United Airlines will not be beat, even if you take their seat.
Previously, airlines were required to pay passengers four times their ticket price if they were more than 4 hours late, but United now has a deal beater.
If they need a passenger's seat, they will simply beat them and drag them from the plane. This way, they keep costs low for the little people, while kicking the teeth in of uppity, fancy doctors.
United convincing a passenger to give up her seat.
Inspired by real world events...
Quote:@DanielTOzborne "We're altering our seating arrangements, pray we don't alter them any further"
OUR SERVICE WILL KNOCK YOU OUT #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/04/11 ... ottos-tag/
Ilaala al-harrakah illallah la illaha, al-harrakah wa boom!
Jobs, jobs, jobs!
Finally, secure postions for our more equally hot-blooded servants of RoP, the Religion of Peace!
Beat the shit out of bumped kuffar, drag 'em pigs in pieces out of flying carpet, and ka-booomm!
Brother Al-Dumko al-Almani
United in Fight ... I mean Flight!
Some airlines have jingles, but in United, we have a fight song!
Here at United, we truly don't judge by race. We can't even tell an Asian doctor from a jihadist.--United against Asian doctor tyranny!
I've discovered some even earlier motion pictures of early United aircraft:
"The captain has just turned on the no passenger sign."
MGM CEO, James Murren has stated clearly that no pets are allowed. Dogs are of special concern as they unnerve Muslim guests.
In the photograph below an MGM employee flings a dog - in clear violation of this policy - from the roof.
(and tomorrow 7:30 a.m. EST, FBI main entrance, toothpaste, toothbrush, underwear to change)