Comrades, what better way to hammer home our glorious world of Next Tuesday than with the help of true Communist soldiers. Dear Leader is much smarter than the Rethuglikans give him credit for.

As part of a deal signed last week in Washington DC between the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry and FEMA, Russian officials will provide “security at mass events” in the United States, a scenario that won't sit well with Americans wary of foreign assets operating on US soil.

According to a press release by the Ministry of the Russian Federation for Civil Defense and Emergencies, US and Russian officials met on June 25 at the 17th Joint U.S.-Russia Cooperation Committee on Emergency Situations.

In addition to agreeing with FEMA to “exchange experts during joint rescue operations in major disasters,” the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry will also be providing “security at mass events” in the United States.

This suggests that events designated as “National Special Security Events” by the Department of Homeland Security, which include the Super Bowl, international summits such as the G8 and presidential inaugurations, will now rely partly on Russian authorities to provide security.

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Considering what the CDC wants to do to the NFL, who would go to the Stuporbowl anymore? But the "National Special Security Event" the politburo has in mind is the next Hurricane Sandy or Terrible Tornado, after which They will impose Marshall Law UNINVITED. Then again it might not be a bad thing if the right places get hit, and this bunch of Studskis draw the attention of adolescent females away from the damned spoiled rotten pop stars and hi-hop jungloids. And there would be something in this for our Proletariat. Just wear sandwich sign that states, "Will Work for Stoli." Then we can all enjoy Atomic Beets; Da?

Firstly, unfortunately for world communism, Russian soldiers are no longer inspired by the ideas of Marx and Lenin. In fact, many in the younger generation of Russians will have a hard time formulating who those two bearded muzhiks are.

Secondly, links and opinions from InfoWars or any other Alex Jones' sites can only be good to discredit any reputable site, including this Party Organ. This is not to say that Alex Jones should not be given the Hero of Socialist Labor medal award for all the conspiracy theories he and his minions have concocted over the years. Their "stories" and "documentaries" have very effectively tarnished the image of America and its promise of freedom in the eyes of the world. Without knowing the American political landscape, most news consumers in other countries can't tell the truth from Jones' fiction and will never bother to check.

Curiously enough, Alex Jones is frequently featured on Russian state-run TV channels, being presented as a mainstream American journalist. What the Russian audiences get out of his commentary is very different from what Americans are getting.

In the end, his message is not very different from that which the Soviets were hearing from their government in the days of the Cold War: the United States is a dark, dangerous place, where citizens have no rights and are suffering under the oppression of an international cabal of bankers (and when conspiracists say "bankers" in this context, they mean "Jewish bankers.")

Jones is smart enough to realize this. And yet he continues to play this game to the delight of all America's enemies around the world. They don't need to invent any lies in order to prove that America is an evil country with phony liberties, Alex Jones does all that hard work for them.

I imagine he makes a lot of Islamists happy with his theory that Bush blew up the World Trade Center in order to blame the Muslims and start his imperialist war for oil.

And thirdly, under the circumstances, having Russian troops police “National Special Security Events” may be just the compromise that will save lives.

Bear with me, comrades. After the U.S. government, like all other Western governments, have castrated its own law enforcement with political correctness and multiculturalism, ensuring security became impossible without screams about profiling and discrimination from those who would want that security breached.

Russians, on the other hand, are not hamstrung by such notions as political correctness and multiculturalism; they will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

One of the most absurd "progressive" contradictions today is that the progs want to be nice to everybody and yet they also want to live. Hiring Russian security will help them to save lives and also to save face.

An alternative to this would be to get rid of progressivism and its policies, but progs will never do that.

I hope they bring their own ammunition cause it's hard to buy any these days.

Me, I've always like their striped undershirts.

And I'd love me an actual Russian-made AK-74!

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Red Square wrote:
Secondly, links and opinions from InfoWars or any other Alex Jones' sites can only be good to discredit any reputable site, including this Party Organ. This is not to say that Alex Jones should not be given the Hero of Socialist Labor medal award for all the conspiracy theories he and his minions have concocted over the years. Their "stories" and "documentaries" have very effectively tarnished the image of America and its promise of freedom in the eyes of the world. Without knowing the American political landscape, most news consumers in other countries can't tell the truth from Jones' fiction and will never bother to check.

Curiously enough, Alex Jones is frequently featured on Russian state-run TV channels, being presented as a mainstream American journalist. What the Russian audiences get out of his commentary is very different from what Americans are getting.


I imagine he makes a lot of Islamists happy with his theory that Bush blew up the World Trade Center in order to blame the Muslims and start his imperialist war for oil.

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I love Alex Jones because he's funnier then Leno and Monty Python combined. And I love trying to figure out, is he really this crazy? Or is he just really a great showman?

But I guess I have to admit that it's not really a good thing for other people to promote him as mainstream.I'm sure you're right about the Muslims, anyway, because he is an apologist for the jihadis, saying the government is using a "divide and conquer" strategy to get us to hate them and them to hate us.

Red Square wrote:Their "stories" and "documentaries" have very effectively tarnished the image of America and its promise of freedom in the eyes of the world. Without knowing the American political landscape, most news consumers in other countries can't tell the truth from Jones' fiction and will never bother to check.

Curiously enough, Alex Jones is frequently featured on Russian state-run TV channels, being presented as a mainstream American journalist. What the Russian audiences get out of his commentary is very different from what Americans are getting.

In the end, his message is not very different from that which the Soviets were hearing from their government in the days of the Cold War: the United States is a dark, dangerous place, where citizens have no rights and are suffering under the oppression of an international cabal of bankers (and when conspiracists say "bankers" in this context, they mean "Jewish bankers.")

Interesting insight. When you can't separate the crap from the truth, it's all crap. Not every enemy of your enemy is your friend.

The information age and the dis-information age grow concurrently and in proportion to one another, side by side - ipso facto, the net result = 0.

All it takes for evil to succeed is for a few good men to do nothing... at which point, and for doing nothing, they receive a sizable welfare check from the state and discover that evil is not as bad as everyone suggested and all lived happily ever after.