Number One, the man behind it all. When you get all wet and he tells you it's raining you can believe Number One.

It could be some haxor jerk. The party may be as old as time itself, The cube hasn't been around that long. I am at a loss.

#5!!!!

Comrade Otis wrote:Number One, the man behind it all. When you get all wet and he tells you it's raining you can believe Number One.

Maybe Number One is a she, Comrade Otis. I think it is rather sexist to suggest that Number One is a male when, in all fairness, Number One is clearly a female.

But Number One is not just any female. No, Comrades. Number One is a multiracial and bisexual woman who was displaced after Hurricane Katrina. She currently resides with her life-partner, Ricardo, who is here illegally and one day hopes to make it to California where he can get a tax-payer funded sex change operation. Number One also hopes to get a sex change operation, but sadly she can't since she is a single mother raising twenty-two kids and sometimes has to choose between groceries and her prescription medication (she takes valium and heroine now after being sexually harassed by her white racist male boss in the workplace).

Chairman, Ricardo is NOT here illegally; he is merely an undocumented immigrant.

For a moment I thought Chairman would infer that Number One is Hillary. It's a good thing he didn't. If it was left blank by the Party perhaps that's the way it should be. Perhaps is not wise to wonder about who is behind curtain.

OTOH, I notice there's a feature where you can play around and rearrange the list in various orders. If you click on total number of posts in descending order--I think Betty and Pup would get a real charge out of that configuration--then "Blank" plunges all the way down to number 1155. (Currently 1186 members as of this post.)

The recipients of Liberalism!

I thought we were not to worry about our place in the party, since all are equal and you dont speak of those more equal than others, else you have to deal with Smersh

I can't believe I've only made 87 posts. I'm such a lazy prol. I can only fall back on the whole quality over quantity arguments that imperialist capitalists use to force their will on the poor workers.

I will endeavor to do better.

RIK

I post the most! W007!!1!!

Stop catching up Pupovich!

Oh, this is just dandy. Thanks, Otis! Now you have everyone obsessed with their post rankings. Do I have to tell you who that makes all of you look like? Does the phrase, "F***ing Rupert Murdoch-owned You Tube has locked the number of views at 96--refresh the page and see for yourself?" set any clappers clanging?

Wow, #9! Praise Lenin, I always knew I'd break into a Top 10 list somewhere!

Premier Betty wrote:I post the most! W007!!1!!

Stop catching up Pupovich!

Eeekkk! Do I once again see competition? (I know, publik edukation seplling).

Number One!

Number One!

Number One!

Number One!

Number One!

Number One!

Oumber Nne

Send Commissar Pupovich some more of those Swedish meatballs, Premier Betty. That will keep him busy eating instead of typing and Photoshopping. Maybe throw in some "guest soaps" for an after dinner treat.

This blank spot is most disturbing comrades! We must discover the source. I have done extensive investigation comrades, and nothing of importance occurred on this date.... that we know of! But who knows what Bush and Haliburton was scheming?

However, I have also uncovered a more mundane explanation....

The Unix date is stored as a number where zero is midnight at the start of January 1st, 1970. Your time-zone must be making this show as 31st December 1969. Those dates are usually caused by a dead battery on the logic board. It is supposed to keep the clock running when the computer is unplugged.

It seems to be a bug with the phpBB forum software. I have seen this before, but have yet to find a solution, or alternatively, a cause. Perhaps (and just speculating here) as Pupovich said it has something to do with the Party's server injecting that into the database - maybe during a software update, or something. Any other ideas, comrades?

Google phpBB join date "31 Dec 1969" and you can see it seems to be a fairly widespread issue.

