He's so tweet!

The PJ Tatler has a run-down of the known facts.
Of course, The Party needs only one fact, Brietbart did it.

Thank Obama for Obama Care

Thank goodness he didn't reveal his standard issue card carrying party underwear with the hammer and sickle embroidered on it. At least he didn't give that away. He can Tweet his party organ all he wishes as long as he doesn't reveal his party affiliation. Whew. We'll keep his secret membership secret here at the Cube, though. He can count on that.

Comrades,

to stop the evil right wing attacks against this fine Representative, we should bond all together and start a new group in support of him.

We could call ourselves

"Weiner Wiener Deniers"

Whenever asked about this subject, we go off into tangents about the racist right wing Republicans and their policies which will kill old people.

Remember, Deny Deny Deny Deny !

It is the only Progressive thing to do.


If anyone in the Press ask questions, we just deny and tell them to beat it.

UPDATE:

UPDATE:

Weiner "Lawyers up"or tells Federal Authorities to


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFD ... r_embedded







So (a) Weiner himself is not speaking, but issuing statements through his spokesman, and (b) his office “did not answer specific questions.”


Weiner's office did not answer specific questions about the photograph, whether he has contacted authorities or the Seattle woman who received the photograph
See:

Liberal bloggers should be the ones leading the campaign for an official investigation. Many of them have claimed that Andrew Breitbart, and other conservative activists, are responsible for hacking into Weiner's official congressional Twitter account. If that's the case, then let's make sure these right-wing hackers are forced to face the legal consequences of their actions.

This is a fairly customary process. After President Obama's official Twitter account was hacked, the FBI managed to track the hacker all the way to France, where he was tried and convicted. If Weiner's account was compromised, there's a good chance that law enforcement will find the person who did it.


But if it turns out that Weiner is unwilling to allow an official, transparent investigation, then he can't expect journalists to stop digging for the truth on their own. After all, the public has legitimate questions, and the media is only doing its job.

Rumor in the collective is that he has Willie, Wood, Johnson & Schwanz as legal counsel....

Comrades,
He forgot to use the new politicians secret form of quiet communications with enhanced security. It is called Shhhhitter. You can guess what individual messages are called.

The major says " That is a croc of.........."

Comrades and my fellow "Weiner Wiener Deniers", good news!

If our "right wing" hack story does not work out then we can try the old "camera went off in my pocket excuse" ...


Canadian politicians' "Wiener Gate" offers Hope for Weiner

Rookie PC candidate George Lepp says he's embarrassed that a photo of his family jewels was posted on his campaign Twitter account for about 20 minutes before it was quickly unzipped.

Alan Sakach, communications director for the Ontario Conservatives, said the photo was inadvertently taken by Lepp's BlackBerry when it was in his front pocket. The photo was posted after someone took it from the candidate for the riding of Niagara Falls, Ont., according to Sakach.

Superkommissar,
It appears that your detective instincts may be on the verge of being vindicated. The MediaIte video of the CNN interview (HatTip HotAir) suggests that Weiner doesn't want to answer the question because he doesn't want to answer the followup question, which would be, why aren't you filing a complaint with the FBI asserting that someone "hacked" into your Tweeter account? Could it be that it's a federal crime to make a false report? On the other hand, it is, of course possible that he has filed a report but is simply refusing to say so because he's trying to set up his critics to be embarrassed by a subsequent "long form" certification of his filing the complaint about the long-form image. --KOOK

If there were an absolute being in heaven (of course there is not... silly silly proles) but if there were, He would be laughing Himself to stitches about having given this person this name and that his 'little' self would be in a scandal.

I love Supreme Irony.

Update:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vin6ly ... r_embedded


Not sure how to embed Breitbart's version of same video, but here's the link to Breitbart: https://www.breitbart.tv/weinergate-breibart-calls-for-investigation-why-doesnt-congressman-weiner/


--KOOK

Well, obviously, this whole Weiner is because, Bush.

Need I say more?

Police line-up photo, or else a Tea-bagger BBQ.

Since when is erecting a pup tent in your pants porn? The current truth is that it was a prank.
(Nothing to see here, move along)

Besides, Weiner says he isn't sure "with certitude" that it's his weiner or not.
That's good enough for me. Now everyone forget about this.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Since when is erecting a pup tent in your pants porn? The current truth is that it was a prank.
(Nothing to see here, move along)

Besides, Weiner says he isn't sure "with certitude" that it's his weiner or not.
That's good enough for me. Now everyone forget about this.

No doubt a insidious Reichwing Prank intended to demean as many of our loyal servants of the People ™ as possible.


Frank also says he isn't sure "with certitude" that it's his frank or not.

(Just being in the aura of the "One" elicits an instant boner.)

What's the big deal? No one got hurt. Hehe…. I mean, I always get a chuckle out of those little white wieners. Like, that pretty much proves I'm not racist. Right? Anyway, the worry here is how it might effect his future erection election. Weinergate is always going to "stick-out" in people's minds. And guys like speaker Boner Boehner will never let it drop. In fact, every "member" of the republican party will be "hard-on" him. Peter King won't even stick up for him.
Hehe......Oh, I crack myself up.

What a FBI investigation would look like.

Neotrotsky,





I'm glad you're setting straight what the media failed to comprehend that Weiner had set straight-- i.e., that he was entirely "in" his gray flannel shorts rather than being partially out.









--Fearless Leader

Superkomissar Maksim,You must have inside knowledge that I lack. I thought Holder had decided the TSA had jurisdiction and that he was merely putting a hold on the evidence.




--Fearless Leader

Our Chinese comrades sure know their weiners!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKVvUK ... r_embedded

Whoopie wrote:Besides, Weiner says he isn't sure "with certitude" that it's his weiner or not.

How can he not know? You know that the Party would have given him one bigger than he was born with. For isn't the essential prog line that we are all mere objects to be conditioned?

This is to say that if Weiner can't legislate himself a 12" weiner, then he's no prog of mine.

I mean, Dear Obozo spends trillions and I'm happy to march, lemming-like, over the cliff with him, but if a ranking member of Congress, even if he looks like a vulture's head on a bowling pin (where ARE his shoulders? We'll bear his burdens) can't manage to make himself more than a Wee Willie Weiner, then what use being a prog?

But we ought to have more sympathy for him. No doubt dear Tony Weiner--that's a dick that goes to the opera--had plotted since he first in the locker room saw that he might have the virtue of being a pinprick in Mankind's side.

From that time on, Dear Tony Weiner has gone strutting about, his nose five minutes ahead of even his raging member, making sure that no one was a bigger prick than he is.

Which is hard when you first see him, but after his coming-out is absurdly easy.And he's the pinprick of the century.

Video of Weiner Rising on YouTube:
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In the annals of tweeting on twitter, Comrade Anthony Weiner has earned the gratitude of all loyal members of the Collective by showing us how to capture the attention and imagination of the YouTube/MTV Generation. No doubt we'll soon see Weiner rising above the 2008 Rock the Vote videos sexily persuading young voters to abstain from sex with any person admitting to having voted for anyone other than a Progressive:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... -sb8e3P4LM
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HatTip to AllahPundit.
--KOOK

Weiner just can't stay off the air long enough for all this nonsense to blow over.

And he's a pencil-necked geek too.