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We should be like North Korea

Communist Kim
We should be like North Korea.

Look at https://www.korea-dpr.com/

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Excellent site, comrade!

Obviously it takes seven hefty webmasters to run it as it burns six metric tons of coal a day, to serve the oppressed working classes around the world who log on daily to synchromize their thoughts and aspirations with those of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il!

The people's graphics are loading ever so slowly because they are so huge! Oh, size does matter, comrades! The socialist JPGs are the largest JPGs in the world!

The magnificent people's designer, the lowly nephew of the Interior Minister's second cousin who left his plough in order to design this monument to people's spirit, has shown us that it is not necessary to learn from the Western sites at all!

The site even features an online shop! No decadence here! It doesn't have to be easy and convenient to satisfy the spoiled Western consumers! The people's dry goods shall be consumed by the people according to their needs!

And of course this government-run site is linked to PayPal, just like The People's Cube! Rightly so! Credit cards are the abomination of the dark capitalist way of life, leading the gullible masses even deeper into corporate slavery. I wonder if Dear Leader smiles happily every morning at the sight of all the PayPal related junk mail in his mailbox, knowing that his beloved people are spared this horror of Western civilization.

Long live the Juche Idea created by the Great Leader President Kim Il Sung!

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Suggestion for kim:
Get some contact lenses, those glasses make you look like a nerd, and we always know what nerds become. That's right, sucessful and rich capitalists. You don't want to look like them do you?

Anonymous
I am A proud capitalist,

so all you communists can go fuck off,

I have read Marx and all communism is, is his own justification for people who have more money than him

Better Dead Than Red

A Casual Observer
^ Looks like somebody didn't get the memo!

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Premier Betty wrote:Suggestion for kim:
Get some contact lenses, those glasses make you look like a nerd, and we always know what nerds become. That's right, sucessful and rich capitalists. You don't want to look like them do you?
Why get lenses when you can use a chair

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Or a stool


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Komrads, DO NOT MOCK this man. He was born on White-Headed Mountain, near to Heaven Lake. His birth foretold by swallow and heralded by glorious double rainbow and appearance of a new star. After drink too much Hennesey with 2 Swedish models sacrificing himself for oneness of People's Juche forward-thinking revolutionary masses he ascended to heaven from Mosque of Omar on a camel sorry Komrades, I get mixed up. He is not died yet - is Fidel who is dead already, no? Forgive me - living undercover here in decadent capitalist nation has made revolutionary fervor slip into revisionist tendency. This man has been catalyst for North Korean masses - by sheer force of will alone he reduce his people to gnawing on dandelion roots and tea made from shoelace. Image All hail Great Leader and send cases of Hennessey to: Peoples Juche Party Favors Headquarters, Unheated Tin shack near Pyongyang, Rocky hillside next to 3 mean-face guys with AK 47s N. KOREA

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PS I make typo above.

"His birth foretold by SWALLOW HENNESEY" sorry.


 
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