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This Time It Is Personal!

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This time it is personal!!! Comrades, Bush and his evil Haliburton cabal is taking a last shot at destroying the New Orleans Collective with a hurricane created using the Haliburton Offensive Laser Yielding Cyclonic Reproduction And Piloting (HOLYCRAP) method. We all remember the last time the VRWC brutally attacked the peace loving socialist nirvana that is New Orleans, but comrades, this time, your very own Marshal Pupovich is on duty to fend off this attack to the best of my ability.

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Comrades, you can see the battle I am engaged in. I am pleased to say that I believe that with my diligence and the sacrifices of thousands of proles and spare necro voters for storm surge protection, I believe I have succeeded in preventing the Bush hurricane from hitting New Orleans directly. I am pleased to report that we have already captured over 150 special forces personnel sent to New Orleans and the surrounding area to blow up levees.

However, I am still currently preparing for an assault on the Peoples State of Louisiana of a storm packing up to 150 mps winds that as of right now appears that the eye will pass about 50 or 60 miles to the west of my dacha. However, being that the northeast quadrant of the storm is the strongest, as of now my scientists are predicting that I could be buffeted with winds up to 80 mph or more. and lots of rain.

In response, I have already authorized the following measures:

1. Looting of all capitalist enterprises, both small and larges, has been authorized. High end sports wear, jewelry, luxury and performance auto dealerships,and businesses that sell or serve alcoholic beverages are especially encouraged.
2. Demands for reparations, subsidies, and tax breaks have been instituted.
3. Demands for investigations in the Congress on why #2 has been delayed.
4. Bill of impeachment of Bush drawn up to update latest crimes against humanity.
5. Indictment sought in Court of World Justice in the Hague.

Comrades, this attack has been sped up since the last time I checked. It appears now that we can expect Bush to send his hurricane ashore from Monday afternoon to evening. I expect to lose my communication lines to my comrades here from any point from Monday morning on out. I may move my headquarters to my brother-in-laws dacha. His headquarters is but a few miles further, but he does have the blessed generator. However, regardless, he has no internet, and I do not expect power here to last past Monday evening.

What can you do to help fight off this further attack of the Bush Hurricane Machines?

Plenty comrades! Plenty! First off comrades. we here on the front lines will need supplies to carry on the fight. Vodka, fine cigars, generators will all be in short supply. Cash comrades! Subsidies! We need cash! Send now, send often!

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Bush better understand that he becomes the Mayor of NO whenever a hurricane hits. He better get his ass down there and do some Mayoring.

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Be brave and true in your battle, Mighty Warrior! Stay ever vigilant for flying debris and batten down the hatches.

Hey, I just realized something...Bush's hurricane has been named "Gustav," right? That is a "G" name, so why wasn't it named "George"? I smell a FEMA cover-up (Again!).

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And we all know who runs FEMA, don't we? Hmm? We know (wink-wink) who is running FEMA. Oh yes... we know.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote: I expect to lose my communication lines to my comrades here from any point from Monday morning on out. I may move my headquarters to my brother-in-laws dacha. His headquarters is but a few miles further, but he does have the blessed generator. However, regardless, he has no internet, and I do not expect power here to last past Monday evening.

(1) I do believe your "blessed" generator (blessed by whom, dare I ask?) requires dependence on oil to operate properly. Aren't you at all alarmed about your carbon footprint, Marshal? Are you not in the least traumatized by the prospect of what that generator could do to poor Mother Earth, who's already under enough stress from the failed policies of the Bush Administration?

(2) Your brother-in-law has no internet connection? Who is he, John McCain? Would this dacha you're fleeing to be one of the seven homes he can't remember owning?

Should you survive this latest Scourge of Bush, Marshal, I shall have no choice but to open an immediate investigation into your wanton contribution to the destruction of the environment, AND your inappropriate, questionable relationship with someone who is clearly not on the cutting edge of modern technology like the Obamessiah.

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Be safe, Pup. Pinkie worries.

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Pupovich!

Beware of Mayor Ray Nagin's imposter!
The evil "Noggin Negghead"


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He's already giving news conferences and saying crazy things like "If you stay this time, you are on your own"

Only an evil white Republican would utter something insane as "you are on your own".
That is the dirty work of Noggin Negghead!
Next he'll be giving news conferences about "personal responsibility"

The HORROR!

Where have they taken the Mayor? Has he been kidnapped by Cossacks?


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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote: Hey, I just realized something...Bush's hurricane has been named "Gustav," right? That is a "G" name, so why wasn't it named "George"? I smell a FEMA cover-up (Again!).

Yes, and "Gustav" is followed by "Hannah", an obvious attempt to fool people into thinking, "They surely wanted to call it Hussein, but didn't know how to spell it."

I just hope the progressives of New Orleans can be led more successfully than the rubes of Iowa during thier missed opportunity.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
(1) I do believe your "blessed" generator (blessed by whom, dare I ask?) requires dependence on oil to operate properly. Aren't you at all alarmed about your carbon footprint, Marshal? Are you not in the least traumatized by the prospect of what that generator could do to poor Mother Earth, who's already under enough stress from the failed policies of the Bush Administration?

