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Who would win URINATING CONTEST between Pelosi and Newt?

POLL: Who will win the yellow jet contest between Newt and Nancy?

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Komrads, that Reaktionary Newt, has thrown down the gauntlet on our Kommisar Peloski:

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Kommisar Peloski says she will give Newt a colonoscopy 'a la McCarthy', and Reaktionary Newt says, "go ahead make my day".

Who will win this titanic yellow jet contest?

Will it be the Reaktionary who looks like Benjamin Franklyn?

Or will it be the Kommissarska that resembles a shriveled Iranian babushka?

Place your bets here.

As always, Komrade Reiuxcat will collect all the bets for this match, and redistribute the wealth accordingly.


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The determining factor would be who can sit down faster.

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No contest really. The Greatest Speaker in History ™ could piss circles around Newton.

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[img]images/clipart/Prog_On.gif[/img] The Korrekt ™ Answer is, of course, RON PAUL!!11!!11!!1!


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Does not Kamerad Jibaro's photo of Speakerissar Newt closely resemble the visage of Our Sainted
Hero Of The Revolution
, Theodore Kennedy? For that reason alone, Speakerissar Newt should be unanimously declared Perpetual Commissar Of The Nation Formerly Known At "The United States Of Amerikkka"!

(Our Obammunist Dear Leader, of course, will be punked graciously step aside and be offered a Very Highly Paid an average "teaching" position (at a very reasonable salary of $100,000,000/year) at His Holy Alma Mater of Hahvud La-a-aw (of course, without any actual "teaching" duties - so as not to interfere with His "Cerebral Investigations.")


 
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