With thanks to Yuri Trotynov for the idea :)
Meanwhile, in other news, vaginas were extremely well represented at the Republican National Convention...
Frankly, I don't think you could ask for a more attractive group of representatives! Those Democrat womyn definitely got it goin' on, you know I'm sayn?
... I can't do this any more...
"Class dismissed... I have a headache in my eye..."
It's long been my belief that liberals, as a whole, are people who never fully mentally matured - hence their need for mommy and daddy, or government - to protect and provide for them.
I suspect that pretending to be vaginas just feels delightfully NAUGHTY to them, regardless of the excuse(s) to do the pretending. You can pretty much see it in the looks on their faces from time to time if you watch the video clips of their protests. "Look at me, world, I look like a "PUSSY!"
Thank Lenin we have womyn in the USSA today brave enough to don huge vaginal lips and parade about! It's a wonderful time to be alive, comrades!