

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If Dear Leader Obama doesn't look right manning personing a shovel it's because he belongs behind a mop, mopping up the mess that Bush made.

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Now, which one is the entrenched tool? Just askin.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Is it because he's never actually held a shovel before?
BUT OF COURSE DEAREST OF DEAR LEADERS HAS NEVER HANDLED A SHOVEL BEFORE. He is like Bambi -- a little prince among Princes who has never and will never be lowering himself to shoveling duties! BO pays people to do his shoveling.... and hiding... and whatnots. Gloves for keep hands and reputations, clean, are they not??!


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For some reason, when I first saw the picture of his highness with gloves on, I remembered back to my days laboring to support the collective.

When leather gloves are new, the seams inside where the gloves are sewed together- will chew right through healthy skin.

So I went looking to see if those gloves with orange cuffs were leather gloves.

Yes indeed they are-


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So even if fearless leader did nothing but one shovel-full, you can be sure his sissy-ass hands hurt just from the seams.

Oh, and while I was snooping around looking for stuff about the Obamination shoveling, I came across this-


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Do you see the look of determination - or is it concentration - on Dear Leader's face? Notice the rather "limp" right wrist, the "pointing" index finger of His left hand. I still say he's a man who's never used a shovel except in the rhetorical sense - as an implement to move BS. And interestingly, BS is lighter than dirt. BS floats. (which, incidentally, may be the reason why he's said to possess the power of walking on water) A picture is worth 1000 words.



 
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