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The Unsinkable Obamatanic - A Modern Marvel

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Comrades,

We have made glorious progress on our journey to installing our glorious system in the formerly capitalistic country of greed and selfish individualism, the USSA.

So far, we have taken baseball bats to the windows of the medical and medical insurance industry. That, of course, after spreading the wealth with the biggest stimulus package ever created on the face of the Goracle's precious planet.

And now, with the passage of the financial reform bill (give a big hand to Scott Brown, the newest RINO to lend a helping hand) the power to nationalize banks and peruse the records of private individual's bank accounts is now in the hands of Captain Castrobama and his magnificent ship, the Unsinkable Obamatanic. On the turn of a dime, he can take over a big, bank, a middle size bank, or your local community bank, if he wishes.

Next, will be the passage of Cap and Trade, overseeing the evil oil companies and other energy producers.

See where we're going? Yes, we are following the blueprint of Dear Leader's mentors, Lenin and especially, Fidel, the wonder of the Caribbean. Following Fidel's playbook, first in order of duty is to nationalize the banks and the oil companies, and, of course, large tracts of land. And, of course, like Fidel's Cuba, thanks to the passage of the health care bill, we are well on our way to nationalized health care (don't worry, the public option is right around the corner).

And don't forget Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae's usefulness in nationalizing property, because when you are paying your mortgage to the government, you don't really own your home, the government does (as it should be).

There's more, but, bursting with pride, I just had to put together all of Dear Leader's accomplishments, so far. Viva Lenin! Viva Fidel! Viva Ché! And last, but not least Viva Captain Castrobama!

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At last true trickle down in action. Obama has given the keys to the National Treasury to his cronies. Any day now I expect they'll start passing the loot down the line to the needy and downtrodden. Every day I stand outside my home with a bushel basket waiting for the Obama express to drive by throwing handfuls of cash hither and yon.

I wanna get my fair share so I never have to work again. All my bills will be paid and I can spend my time blogging on the Cube, secure in the knowledge that my health care needs are paid for.

Comrades, it's good to be trickled on by Obama.

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I am still of much tingling and quaking from Obamao's most big stimulus package. If I to keep reading of all other glorious achievment I think I will be of exploding.

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That is such a glorious photo of dear Leader, the Captain of our Progressive Ship™ that it brings a tear to eye. It is so exciting to see dear Leader accomplishing so much of his goal, would it not be grand if Stalin was around to see. Or better yet, if Khrushchev could see his vision come to fruition!

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Hmmmm, just got my copy of the Farmer's Almanac. It's predicting a cold Winter starting in November with increased risk of large icebergs littering the political landscape.

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Comrade Leninka!

In honor of your glorious topic, today I am coining a new word to describe your genius.
It's the combination of two very socialist words; proactive and progressive. The change is simple, just take the "g" from "progressive" and insert it into "proactive".
Your topic is PROGACTIVE!

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Excellent new People's word, Comrade Laika! We are all Progactive at the Cube.

Thank you Comrades Fraulein and Whoopie for your compliments, too. I am not at all surprised that Mrs Al Czarweary was the most stimulated of all by the stimulus package.

Comrade Whoopie,

Why on earth would you be concerned about icebergs? The Obamatanic is unsinkable, don't you know? And those peoples at the Almanac need a refresher course viewing of the Goracles Unconvenient Oracle Film.

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Progactive indeed! But shouldn't those evil climate killing smoke stacks be replaced with solar panels, wind mills or beet fueled serfs on treadmills?

Progactive minds need to know!

Nonetheless, I held a party in celebration of this new vessel!



Look closely and all Peoples Cube karakters are represented!

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Thanks for that video Buffoon, it reminds me of necroproxy voters marching to the polls to cast their multiple votes for Obama.

Leninka, of course the Obama ship of State is unsinkable. I don't know why talk of icebergs raised my concerns, silly farmers and their silly almanac.

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Thank you, Comrade Buffoon,

I especially liked the young man with the glowing buttons on his fly. But, please, all the credit goes to Dear Leader. If it weren't for Dear Leader, where would we be?

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Comrade Leninka,

Like a professional pooper scooper, Comrade Barrack picks up where Comrade Fidel leaves off!

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Leninka wrote:Thank you, Comrade Buffoon,

I especially liked the young man with the glowing buttons on his fly. But, please, all the credit goes to Dear Leader. If it weren't for Dear Leader, where would we be?

Where would we be? Why we'd still be suffering under the yoke of filthy capitalism!

ImageThank G-D Obama we're finally free!

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Yes, and I'm not going to miss those days of enterprising pooper scooper capitalism one bit. Who needs a self-employed pooper scooper(Tootsie Roll Patrol - We pick up where your dog leaves off) when you can have your poop scooped for free by the state?

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Hey, that's a good point Checkpoint Chuck. Now that we're being steered to paper bags over plastic, how will folks clean up after Fido? We need a government solution!

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Thanks to the wonders of the Cuban Healthcare System, Obama is the biracial offspring of a same sex union between the white Cuban, Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, and his mestizo boy-toy, Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías (they begat Barack while Hugo was only 6 years old, another first in Socialism, and in man-boy love).

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Only in Scientific Socialism can same sex couples bear children.

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Jibaro, I'm shocked. I would've thought it was a union between Frank Marshall Davis and Pee Wee Herman.

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Comrades,

Comrade Jibaro, you have given me more than my allowed ration of laughter for the day. Now, I've got to find a way to spread the laughter with others in the gulag, lest I take more than my fair share. And, Comrade Whoopie, here you come along and add to that ration. How dare you! You have increased my laughter quota burden by even more. The vision of Pee Wee Herman in a pair of stilettos crept into my imagination (brought on, as well, by that photo Mr. Davis took of some silly slut of a woman years ago).

Do you recall when Dear Leader lovingly spoke these words? "Cuba, Iran, Venezuela, these are tiny countries, they are no threat to us."

Well, since Jibaro pointed out who fathered and mothered Dear Leader, I realized, there is something missing here, what is it? Why, of course, everyone must have a crazy uncle, and that would be Dearest Uncle Aquavelvajad, because although he is not completely implementing our glorious system (except a state run oil company), and I don't know what else, these three Dear Leaders all have something in common--they hate Amerika with a passion and a vengeance that few have ever matched, and that is why Dear Leader is surely their son, as he too, hates Amerika as much as he loves our glorious system.

Of course, Dear Leader surely has many relatives, but I would venture to say, these three are the nearest and dearest to his heart.


 
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