I must confess. It's me. I was going through Tom Cruise's garbage and came across a time-machine. I took it. I then went back in time to 1969,hoping to steal
Pupovich's mojo,but I was side-tracked by a nerd convention.They were creating
the internet(with the help of the military-industrial complex) and their leader,Al,showed me this new thing called a website and forced me to sign up.I didn't have an email addy,since they didn't exist,so I wrote down Tom Cruise's address instead. So,in conclusion, Al and friends created not only the internets,but also this wondrous website called The People's Cube. They also tortured me until I told them why I was there, and then they stole Pupovich's mojo for themselves,the bastards!

Comrade Lenin 'n Things, I am afraid you are in error, both for using the dreaded smiley and the fact that as a loyal Party member, I willingly donated my mojo to the Party the day I entered the Karl Marx Re-Education for the first time for boot licking camp.

You just imagined that you had donated your mojo. It was taken from you. You just don't remember because they stole it while you were in a vodka-induced coma. Btw/ that was a dreaded frownie face.

Comrade, the moment I took up my shovel, all that was mine because the property of the Party.

Because of your great example,I have sacrificed my smilies from my last post and have given them to the Party.

Remember, since I belong to the Party, you may safely entrust what contributions you acquire with me and can be certain they will be put to proper use.

Since when did smilies become a form of currency?

They are worth nothing, but they can certainly cost a comrade.

That's why I don't use them.

I guess I am just too kind to my comrades.... imagine the fate that could fall on Lenin 'n Things could face if he were to pull that on other comrades?

If he were to pull that on other comrades? HE???

Pupovich! I know that a comrade's gender doesn't matter to you as long as that comrade has a leg, but for your information Lenin 'n Thingies is a GURL, and a very attractive one (by Eurocentristic and Americanistic standards). You could deduce that just by looking at her avatar.

Source: Lenin's Doll


Comrade Lenin would be very disappointed in you if he were to find out. We can settle this as comrades, can we? (in case you're wondering I'm not interested in any more Hummels).

I see Lenin 'n Thingies has appropriately delta'd his avatar....

Red Square wrote:Pupovich! I know that a comrade's gender doesn't matter to you as long as that comrade has a leg, but for your information Lenin 'n Thingies is a GURL, and a very attractive one (by Eurocentristic and Americanistic standards). You could deduce that just by looking at her avatar.

It is easy for me to forget such trivial details when I am so busy working for the Party and world socialism. As you know, I am married to the Party, I no longer can even look on others as unfortunately, too many of my comrades do. I can not say that this new avitar will help though, for now one could assume this is either a couple, or a comrade trying to wrangle an extra ration. After all, Lenin is clear, so can we now assume the other comrade in the avitar is "Thingies?"

Cool,I have an avitar. Is this going to be a permanent thingie? It does sort of resemble me back when I was in highschool,though I didn't wear as much
makeup as the girl in the picture and my hair was a little poufier. It was the eighties,after all.

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Cool,I have an avitar. Is this going to be a permanent thingie? It does sort of resemble me back when I was in highschool,though I didn't wear as much
makeup as the girl in the picture and my hair was a little poufier. It was the eighties,after all.

Ah, the eighties.... I used to chase high school wimmin in the eighties.... Oh who is kidding who? As a dedicated socialist and personal fan of Stalin and gang, I still do!

What are the eighties...?

The eighties was a dark, dark time Primier! Ruled by the arch enemy of Progressives, one Ronald "Russia is an Evil Empire" Reagan! It marked the lowest ebb in the power of the Motherland. Why, there was hardly a single subsidy that this evil man opposed other than for his military buildup or his Big Oil buddies. It was the Dark Ages Premier. To top the tragedy, this man was also a former Democrat! Yes! He was a traitor to all we hold near and dear!

I hope you never live to see such days again Premier, and please I hope I haven't caused you any distress or bad dreams.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Cool,I have an avitar. Is this going to be a permanent thingie? It does sort of resemble me back when I was in highschool,though I didn't wear as much
makeup as the girl in the picture and my hair was a little poufier. It was the eighties,after all.

Ah, the eighties.... I used to chase high school wimmin in the eighties.... Oh who is kidding who? As a dedicated socialist and personal fan of Stalin and gang, I still do!

