Our fearless leader was re-elected but I still have not received my free Obamaphone, health care, and birth control.
I've checked my mail 3 times today and nothing! I want my slice of the pie and I want it now! This isn't fair. I demand fairness.
Is it not better to give than to receive?
The Libertarians are so stupid. They think this image will scare the petit-bourgeois and "the rich," when in fact it only gets true Party members (and aspirants) "hot and bothered" at the social engineering potential.
NancyPeloskiI want my slice of the pie and I want it now!
No problemo. Do you want the stick pie, the rock pie, or the mud pie?
You don't want the real pie. If you want the real pie you're going to have to escape. You don't want real pie that bad. Trying to escape can be bad for your health.
In MY revolutionary day, you could be swayed with half a potato and a dead rat.
obamarepublikToday's useful idiots are so much softer than the useful idiots of the old country. Obama phones and ring dings! I remember when all it took to get someone to be our useful stooge was a half loaf of stale bread and one smoked smelt.
We're working down to that, Comrade. Remember, the useful idiots today are used to iPhones and food stamps - we'll be back to stale bread and smelt in five years, ten at the max.
next Tuesday ™
obamarepublikYa, Komrad DDR, I understand. We must crush the people slowly, but quickly enough before they get wise. A hierarchy of treats, if you will. Obama phone----ring ding-----smoked smelt----potato----rat. We are working with great fervor to get back to the real useful idiots, the hardy ones, the rat eaters. And "rat" I am assuming is interchangeable with "rich" (*spit*). Imagine the masses M. Moore would feed!
MarkCubanComradette Peloski, we must be patient and always remember the harvest is much more important than the contraceptive. May I suggest crossing of the legs for openers?
I denounce your racist encouragement of crossing of legs! This leads to Rethugglikans policy of abstinence, and de-funding Planned Parenthood providing mammograms. You should be ashamed.<spit>
R.O.C.K. in the USSAWe're working down to that, Comrade. Remember, the useful idiots today are used to iPhones and food stamps - we'll be back to stale bread and smelt in five years, ten at the max.
Comrade 0bamarepublik, the most equal Comrade R.O.C.K. has it. But his timeline is pessimistic. Remember, it will take a maximum of only Four More Years™ to
When our economic and energy policies are fully implemented and there are no evil commercial networks for the 0bamaphones to operate on and no evil power supplied to our proles’ 0bamablock apartments to recharge them, our proles will be more than happy to settle for less than half of DDR Kamerad’s half-a-potato (no, make it a beet)-and-a-dead-rat ration. FORWARD!™ to Progress!
If we choose to give them even that much. They must earn it by caring for us!
By the way – you and R.O.C.K. mentioned bread. Bread? How bourgeois! Our proles don’t need such rich stuff. Indeed, if we put the word “rich” in front of any item, our proles will hate it. No, all good things will be labeled “Government Approved”.
As for the “rich”: Comrade Anyer got that right. The rich are to be eaten, no matter how much they are hated! Or, in Mickey Moore’s case, how much they
It’s like recycling!