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The Rampant Racists of Tinsel Town

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It's official, movie fans: all of the cinema celebrities, heretofore the paragons of Progressive thought, are actually a sinister conspiracy of racists.

For the SECOND year in a row, not a single actress actor performer of color was nominated for ANY of the top slots in the Oscars. This can obviously be due to ONLY one thing: RACISM!

Of the some 2,900 films released in 2015, only eight were nominated. And not one of those eight were primarily about Black topics or starred black actors in the lead. This means that some TWO THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY-TWO films were denied nomination. And the ONLY cause a film can be denied nomination is RACISM!

There are over 7,000 members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Twenty performers were nominated, total, for best actor or actress, or supporting actor or actress. Not ONE of them is an actor or actress of color. That means that THOUSANDS of actors and actresses DID NOT RECEIVE A NOMINATION for these awards. And the only reason an actor or actress can be denied a nomination is RACISM!

The only possible way to remedy this situation is to mandate that at least one out of every three nominations goes to a person of color, and that at least one award in each category go to one of the nominees of color.

This mandated win will affirm that black actors, actresses, and film makers will know that their peers truly respect their talent on the basis solely of their race, as that is the important thing.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Captain Craptek and the Showtrial of the Future? Will we have rocket ships and ray guns? Can I be the spunky sidekick Lester, the Boy Genius who builds all kind of cool prototype gizmos for Cap'n Craptek, Scourge of the Spaceways?

Comrade Betinov! My dear friend - how are things in your world jar lately? All's going well I trust? And, incidentally, that's a wonderful summary of the latest Tinsel Town buffoonery you just posted above. Superb.

BTW: I understand you have an urge to help the ol'Captain at his little event tomorrow if, say, he were to promise you a new ray gun and your own rocket ship. Just a passing thought.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:This mandated win will affirm that black actors, actresses, and film makers will know that their peers truly respect their talent on the basis solely of their race, as that is the important thing.
Wouldn't it be easier to issue all black actors an Oscar upon filling out their union card?

Lets do to the Oscars what Obama to the Nobel Prize!

BTW…are pilots of commercial airliners chosen based upon the color of a person's skin?

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Everyone should get an Oscar, every single performer and behind-the-camera tech person on all of the 2,982 films should get one. Why? Because EVERYONE IS A WINNER! To think otherwise is elitist, reactionary, and above all, racist.

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Comrade Betinov,

Mi hermano en la revolución, I apologize my comrade but I believe you are incorrect in blaming the actors and actresses, who truly believe in a socialist government. I think these nominations have been hijacked by the wealthy Zionist, I see their tiny, filthy fingerprints all over this!

Comrades Ben, Sean, Matt and Leonardo are like the disciplines of Che', just look how Sean laughed at the governments when he met with El Chapo!

I see the Rethuglikkkans and Zionist denying the oppressed their chance of glory, and there's no doubt that the Great Imperialist Trump is using the money he's made from the oppressed workers to discredit our comrades and promulgate segregation and oppression of our black comrades-in-arms.

Comandante Cero

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BTW…are pilots of commercial airliners chosen based upon the color of a person's skin?

In a just world, airline pilots would be selected first by political affiliation, second by race within that affiliation, and third by gender. Actual flight training is optional.

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I heard there's a squirrel who touts himself as a flight instructor, perhaps this should be entered at his upcoming show trial as evidence of his racism?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I heard there's a squirrel who touts himself as a flight instructor, perhaps this should be entered at his [highlight=#ffff00]upcoming[/highlight] show trial as evidence of his racism?

Upcoming? Ongoing or over would be more accurate. I'm surprised you and Putout made so little use of your defense and prosecution authority today. I assume you were <AHEM> busy elsewhere. I'm sure you'll show up in the front row tomorrow morning for the sentencing phase. But who cares that I'm innocent? INNOCENT I SAY! INN-O-CENT! I demand a recount!

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Good Captain, you should know that my Sundays are generally spent in church political lectures by the Zampolit.

Monday morning, I'll be happy to fix your wagon, but for now, "to each according to his needs..."

Have a pleasant evening, and tomorrow, your lucky number

Is UP.

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Comrades,

like you all

I too am shocked at this blatant racism
no doubt cause by some form of a micro-aggression.

But there is some good news,
to show the just and moral cause of people with preferred pigmentation
they may change the name of the Oscar to something that is
reflective of this great cause

the "Buckwheat"

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