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Union of Concerned Intellectual Classes with revised prediction of two-and-a-half
minutes to Glorious Revolution


The Union of Concerned Intellectual Classes, having now come to a fuller understanding of Marx and Lenin in their struggle to better understand why their clock predictions have never been able to predict the coming Glorious Socialist Revolution, announce that they now truly understand Marx and Lenin and why the Glorious Revolution has not happened as it should have happened by previous interpretations and understandings of Marx and Lenin.

"The Glorious World-wide Socialist Revolution of workers, peasants, and intellectual classes, based on our new better true understanding of Marx and Lenin, can be safely said to be now only two-and-a-half minutes to midnight away. The revolution is right around the corner."

The election of Donald J Trump as President of the United States, with his gleeful policies of oppression of the masses on a scale never before seen on earth, and the unleashing of the very worst chain-dogs of capitalist reactionary criminals upon the masses in order to exploit every last ounce of labor value, have been used to adjust the intricate mechanisms of the Revolution Clock as prescribed by the Committee of Union of Concerned Intellectuals decision of proper clock hand settings, placements, and revisions.


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Red Square wrote:This atomic scientist had me at Climate Change.


Comrade Director,

If the atomic scientist HAD YOU at Climate Change, then you will really like this.............

(well maybe not you specifically because Mrs. Red Square may not like it but probably other male progs that inhabit the tractor barns and I'm not naming names.)


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As long as it doesn't hurt anybody, it's nice to see insane asylums encouraging group activities like this for their chronic mentally ill patients, keeping them both happy and busy by patronizing their delusions.

You go, guys! That nasty climate change needs to be stopped in its tracks. Git 'er done.

The world is also running short on dilithium crystals, sorely needed by the United Federation of Planets for space travel. When you're finished stopping that imminent climate change attack, we've ordered telescopes for you to search for the best places to find it in the night sky.
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Here at the People's Styrofoam Burning Plant Number 3 there is big concern about shutdown. Also, threat from cow farts grossly underestimated according to the latest report from the highly respected journal FLATUS.

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Yes, yes, is this not what we progressives are called to do? -- study ever more closely our own feelings and desires and grievances and righteousness? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Progressive atoms of the world, atomize unite!

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RedDiaperette wrote:Yes, yes, is this not what we progressives are called to do? -- study ever more closely our own feelings and desires and grievances and righteousness? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Progressive atoms of the world, atomize unite!

In other words -

If progs are made of grievances, then a prog studying grievances is actually a group of grievances studying themselves.

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The rationalizations grievances of the left take on a life all their own. And then kill you.

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~

To: The Union of Concerned Intellectual Classes

You are hereby invited to attend the first annual meeting of The Union of Unconcerned Rodents. Festivities begin Doomsday the 1st, 12:01AM sharp. (B.Y.O. nuts)


R.S.V.P.

CC

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Can the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists be sued for not being atomic scientists? If a company presents itself to the public as one thing but is actually another thing that is a crime.

These front groups need to be shmooshed.

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Comrade Squirrel, "BYO nuts" implies ownership of nuts? Is that not against party orthodoxy? I'm so confused...

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Minitrue wrote:Comrade Squirrel, "BYO nuts" implies ownership of nuts? Is that not against party orthodoxy? I'm so confused...

I was wondering the same ,female members may be offended & feel left out, male to female transgendered members may or may not be offended ,depending on whether or not they kept their "nuts" (in a jar) as a keepsake.
I'm shocked Komrade Squirrel hadn't considered this .

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Mrs. Red Salmon will be attending with mine. At least they were mine once.Awash in the Current Truth ™ Red Salmon

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Red Square wrote:If progs are made of grievances, then a prog studying grievances is actually a group of grievances studying themselves.
If progs are filled with hate, then a prog talking about hate is actually a sack of hate talking about itself.

Also...

If progs are scumbags, then a prog talking about scum is actually a bag of scum talking about itself.

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We still have 30 seconds to go according to "Iron Maiden."

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Komrade Winston Churchillski wrote:
Minitrue wrote:Comrade Squirrel, "BYO nuts" implies ownership of nuts? Is that not against party orthodoxy? I'm so confused...

I was wondering the same ,female members may be offended & feel left out, male to female transgendered members may or may not be offended ,depending on whether or not they kept their "nuts" (in a jar) as a keepsake.
I'm shocked Komrade Squirrel hadn't considered this .


Not to worry Komrade Churchillski. We are reasonable comradettes and willing to work within the system to come to a mutual cooperation so everyone feels the inclusiveness for the good of the collective. Y'all bring the nuts and we'll bring the nut buster...........................



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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:

Not to worry Komrade Churchillski. We are reasonable comradettes and willing to work within the system to come to a mutual cooperation so everyone feels the inclusiveness for the good of the collective. Y'all bring the nuts and we'll bring the nut buster...........................



I think you misunderstand komrade the invite said BYO (bring your own) nuts , surely a "coded message" that only those who own their own nuts are welcome .
Isn't it acts like this that start Madonna & Ashley Judd organising marches.