(2) Your brother-in-law has no internet connection? Who is he, John McCain? Would this dacha you're fleeing to be one of the seven homes he can't remember owning? .

As you know, there are scientific and philosophic views on the questions above, but I am afraid they are above my pay grade to answer.

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Comrade Pupovich!
This humble servant of the collective has spent the morning researching your challenges on the great Progressive Oracle of the people, run by the benevolent and all knowing Soros-Borg Central Commitee, and I can assure you that your salvation is at hand!

From the greatest Oracle of them all, the Lord Koz I quote the quote handed down to us from on high this very Sunday Morning:

ST. PAUL, Minn. - Likely GOP presidential nominee John McCain and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, are traveling to Mississippi on Sunday to check on people getting prepared for Hurricane Gustav. [...]

The mere thought of the Palinazi in an emergency responders "costume" sent a tingle of fright up all four of my legs... and my tail. But wait, Comrades, there's more!!! The Great and Powerful Koz has provided us with photographic PROOF that you will be saved!!!

Here is a hoofnail of the two devils inbound to your location at this very moment from the Lord Koz'es portal of truth:


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Comrades, I urge you to navigate your pedal powered solar komputer machines to the Lord Koz and study this image of the Palinazi very closely. Leave your solar panels on late into the night so that you may have more time to closely inspect the emergency responders special tactical response gear so that you may devise an effective antidote countermeasure.

The conclusions are self evident here! Even a Repugnican KKKonservative could figure this one out...

Once the powerful legions of the Soros-Borg and Lord Messiah's Obot-Fighters learn of this evil treachery planned by the evil twins, they will launch a devastating counter offensive, and supplies will be plentiful. You will want for not, and order will be restored.

And worry not, Commissarka Pinkie, the armies of the BorgObots are powered by the great CLNE transmogrifying Pelosi-Boone wind generation inference engine, that will eat the energy of the evil Bushtav vortex and turn it into clean, reliable, low cost alternative elektricity.

Be strong Marshall Pupovich! May your ordeal caused by the Master Criminal, Bu$Hitler, be minor.

May the Obamessiah travel to your dacha, stretch out His arms and command the storm to divert to Crawford, Texas. That'll show the Bu$Hitler conspiracy who's Boss!

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Fear not, Pupovich, for the Obamessiah will deliver you from all strife that ensues from this Scourge of Bush.

Or at least he'll call upon his disciples to do so:

Obama Asks His Donors to Help Storm Victims

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama said Sunday he will tap his huge political network of donors and volunteers to help U.S. victims of Hurricane Gustav after it comes inland.

"I think we can get tons of volunteers to travel down there, if it becomes necessary," Obama told reporters after attending St. Luke's Lutheran Church in Lima, Ohio.

"I think we can activate an e-mail list of a couple of million people who want to give back," he said. (Pinkie: Remember when you signed up to be notified of his VP pick at 3 am?) Donations could include cash, goods and individual labor, he said.

Obama said he first would ask officials in the affected areas what is most needed, which may not be known for a few days. (Pinkie: According to the ad at the top of the Mother Page, MoveOn.org has a million free Obama buttons to give out this week.)

"We don't want to solicit a bunch of canned goods that can't get there, or, you know, bottles of water where they already have water," he said. (Pinkie: Oh, this has "disorganized fiasco and potential for fraud" written all over it. But the important thing is the Obamessiah will have shown how much more he cares than Bush.)
Yes, Comrades, it has begun already. Just as the Sacred Feminine Michelle Magdalene foretold, we will be asked to shed our cynicism and divisions, and move out of our comfort zones into less comfortable zones, where He will make us work, that we might give back to the storm victims whatever it is we took from them.

Because we already know the current government under Bush will do nothing.

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What can you do to help fight off this further attack of the Bush Hurricane Machines?

Plenty comrades! Plenty! First off comrades. we here on the front lines will need supplies to carry on the fight. Vodka, fine cigars, generators will all be in short supply. Cash comrades! Subsidies! We need cash! Send now, send often!

Excuse me? Are you suggesting that we, as individuals, should lift a finger to provide you with any form of aid? Isn't that the government's job, comrade?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Marshal Pupovich wrote: I expect to lose my communication lines to my comrades here from any point from Monday morning on out. I may move my headquarters to my brother-in-laws dacha. His headquarters is but a few miles further, but he does have the blessed generator. However, regardless, he has no internet, and I do not expect power here to last past Monday evening.

(1) I do believe your "blessed" generator (blessed by whom, dare I ask?) requires dependence on oil to operate properly. Aren't you at all alarmed about your carbon footprint, Marshal? Are you not in the least traumatized by the prospect of what that generator could do to poor Mother Earth, who's already under enough stress from the failed policies of the Bush Administration?

(2) Your brother-in-law has no internet connection? Who is he, John McCain? Would this dacha you're fleeing to be one of the seven homes he can't remember owning?

