Comrades, I expected to see a smart, witty and tranquil Uncle Joe, but last night I was terrified to see a different man. Who was he, and what have they done with my Uncle Joe Biden?
This man we seen last night, impersonating the vice president, certainly wasn't the erudite man with the self-imposed high IQ we have heard so much about (but rarely, if ever, see). What happened to the smart, articulate, sober "Joe" we always hear about?
I believe this impersonator was another one of Darth Axelrod's "Frankenstein" creations typically displayed in time for Halloween. Great October surprise!
Surely an ACTUAL VP that Dear Leader would chose wouldn't act so goofy; after all we all know that ALL of his appointments are top notch, superior human beings, just like him.
Joe Biden is the creme de creme. He's the epitome; the glittering jewel of the democrats. He is the perfect choice for this administration. He's a man with a much higher IQ than you or I -- just like Dear Leader. To wit: he's only a heartbeat away from being president. REJOICE!