Comrades, I think that we need to dispose of the old kkkapitalist pig Pledge of Allegiance and replace it with one of our own. I have come up with an idea I would like to share with you all:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Socialist States of America,
And to the country for which it stands,
One dictatorship, under Obama
With liberty and justice for nobody.

I pledge the fruits of my labor to the socialist system
of the People's Republic of New Cuba,
One collective, under Fidel Junior,
with free health care and shovel ready jobs for all.

Let us put our hands on our ankles and say this with our backs to Washington.

Only if you're sure Bawney Fwank won't get a hard on!

Dear Comrades,

It is our job to not only bend over, as Comrade Elliott has so eloquently put, but we should do it with a smile.

Comrade Meatshield wrote:Only if you're sure Bawney Fwank won't get a hard on!

Ugh, there's a scene I could live without, a shower, a dropped bar of soap, and Bonnie Fwank come running in saying, "Aw you going to get dat?"

Leninka wrote: Dear Comrades,

It is our job to not only bend over, as Comrade Elliott has so eloquently put, but we should do it with a smile.

No, no! Not that smile, Aaak. . .(turns to stone)