Pinkie, I think I speak for everyone here when I correct you (so please hit them in reverse alphabetical order): The lovely bride of our lovely leader can by definition NOT possess an embarrasing crevice. Every nook and cranny oif her Titian-Classic body is a garden of delight. Can you imagine that glorious frame slathered down in Genuine Obama Brand Snake Oil? I think I must go lie down for a bit...I am overcome.
Not First Lady but still fashion related. Obama and his advisers are so hard at work trying to plug that damned hole, that they're even holding meetings on what should be their own leisure time. That's why they're all so casually dressed for this official White House photo that proves just how dedicated they are.
President Barack Obama meets with senior advisors regarding the ongoing response to the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in the Oval Office, Saturday, June 12, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
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Is it just me, did I spend too much time in the military, or does anyone else think it's bad manners to wear a baseball cap in the Oval Office, and in the presence of POTUS?
Well, it's a pastel baseball cap. Maybe it has an awareness slogan on front that we can't see. That gives the wearer moral ascendancy and the right to do what he damn well pleases, because if you ask him to take it off, he'll just call you a hater and smile a little Progressive smile to dismiss you from his universe.
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Considering how Obama has demeaned the whole office of POTUS, I don't even consider this offensive to the current occupant of the position. For such an offense, the POTUS would have to know the protocols of dress around the President and in the WH, which obviously he doesn't! So while he does not know he is being insulted, we others that are familiar with traditions do, and I find it extremely ironic!
The cap may have been red at one time, and faded to pink from all the time its wearer has spent out on the golf course carrying Obama's clubs. I also like the different colored folders on Obama's desk. Reminds me of when I was in grade school, and we had different colored stuff for reading and writing and arithmetic.
The folders are color coded so the participants can know what is in them without actually reading them. Kind of like the Health Care Bill, or the Stimulus Package, or Cap and Trade.
Pink Folders: Contributions/Bribe offers from Social Justice lobbyists.
Orange Folders: Current pulse of the nation as indicated by Spike Lee's press releases,
Red Folders: Contingiency Plans for nationalization of oil industry.
Blue Folders: Impact estimates on Democratic Party political fortunes.
Purple Folders: Union mandates that must not be violated in clean-up effort.
It seems the participants themselves have been color-coded as well.
Behind what seems like an informal Saturday at the White House, there must be a very strict, meaningful, and well-coordinated dress code. Starting with the color of the White House itself.
The People are a little slow so just to check, this would be appropriate attire for Pulse of the Nation ™ personnel, representatives, supporters, etc.?
The belt is back!
Look at that wild print! Matched with that belt, it almost brings to mind the wires and bars surrounding a prison camp.
From the White House Propaganda Blog:
“It's become one of my defining missions as First Lady, and that's to help the rest of our country better understand and appreciate the incredible service of you and your families, and to make sure that your voices are heard back in Washington and that your needs are met, and to make sure that we realize our vision of an America that truly supports and engages our military families. That's why I'm here,” said Mrs. Obama to a crowd of 3,500 Marines, sailors and their family members at Camp Pendleton, California.
Yes, that's why she's on a military base making a speech to military families about how much the rest of America should care more about them, and not out in the civilian sector making speeches to civilians about how they need to care about military families as much as she keeps telling the military she does.
I think she chose that dress because it makes her look like a pineapple grenade. All she needs is a giant hoop earring. But is it the dress that makes her ass look fat or her fat ass?
That belt is called "The Gluteus Maximizer".
It works every time she wears it.
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Is it me or is there some kind of kinky S&M going on upstairs at the White House? I bet she got matching spiked dog collars and a cat-of-nine to go with that hideous POS accessory.
I can't remember if it was Clark Gable or Marlon Brando who either made the man's sleeveless t-shirt so fashionable, or put it out of style altogether. If the former, then Michelle has surely done the latter.
If only she wore that huge tote bag on her shoulder, her overall appearance would be much improved.
The kindness of strangers is also known as KOS. It's what the Daily KOS is all about.
In the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, the kindness of strangers shall be replaced with the kindness of Government (KOG). Accordingly, the popular progressive blog shall also be renamed into DailyKOG (as in Stalin's quote about all citizens being the little cogs of a grand state mechanism).
It will be done by those who ascended to the highest echelons through the kindness of strangers, and who will try to crush it and burn the bridge behind them, because those who gained power through KOS fear nothing more than being replaced by others like them, who will learn to use the kindness of strangers as a crutch and a weapon.
The famous line in A Streetcar Named Desire shall then also be changed into "I have always depended on the kindness of Government." All references to the previous version shall be removed.
I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell truths. I tell what ought to be truth.
Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'? (While bowing to the Saudi king).
I said I was sorry three times!
... It brought me here. Where I'm not wanted and where I'm ashamed to be.
Straight? What's 'straight'? A line can be straight, or a street. But the heart of a human being?
FLOTUS descended upon the Gulf beaches today to promote them as a great vacation spot for all families save her own.
She was very appropriately dressed in white pants and a white shirt that looks as if it's been splattered with black crude, so as to show her solidarity with the oil-soaked pelicans.
For those of you who can't get enough of that caboose:
Found this on another thread. I suggest we do all humanly possible to make sure this picture doesn't get into the hands of Michelle Obama or those taxpayer-funded aides who dress her up in the morning.
Ahhh... hrrmmmm... I see... The Wrinkled Look™ is back in style. I sure Hope™ she Smell & Wears™ tooo... the proles need to identify with Dear FLOTUS on every level.