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I know fanny means something much ruder over here but nuts is slang for testicles in the States too isn't it ?

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Your very own Clock of Doom. Use it wisely.

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KWC: "Fanny," in Southeastern American idiom, as actually one of the more polite ways to refer to the human buttocks. My mother would never use the word "ass" or "butt" in polite company, but fanny would be acceptable at almost any venue.

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Komrade Winston Churchillski wrote:
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:

Not to worry Komrade Churchillski. We are reasonable comradettes and willing to work within the system to come to a mutual cooperation so everyone feels the inclusiveness for the good of the collective. Y'all bring the nuts and we'll bring the nut buster...........................


I think you misunderstand komrade the invite said BYO (bring your own) nuts , surely a "coded message" that only those who own their own nuts are welcome .
Isn't it acts like this that start Madonna & Ashley Judd organising marches.

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I know fanny means something much ruder over here but [highlight=#FFFF00]nuts is slang for testicles in the States too isn't it ?[/highlight]

Komrade Winston Churchillski,

As an exquisitely delicate/hyper-sensitive rodent I'm obliged to conceal my answer below:

        Mystery item No. 1

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Red Salmon wrote:Mrs. Red Salmon will be attending with mine. At least they were mine once.Awash in the Current Truth ™ Red Salmon
Awesome! We got salmon now? Did anyone tell them that a pod of Dolphins is responsible for changing their water? Heh Heh Heh.... Soooooo sick of hospital food... Sis
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Comrades Brain in Jar Betinov, and Captain Squirrel Craptek!

Greetings, my friends... It is good to see that the brain's jar has been kept clean in my absence and Comrade Squirrel has not had to put up with too much abuse from the squirrel-hater. Aki saved a baby squirrel this summer while I was recovering from my first fluke surgery, who has now grown into a nice round large silky furred boy who will do well in the snow, his bottle brush tail grown out into a beautiful red and grey flag. We have named him Banner after the hero squirrel, and he has a wonderfully warm safe nest and large cache of food. I will send you a picture if you would like. We are quite proud of all we have taught him as he is very good at getting into areas of the bunker we have trouble servicing, and is both brave and smart.

Kommissar Sister

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Ivan Betinov wrote:KWC: "Fanny," in Southeastern American idiom, as actually one of the more polite ways to refer to the human buttocks. My mother would never use the word "ass" or "butt" in polite company, but fanny would be acceptable at almost any venue.


And the term you never wanted to hear was 'I'm going to tan your fanny!' which had nothing to do with sunbathing.

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Hiya, Sis! Long time no squee-squee-SQUEELH! Drop by Trials and Triumphs and we'll catch up.

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Comrades Brain in Jar Betinov, and Captain Squirrel Craptek!

Greetings, my friends... It is good to see that the brain's jar has been kept clean in my absence and Comrade Squirrel has not had to put up with too much abuse from the squirrel-hater. Aki saved a baby squirrel this summer while I was recovering from my first fluke surgery, who has now grown into a nice round large silky furred boy who will do well in the snow, his bottle brush tail grown out into a beautiful red and grey flag. We have named him Banner after the hero squirrel, and he has a wonderfully warm safe nest and large cache of food. I will send you a picture if you would like. We are quite proud of all we have taught him as he is very good at getting into areas of the bunker we have trouble servicing, and is both brave and smart.

Kommissar Sister

Comrade Sister Massively Opiated, Aki, and hero squirrel Banner,

I'm glad to hear that Banner is growing into a fine young rodent able to enter the most inaccessible places - it's a gift. Have you taught him to swim? Please send a picture to hang in my nest. I hope the surgery went as expected and that your recovery is progressing nicely! I must hurry now - it's time to annoy Ivan. Say "hello" to the pod.

Your four legged buddy,

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Komrade Winston Churchillski wrote:I think you misunderstand komrade the invite said BYO (bring your own) nuts , surely a "coded message" that only those who own their own nuts are welcome .
Isn't it acts like this that start Madonna & Ashley Judd organising marches.


If only those with their 'own' nuts are welcome then Red Salmon is not welcome either since by his own admission he is not in possession of them any longer.


Isn't it acts like this that start Madonna & Ashley Judd organising marches.


Marches organized by the likes of Madonna & Ashley Judd are not in keeping with CIZ style of doing things. I prefer to do my marching with my fingers on a keyboard.


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Their type of march only reinforces to the world the stereotype that women are a PMSing/Menopausal mess of rampaging out of control hormones causing them to spew insane nonsensical lunatic flapdoodled 'hokey doke'. This in turn marginalizes any legitimate issues and video footage of that event can be used as propaganda in those male dominated cultures as horrifying proof of what happens when women obtain their 'freedom'.


If only those that 'own their own' nuts are welcome, that's not a problem. I know this little market where just a small amount of blat will get plenty for me and enough to share with the entire collective.


Is fried ok?


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My favorite recipe.........

https://www.cooksrecipes.com/appetizer/ ... ecipe.html


 
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