Should you survive this latest Scourge of Bush, Marshal, I shall have no choice but to open an immediate investigation into your wanton contribution to the destruction of the environment, AND your inappropriate, questionable relationship with someone who is clearly not on the cutting edge of modern technology like the Obamessiah.

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Be safe, Pup. Pinkie worries.

Marshall...stock up on carbon credits; also, perhaps you could contact Comrade AlGore re: internet connections. He invented it, after all.

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Good sircomrade Pupovich,
I'll be happy to lend you a hand in all aspects of the following days to come, just say the word and I'll fly in my Party approved plane (I know a guy actually) and help block the hurricane, I'll rebuild the levees, I'll do what ever it takes to see the Bushitler-made hurricane mitigated and the welfare checks ran up the creek!

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Thank you Commisarka Pinkie for spreading the word!! Just as I foretold, a progressive army of Soros-Borg and Obot clone warriors are indeed inbound at this very moment, rushing to Comrade Pupovich's aid in his time of need. This is a glorious day and we should all be proud. I will organize a celebration in my collective to celebrate thier triumphant victory over the evil duo who's water bottle weapons will be surely vaporized by the volumes of hot air expelled by the armies of the Lord Messiah.

Comrade Pupovich, you can survive on a the torrent of words that is coming... can't you? They will be tasty, delicious words that stick to the roof of your mouth.

The Oracles of CNN can see clouds coming. The clash of the titans is imminent, I say again imminent! Dare I leave the solar panels on all night, so that I can be a witness to this historical moment? OMG! Stay tuned!!!

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Comrades! The rain just started about thirty minutes ago, with a torando warning. The hurricane is not surpposed to hit till tomorrow. BTW, as if there was not enough for me to battle.... The Bush himself is coming down here to oversee his evil!!!

I thank my comrades for their kind words and offers (cash would be nice...),

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Comrades, it is that time! I am officially going to an undisclosed location for the remainder of this battle. Power is starting to brown out and so I will be going off line. I will tell you how serious this is! The Wal Che Martshut down yesterday at 10 AM!!! How am I supposed to purchase authentic Hummels for the Chairman? How am I to do my part in supporting the Peoples Republic of China?

Keep the fight going comrades till I come out victorious against this Bush attack!

I shall now sign off using the the words of the Uber Liberal Dan Rather..... Courage....or is that Faith? No, no, it must be Hope!

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Until the storm has passed, we shall await your return.Image

Marshall Pupovich, we await the news of your battle with the maniacal storm designed by the Master Criminal, Bu$Hitler!!

We are ready to send you anything you may need, including a new toaster.

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I'm surprised the Marshal hasn't returned yet. How long before his parking space is up for grabs?

Has he gone into the "Twilight Zone" with Premier Betty? Did Marshall Pupovich get caught in a tornado and get sent to Bu$Hitler's Gulag in Gitmo??

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Marshall, please assure us you are well and safe.

(Not that I personally care, mind you, but it's good for the morale of the collective.)

The People's Republic of Catnip is airlifting survival supplies, including a generator that might start if you have a knack with engines, some vodka and a case of fine cigars from my own collection. Watch out for the cigars, however...I cannot vouch for what is in them, but I have had strange visions of late after puffing on one...

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...Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location in storm-ravaged Louisiana, Marshal Pupovich lights a cigar, which promptly explodes in his face. Reeling backwards, he trips over the up-to-this-point silent generator, which thunders to life with a huge belch of black smoke and several backfires. After a moment, the cd player hard-wired into the generator's breaker panel cranks up. A Sino-feline voice hisses "Welcome to Hell!" And then "Afternoon Delight" begins blaring from the speakers. And. He. Can't. Turn. It. Off!

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Arghhh! "Afternoon Delight!" Jesus. Make it stop! Make it stop! Next will have Roger Williams playing Chopin's "Minute Waltz" in 4, not 3 like all waltzes. Or Tomita playing Chopin on the synthesizer. Or Apollo 1000 or whatever playing "Jesu." Again, in 4 instead of 9.

Then we'll have <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Palillo">Ron Palillo</a> (Horshack) reciting Shakespeare. I promise I've heard that.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Fear not, Pupovich, for the Obamessiah will deliver you from all strife that ensues from this Scourge of Bush.

Or at least he'll call upon his disciples to do so:

Obama Asks His Donors to Help Storm Victims

Commissaerka! Comrades! Marshal Pupovich is back in his headquarters, and due to the heroic efforts of the Peoples Power Company and the Collective Cable Company, I am now both powered up and in full contact with the Party after the ordeal I have faced in the battle against the Buah hurricane machine with both Gustav and to a leeser extent, Ike.

I may be a bit slow coming up to speed, recovering as I am from the debris the enemies of the People trhew at me, everything from empty caviar containers to my favorite Beet Vodka, but your Marshal is recovering, and will soon be up to speed and uncovering ThoughtCrime™ whereever it raises it's ugly head.

However, I must point out that I have yet to see any of the subsidies promised by the Obama above! Not even so much as a campaign button delivery! Would the Empress have left us so wanting? I think not!




 
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