Komяadэs, we all know how Staliи kept the Pяogяэssivэ Movэmэиt alive and well in Motнэя Яussia, he sent all the Russian Republican Voters to Siberia to build the Яailяoad to Иowhэяэ™.

In view of the current crisis, where we saw how all those Reactionary Republican Voters in Wisconsin voted against our Undocumented Workers, Nэcrovotэяs™, and Multiple Personality Voters and drove a stake through the heart of the Publik Woяkэяs Movэmэиt™, the Paяty Dэaя Lэadэя must round up all those Reactionary Republican Voters all across America and send them to Alaska to build the high speed Яailяoad to Иowhэяэ™, otherwise the Gloяious Woяld of Иэxt Tuэsday™ come next November is in jeopardy.

This is an EMERGENCY. I want this to be the last time I see wailing and weeping at MSИBC. The espectacle for the past 48 hours has been painful, and heart breaking.

Yes.

WHERE IS THE RAILROAD CZAR WHEN WE NEED HIM/HER???

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Yes.

WHERE IS THE RAILROAD CZAR WHEN WE NEED HIM/HER???

Or IT. We must at least appear inclusive, until after the re-election. Thereafter it will no longer matter.

I love that song!!

Or hem. Let's do what our comrades in People's Socialist Republic of Sweden have already done, being farther down in the progressive road. Let's coin new gender neutral pronouns. Then teach technical and military sciences to girls, and baby rearing to boys. What is less discriminatory than that? Then invite in a horde of progressive barbarians to enrich our culture. What is more enriching than clitorectomy?

dedhedvedev wrote:

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Yes.

WHERE IS THE RAILROAD CZAR WHEN WE NEED HIM/HER???

Or IT. We must at least appear inclusive, until after the re-election. Thereafter it will no longer matter.

The photo makes it plain that Commissar Mmm Mmm Mmm has already started building the infrastructure of the Bullet Train Of The Future! He must be encouraged to expand this rail network nationally, even if the cost is $20Billion $80Billion $560Billion because Price Is No Object™ when one is building The RailRoad To Next Tuesday.

Speaking of that, what is to be the name of this new rail system? ORAIL? OTRAK? GOBAMA?

We can build it along the US Mexican border!

There are no other construction plans in place...and it can be used to brainwash Americans into giving up their right to bear arms.

Comrades, Yes, it is true! Dear Leader's vision has produced yet another glorious success. We have been moving ahead with his wishes to have his 'Railroad for the People' finished in time for his victory lap after the election. The route has been determined to mirror the direction Dear Leader has taken the country. It mostly goes down hill to 'Nowhere'. All comrades are ordered encouraged to ride the rails in honor of Dear Leader's impending re-election. After all, whose knows more about railroading people than Dear Leader? below- Our comrades toil for the greater good!(from my personal collection)

Kamerad Yuri -

The proles in your heroic photo do not appear to have sufficient excitement for their roles as True Members Of The World Of Next Tuesday™ . In fact, their distressing lack of excitement is extremely distressing to almost every member of our beet collective.

(And You Know what that means for them - and Their Families...)

I nominate this great 1% College Student, she has shown an interest in Trains.

The glory of The Party is, we'd turn this "nowhere" into a somewhere overnight. A great place to work if you were to ask me.

New Paradigm wrote:We can build it along the US Mexican border!

There are no other construction plans in place...and it can be used to brainwash Americans into giving up their right to bear arms.

Better yet, start the rail line in Mexico !
Then, with a quick signature from the administration, authorize it to travel to major population centers within Aztlan ..... El Norte.......... The U.S.
Mexican Nationals would ride free of charge to hasten the broadening of Dear Leader's voting base.