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Uncle Sam Needs A Haircut - High and Tight, Please.

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By order of the People's Director

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I'm pleased that his O'liness always tries to finds some joy as he toils for the Greater Good™.

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I am thinking that this is too much cutting removal. Dear Leader should not go crazy with the scissors just because a murdering Rethuglican is standing around with threats.


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Comrade Whoopie,

How could you make a cutting remark like that to the poor Frau?

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SIE DENKEN DAS SCHNIPPELN UND DEN SCHNITT, WENN ICH MIT IHNEN! FERTIG ERHALTE!! *&^%$!!!!

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As long as it's not a PERMANENT diss to the frau, I'm sure she won't go through Whoopie's post with a fine tooth comb.

Meantime, Fearless Leader may want to give Uncle Sam an All-American mullet: Reich Wing in the front, socialism in the back.

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Царевна you are such a tease... excuse please, I have working to do, I must part..


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No problem. I'm deeply ROOTed in my duty, and not easily BRUSHED off...



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These funny puns are leaving my stomach in a Split End.

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Huckleberry Commons Thyme wrote:These funny puns are leaving my stomach in a Split End.

I like em, I find they kinda grow on me.

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Listen, Uncle Sam, as I explained in my speech yesterday (April 13, 2011), what's needed is patience. I know you think you need a haircut right away, but patience is a virtue. Haircuts are like shoe-shines. Everyone must wait his turn, and you must understand that I'm extremely busy right now.

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So, wait your turn-- just like everyone else.
--Fearless Leader

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:!

So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?

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Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:!

So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?

I agree my loverly Fraukin's.....That quote from Buffoon truly is a cut above from the rest here. Maybe you should include it in your clippings for future use.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:!

So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?

I agree my loverly Fraukin's.....That quote from Buffoon truly is a cut above from the rest here. Maybe you should include it in your clippings for future use.

As always, Comrade Buffoon had a layered response - kinda reminds me of an old Dirty Hairy quote, "Your shampoo ain't makin' it."


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Tovarichi wrote:Discussion has curled off in new direction.

Something about the subject matter made it Nice 'n Easy.

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Maksim, pay no attention to all these bad hair jokes. Why should you even care about them when you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!
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And thanks to last week's last minute budget deal, we're able to get a new bumpersticker for your mom. (I'd hate to think of what kind of horrible death she might've died without it, but knowing the Republicans it would've been unspeakably ghastly.)

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Now how about some bad beet jokes, comrades?

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Commissarka, I wouldn't want to beet a dead horse ;)

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Commissarka, I wouldn't want to beet a dead horse ;)

I was going to say that, but R.O.C.K beet me to it.

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Might I add Miss/Ms./Mrs.? Commissarka Pinkie that in witnessing a few of your posts around these here parts and such and things, I find that your award always adds a little Bounce to the conversation.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:!

Hmmmmmm.

Maybe a foolhearty attempt to communicate with the capitalist pigs??????

The Party ™ Image is always watching, Comrade...

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!
Pinkie, receiving your beetiful award makes my heart beet with joy. After reading your breakfast report I was steamed that I may never see another, and wondered how long I would sit and stew over the great loss. We must all continue to root against the Rethugs, for if they're successful we will all be in a pickle.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Now how about some bad beet jokes, comrades?

Why, that's one BEET OFF the 'ol block!

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!
Pinkie, receiving your beetiful award makes my heart beet with joy. After reading your breakfast report I was steamed that I may never see another, and wondered how long I would sit and stew over the great loss. We must all continue to root against the Rethugs, for if they're successful we will all be in a pickle.

Superkommissar!

It is glorious to see you turnip for your award! Congrats and do not fret Comrade our salad days are still ahead of us!

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and the beet goes on... La de da de di...

The Beat Goes On by Sonny and Cher

Super job Superkommissar!

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Just beet-ween us, I never cared for Sonny & Cher.

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Lettuce sing the vir-chews of veggie tables. You can't beet 'em.

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Just beet-ween us, I never cared for Sonny & Cher.

I always found their music pretty up beet myself. But let's not fight about it. Let's just give peas a chance in our musical taste differences.

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I'm beet. Too much borscht to wash through, seems pretty hairy to me. Squeezing blood from a turnip seems way more fulfilling.


 
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