Kai Milla's eponymous clothing line has shut down, and the cash-strapped business has failed to pay vendors for months, sources claim.
Milla, wife of Stevie Wonder, founded the women's contemporary line in 2005 and received acclaim from the fashion press, including a spread in Harper's Bazaar and an appearance on “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”
Milla's height of popularity came after First Lady Michelle Obama wore a green silk sleeveless dress by the designer in February 2009, when Wonder was awarded a Gershwin Prize from the Library of Congress and gave a performance at the White House.
I'm assuming that Stevie Wonder has plenty of money, but heaven forbid wealthy Obama fans break party ranks and demonstrate that it is possible to pay your own debts.
FLOTUS used to wear dresses made by her favorite Chicago designer, Maria Pinto — until she went out of business this spring.
The Obama curse on business isn't apparently isolated to the president himself.
Ah ha! The glory of the pear... I think we should keep our chart available here as well, so all the proles can know that in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ we want ONLY pears.
Lynne Silosky, a niece of Staff Sergeant Robert J. Miller, curtsies with First Lady Michelle Obama during a meeting with Miller's family in the Oval Office, Oct. 6, 2010. Later, during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House, President Barack Obama awarded Staff Sergeant Miller the Medal of Honor posthumously for his heroic actions in Afghanistan. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
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First off, I felt no need to start a new topic on what I'm about to say, second, I'm posting it here because when I saw it, I immediately thought of this topic.
I went shopping in another city yesterday, and I was browsing the calendars. Of course there were the usual suspects, the cats and dogs, the Maxim and SI swimsuits, and all political ones were of a leftist tone (because who would want to buy a right-wing one?). I then come across a Barack Obama one and wasn't surprised, especially considering some of the stuff we've posted on here, but what did I notice below said calender, a Michelle Obama calender.
All I could think of was this topic; who would want some of the stuff we've posted on here on their wall?
Comrade Buffoon - I just replaced your image with a JPG version. NEVER, NEVER save large pictures in PNG-24 format unless there's a very good reason for it. That one was almost a megabyte! The new JPG one is only 45 KB.
That's one full hour of self-criticism with a shovel in front of our headquarters for you, comrade! Beet, potatoes, or vodka trade-ins are not accepted. If you have anything of more value, speak to Chairman Punchenko. He will redistribute it to someone more deserving and has a need* for it.
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Red Square wrote:Comrade Buffoon - I just replaced your image with a JPG version. NEVER, NEVER save large pictures in PNG-24 format unless there's a very good reason for it. That one was almost a megabyte! The new JPG one is only 45 KB.
That's one full hour of self-criticism with a shovel in front of our headquarters for you, comrade! Beet, potatoes, or vodka trade-ins are not accepted. If you have anything of more value, speak to Chairman Punchenko. He will redistribute it to someone more deserving and has a need* for it.
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I don't think I've ever seen the FLOTUS looking so lovely. Almost like she was dressed by a gay male cross-dresser who wasn't cross-dressing at the moment.
Yellow cardigan. Flat-heeled shoes the color of diarrhea. Big blue handbag that might also double as overnight tote or for storing extra belts, cardigans, or doggie bags full of lobster. Extra-wide, brownish-orange belt that seems to serve no other purpose but to prove that no matter how badly you're dressed, you can still find a way to look even worse.
Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Is it just me, did I spend too much time in the military, or does anyone else think it's bad manners to wear a baseball cap in the Oval Office, and in the presence of POTUS?
Why Pinkie, Whatever did you do for our Homeland while serving in the National Shovel Corps? Inquiring minds (with shovel marks) want to know!
And yes, unless Mister Pink-o hat in the back row is armed, he is displaying tea-bagging poor manners, and utter disrespect for Dear Leader. I have space for him on my work camp...I'll learn him a thing or three.
And this is the proper way to be lovey-dovey without letting the man wrinkle your dress (or his suit), muss your hair, or smear your makeup, while still flashing your $42,000 bracelets that you clearly didn't have to do a thing to earn.
Well, what do you know? The Obamas really do make out with a teleprompter!
Have you comrades not seen Moochelle in her baby-doll dress? It's turquoise and has a waist 2" below her boobs. She has an orange jacket on top of that too. I figure it's for sniper protection: your eyes cannot focus on those two colors at the same time.
But it's fetching. It nearly fetched up my tripes.
Why, comrades, are we focusing so much on Moochelle's wardrobe? She cares about nothing but fancy taxpayer-paid vacations and schmoozing with other "leaders" in the world. Such a rise from her senior thesis at Princeton when she wrote about the experience of being black in America.
Now that's genius. Most people would write a thesis on something that they'd learned. Perhaps I could go to Princeton and write my thesis about what it's like to have an asshole. Well, I didn't have to learn that either.
But Moochelle complained that people told her she didn't have the grades for Princeton, and she complained that they told her that--from Princeton. And wrote about it.
She is to be the next Nobel laureate for literature, as soon as Barry gets the second Nobel Peace Prize for Not Being George W. Bush.
We ought to baste Moochelle in salt, the stuff she doesn't like, and put her on a ranch and let the cows lick her skin off. Poetic justice, and cannibalism.
Hell, Krasnodar, don't you know that progs have ovipositors which we use to lay eggs in our wounded? That way our larvae can be nourished by someone who is a fallen or falling prog, without it costing us anything.
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