Ramallah, Judea & Samaria, ISRAEL -- In the wake of the massive UN (United Nazis) declaration that Jews have no ties to, or ever had a historical presence in Jerusalem or Israel (or a right to life just as daily evidence of a Jewish presence going back thousand of years are unearthed in and around Jerusalem), the United States threatens to reverse President Obama's valiant efforts to make Israel into Palestine.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson announced that the United States intends to recognize the same Jewish Jerusalem that was the existing Jewish capital 3300 years ago. He cited the hundreds of tons of archeological evidence major museums around the world have displayed for hundreds of years that suggest it is the same Jewish capital today. According to inside sources on the inside, anonymous spokesmen tweeted with a fake account that the US Embassy is to be relocated to the ancient Jewish city from Tel Aviv. This move fulfills American policy and the promise of every American president going back to Truman.

Meanwhile, mass protests of antisemites, er, we mean global citizens wearing "Palestinian" colors and Rachel Corrie T-shirts, are expected to pour into the streets to protest the existence of Jews.

The president observed the "settled science" established in 4500 AD that summed the infinitely complex equation 2 + 2, that it may add up to the same total today. Jewish scientists such as Albert Einstein proposed the questionable theory that the sum may represent 4. Meanwhile, Palestinian scientists assert that math does not exist, and Palestinian history, a Palestinian people, culture, nation, language, cuisine, archeology, religion, currency and coin do. The Palestinian scientists are correct.

All those characteristics describing the so-called "Palestinian" civilization do exist.
They just happen to be called Hebraic.

In an amazing turn of historical truthiness, "Palestinians" point to all the world class museums one can't find on the map displaying Palestinian artifacts. The ones that can actually be found go all the way back to ancient 1964. Before that year the word "Palestinian" shamelessly referred to Palestinian Jews. In the Brave New World of United Nazis, Palestinian Jews no longer exist because they say so, and the word "Palestinian" refer to Palestinian Arabs, otherwise historically known as Syrians.

Barack Obama with Jimmy Carter at his side rose to say "Words Have Meaning!"

So do myths.

Having officiated over the raising of the Palestinian flag atop the UN, the two ex-presidents standing in front of a Yasser Arafat poster told the United Nazis forum that the Jerusalem that was Jewish for 3300 years all of a sudden became a Muslim city because they say so and "Why not?"

"As good an explanation as any," said Barry, raising his Kalashnikov in the classic Charles Heston NRA pose.

The notion of a historical Jewish city of Jerusalem being suddenly sprung on the world after 70 years is totally unacceptable to the United Nazis Forum that prefer to finish the job their leader in Germany started in 1933. The press release implied, so is the thought of Jews still breathing.

The thought of breathing Jews so upsets many "Palestinians People" invented in Moscow in 1964, that the Palestinians are collectively putting on face masks and are strapping bombs around themselves. Many southern Syrians, er, we mean "Palestinians," are threatening to blow every West Bank humus and babaganoush storage warehouse to smithereens. Even if these offer pita bread. Along with themselves of course. The rest are going to München at the invite of Frau Merkel, and are taking along their southern Syrian brothers and sisters who are fond of shouting out "Allahu Akbar!"

With all the contributions and inventions the southern Syrians, er, we mean the Palestinian People have made to science, mathematics, medicine, astrophysics, technology, computer science, art, music and culture, the world and especially Israel, will deeply miss the "Palestinian People" invented in 1964 on Lubyanka Street at KGB Headquarters in Moscow.

We just have no idea how on this G-d-made planet we ever suffered through life without them, said the last living sane person at the State Department.

Here is a Roman depiction of the Palestinian people. You can tell they are Muslim Arabs because they carry a pulpit with seven microphones and three large TV cameras for making a Paliwood video.

Red Square wrote:You can tell they are Muslim Arabs because they carry a pulpit with seven microphones and three large TV cameras for making a Paliwood video.

Suicide Bombing is Painless: Lost at sea and suffering from amnesia, a Syrian refugee dies along with the white Hispanic fisherperson who rescued him when the fishing boat suddenly explodes three minutes into the first act. You'll be on the edge of your seat for the following 186 minutes while the CGIS painstakingly sifts through every last piece of charred wreckage, the FBI issues several contradictory timelines of the event, and politicians and political pundits try to figure out what horribly insensitive and hopefully racist act drove a faithful adherent of The Religion of Peace™ 273 miles out to sea with nothing but a leaky boat, several empty five-gallon gas cans, and a life vest made out of Semtex™.

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In-depth Pally expert ready to expound on Abu Mazen's visions:

The media is now reporting that by recognizing Jerusalem Trump is asking for trouble and provoking violence.

This reminds me of a Russian joke:

One guy, who used to be a drunken thug, suddenly built himself a new house and bought a fancy car. Someone asks him, how he did it and what business he's in.
"I'm selling bricks," the guy says.
"How big is your staff?"
"No staff, I'm all by myself. I just approach someone in a dark alley, hold a brick close to his face and offer to buy it for a hundred bucks. I sell a dozen bricks a night on average and no customer has ever complained."

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Our Muslim/Palestinian protesters seem to be in a similar business. For many years they've been saying, "Do you want to buy a brick or do you want to provoke violence?" And they've always received their cash.

Trump is the first leader who refused to buy their brick. So they are saying that he chose to provoke violence. If anything happens it will be his fault.

But it's all part of the art of the deal. Trump knows that Arab governments need his help in restraining Iran. So I doubt anything serious will come out of it. On the contrary, other countries will soon follow and recognize Jerusalem as Israel's legitimate capital.

That's what leadership looks like. But the progs (Obama among them) keep complaining that the world was left without a leader. They won't know what real leadership looks like if it hit them over the head like a ton of bricks.

Just as I posted my prediction, came this breaking news:

Following Trump's Lead, Czech Republic Recognizes Jerusalem as Israel's Capital

Who will be next? Make your bets, comrades.

P.S. The new Czech president, a Trump-like businessman, has been described by the prog-media as a right-wing nationalist and almost Hitler. This once again goes to show who the real Nazis in this scheme are.

Red Square wrote:... Czech Republic Recognizes Jerusalem as Israel's Capital. Who will be next? Make your bets, comrades.

Hmm... using recent models - Hungary? next Poland? by golly, you too, Austria? and Slovakia?