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Brown University to allow students to ‘self-identify' as persons of color

Students may self identify gender, sexual preference, pronouns to be addressed by, and now, finally minority status. While this seems revolutionary, it's been done.

The People's Cube fact generators finders have identified the earliest progressive to self identify, one seafarer known only as Popeye who as early as 1929 identified as a gender neutral asexual starchy tuberous vegetable by stating "I yam what I yam..."

Comrades, next Tuesday. It's almost here.

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Ivan - perhaps this is why Sean is so mad?!
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(my inner komrade going supra-revolutionary) When - truly, can't wait for it! - will the Dumbest Generation, now clogging alma mater auditoria and posing as academics-to-be, start to (honestly) self-identify as, say, rocket scientists, doctors, engineers, techies (info- and agro-tech included), artificers, builders, or - if you like - mathematicians. Etc...

... and back to reality: Amerikkka's know-nothing crème de la crème - special little snowflakes, in mental blackface, imagined Sioux warbonnet on top, genderwise totally FUBAR, dreaming to soon become Lenin-log-carriers.


P.S. Ah, where is Supreme Komrade Marx and his All-Splainin' Dialectics Apparatus - to kreatively dekonstrukt/rekonstrukt the thunderously guffawing Gordian Knot of Contradictions in Touchy-Feely Acts of Self-Identification versus Glorious Verbots of Cultural Appropriation.

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In fact, Popeye has a long record as a gender-bending Social Justice Warrior.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Popeye_Obama.jpg[/img]

But mistakes have been made, too. A few years ago, dyslexic Muslim protesters mistook him for the Pope they rightfully wanted to slay for implying that Islam may be violent.

[img]/images/Popeye_Effigy_Dyslexic_Muslims.jpg[/img]

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:(my inner komrade going supra-revolutionary) [highlight=#ffff00]When - truly, can't wait for it! - will the Dumbest Generation, now clogging alma mater auditoria and posing as academics-to-be, start to (honestly) self-identify as, say, rocket scientists, doctors, engineers, techies (info- and agro-tech included), artificers, builders, or - if you like - mathematicians. Etc...[/highlight]

... and back to reality: Amerikkka's know-nothing crème de la crème - special little snowflakes, in mental blackface, imagined Sioux warbonnet on top, genderwise totally FUBAR, dreaming to soon become Lenin-log-carriers.


P.S. Ah, where is Supreme Komrade Marx and his All-Splainin' Dialectics Apparatus - to kreatively dekonstrukt/rekonstrukt the thunderously guffawing Gordian Knot of Contradictions in Touchy-Feely Acts of Self-Identification versus Glorious Verbots of Cultural Appropriation.

Comrades,

The "training period" is nearly complete. The waiting will soon end. Why am I so certain? The answer is revealed in the list of topics chosen by High School students entering C-SPAN's annual student video contest. C-SPAN challenged the students with this question:

"What is the most urgent issue for the new President and Congress to address in 2017?"

Grand Prize

"The Tempest-Tossed" - (in favor of allowing more refugees into US)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426780-1/tempest-tossed


First Prizes

"Invisible" - (causes of homelessness)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426779-1/invisible

"Enough is Enough" - (gouging by drug makers)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426778-1/enough-enough

"Fossil Fuels to Renewables" - (switching from fossil fuels)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426777-1/ ... renewables

"US Gun Violence - A Complicated Puzzle" - (what to do?)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426776-1/ ... ted-puzzle


Second Prizes

"Round Peg, Square Hole" - (LGBT and conversion therapy)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426657-1/ ... quare-hole

"Preserve Now for the Future" - (environmental activism)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426879-1/ ... now-future

"The Crisis and the Fear" - (Islamophobia & Syrian refugees into US)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426550-1/crisis-fear

"Sprouting in the Fields" - (child labor laws & tobacco industry)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426464-1/sprouting-fields

"Behind the Bite" - (our food and antibiotics)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426656-1/behind-bite

"Live and Let Drive" - (advocating for autonomous vehicles)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426553-1/live-let-drive

"Powerhouse of the Prairie" - (advocating for alternate energy)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426549-1/ ... se-prairie

"Incarceration Nation" - (Highest incarceration rate is in US)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426533-1/ ... ion-nation

"A Heart For Teaching" - (teacher shortage)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426885-1/heart-teaching

"Hunting for Harmony" - (religious diversity)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426552-1/hunting-harmony


I rest my case.
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Captain Craptek wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:(my inner komrade going supra-revolutionary) [highlight=#ffff00]When - truly, can't wait for it! - will the Dumbest Generation, now clogging alma mater auditoria and posing as academics-to-be, start to (honestly) self-identify as, say, rocket scientists, doctors, engineers, techies (info- and agro-tech included), artificers, builders, or - if you like - mathematicians. Etc...[/highlight]

Comrades,

The "training period" is nearly complete. The waiting will soon end. Why am I so certain? The answer is revealed in the list of topics chosen by High School students entering C-SPAN's annual student video contest. C-SPAN challenged the students with this question:

"What is the most urgent issue for the new President and Congress to address in 2017?"

Grand Prize

"The Tempest-Tossed" - (in favor of allowing more refugees into US)
https://www.c-span.org/video/?426780-1/tempest-tossed

I rest my case.
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CC,
your analysis is undeniable truth. Why am I so certain of your certainty? I watched the Grand Prize winning video. After that, there was no need to watch more. They most certainly deserved the Grand Prize.

It's also really super cool and awesome that Ava and Mia are like going to use some of their $5K Grand Prize money to go backpacking in Europe when they are older. I sure hope they start their European backpacking adventure in Sweden.


        Mystery item No. 1

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... and yet another shard from that Millennial Ship of Fools, freshly landed:
3 minutes of How American Students React to the U.S. Flag Versus the ISIS Flag.
Sure, it's edited (say, hearty reactions skipped, hateful ones highlighted). Yet still.

By Ami (huh, same guy as in Komradette Clara's Mystery No. 1!) Horowitz of PragerU.
And Ami's heritage (indicated even by his name) doesn't do him good, oy doesn't ‒ as one young intellectual-to-be let's him explicitly know...


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Our Facebook comrades have made a few good comments:

  • But could they decide they're actually attending White University?
  • I'd like to be blue on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays... and gold on the other days.
  • Can they self identify as butter cups?
  • You shall address me as "my Lord and Savior"!
  • I am Odin
  • When everyone is gender neutral, and color is self-identified, then we can finally judge everyone on the "content of their character" just like conservatives have been trying to do for decades...


 
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