And just how old were you when you were chasing us eighties high school wimmins?

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:And just how old were you when you were chasing us eighties high school wimmins?

Is this important Comrade? DO I DETECT AGEISM??? Confess Comrade! Are you guilty of ageism? Before you answer, consider this, my dear, beloved Uncle Iosef's first wife, the mother of his first son, DIED when she was but 13. The Man of Steel, the great Stalin was not an ageist! Are you an ageist?

Hell no,Comrade. I love older men. They know lots of thingies

Commissar Pupovich wrote: I hope I haven't caused you any distress or bad dreams.

Maybe... I have to change the sheets now. My bladder seemed to have released last night. It's a good thing all the pills the schools have given me have gotten rid of my dreams.

I am sorry to have caused such distress, but I was afraid they were too afraid to reveal the total horror of the eighties to impressionable young people, and it was time you knew the horror of the Reagan era.... the horror....

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Hell no,Comrade. I love older men. They know lots of thingies

And forget them as well....which can be a good thing.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:Hell no,Comrade. I love older men. They know lots of thingies

And forget them as well....which can be a good thing.

Yes,but from my experience,they seem to remember the good stuff....they're very good at the good stuff.

Comrade Lenin 'n Thingies, I can see you are a comrade of great discernment and taste!

Perhaps a comrade that tastes great?

I just hope that the comrade has been on the barricades so to speak...we don't want her to be the sort of blood the Empress seeks.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Comrade Lenin 'n Thingies, I can see you are a comrade of great discernment and taste!

You are correct,Comrade.

Perhaps you will allow me to show you around my dacha sometime?

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That's a very nice dacha. But I fear you're too big to get in. You seem to dwarf your dacha. Or is that a lawn ornament?

After much debate in The Party's™ inner inner super secret sub circle, I have been authorized the disclose who the real Number One is:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:That's a very nice dacha. But I fear you're too big to get in.

Is that not one of the purposes for the Kegel?

Oooo, I am going to regret saying that.... No, I am important Party member, I have no regrets!

No!!! It can not be! This must be a test!

There can be only one #1.....both to Hate and to Love!



I LOVE BIG BROTHER!

er... unless you have just revealed his name Hero Space Dog?

But then again.... I thought there was but one who can be "B! B!?" Baraka Bama!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:That's a very nice dacha. But I fear you're too big to get in.

Is that not one of the purposes for the Kegel?

Oooo, I am going to regret saying that.... No, I am important Party member, I have no regrets!

The kegel makes it more difficult for the big ones to get in....i think we're gonna get banned now for naughty thought and write crimes. we should denounce each othwer and then maybe it will be a wash.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:No!!! It can not be! This must be a test!

There can be only one #1.....both to Hate and to Love!



I LOVE BIG BROTHER!

er... unless you have just revealed his name Hero Space Dog?

But then again.... I thought there was but one who can be "B! B!?" Baraka Bama!

one of the best movies ever...eighties rule! 1984 fo evah!!

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:i think we're gonna get banned now for naughty thought and write crimes. :

Write crimes..... I love it! Yet another thing we can use to accuse our comrades for and rise on their carcasses to the top of the Party! Well done!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:i think we're gonna get banned now for naughty thought and write crimes. :

Write crimes..... I love it! Yet another thing we can use to accuse our comrades for and rise on their carcasses to the top of the Party! Well done!

I am guilty of many "write" crimes for my Cuervo-soaked posts last night....Oh the shame of it all.

Yes, but the inspiration you gave me will pay off dearly!

Write crimes are the origin of Write Guilt.

Play on words, anyone?

WriteCrime™ is not necessarily Wright Crime.

But, is it a crime to be Right?

KILL WRITEY!

It is only a crime if it is an impediment to the revolution,Comrade....duh.

So it is always a crime?

Da.

Smilies!!!

Run away!!!