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Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel Caption Contest

3/1/2010, 2:25 pm
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Comrades,
I apologize for the small photo, but I saw this and realized that you, the collective were the only one's to do it the justice deserved.

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Dr. Chicago
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3/1/2010, 3:17 pm
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"If you'll bend over and grab your cankles, I can get a better sniff"

"I just love the smell of fascism!"
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3/1/2010, 3:30 pm
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"I just <i>love</i> that new virgins' blood shampoo!"
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3/1/2010, 3:58 pm
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Nancy Pelosi's new fragrance, Eau De Swamp will turn YOUR man into the Creature from the Black Lagoon too!

Nance, Obama says we've got an earmark for you.

Rahm, do you have a new Stimulus Package in mind or are you just glad to see me?
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3/1/2010, 4:20 pm
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Rahm: "During Obama speeches you better clap like you mean it or I'll have SEIU thugs break both your knee caps"

Nancy: "Don't make me reach back there and crush your T-bag"
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3/1/2010, 4:42 pm
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Rahm: "During Obama speeches you better clap like you mean it or I'll have SEIU thugs break both your knee caps"

Nancy: "Don't make me reach back there and crush your T-bag"

That might will be the ONLY good 'stimulus package' coming out of this Congress.
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3/1/2010, 5:14 pm
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"So that's what they mean by 'Rahm' it through! You're right, they really won't feel a thing!"
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3/1/2010, 5:52 pm
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Dr. Chicago wrote:"....... You're right, they really won't feel a thing!"

I'm not sure so that's a 'good thing'. (oh dear, did I say that out loud??)
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3/1/2010, 6:16 pm
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Dr. Chicago wrote:Comrades,
I apologize for the small photo, but I saw this and realized that you, the collective were the only one's to do it the justice deserved.

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Dr. Chicago

Sadomasochism Affair
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3/1/2010, 6:28 pm
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Wheeeeew Weeeee, You smell like the inside of my Mommas Purse.


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3/1/2010, 6:57 pm
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Mmmmm...I luv the smell of botox in the mornin...
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3/1/2010, 7:17 pm
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"I love the smell of smoked herring, Nancy."
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3/1/2010, 7:53 pm
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Rahm: "I'm gonna do to you what Obama is doing to the republic"

Pelosi: "Talk to me you ballerina bad boy"


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3/1/2010, 8:27 pm
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Rahm and the little girlie-man Reagan should dance the nutcracker together.

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3/1/2010, 10:04 pm
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I threw up in my mouth.
So, so many disturbed things are running through my cranium right now; mostly the lines from 40-year-old Virgin-
"You can f@#$ her while she plays mahjong with the girls."
"You can f@#$ her on her plastic covered couch."
"F@#$ her while she watches 'Murder She Wrote."
"You can f@#$ her, and then she can send you ten dollars for your birthday."
And my own line, "Wow- Rahm is LITERALLY f@#$ing retarded!"
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3/1/2010, 11:41 pm
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Nancy: "Ooh, now I know why you're called the Chief Of Staff!"
Rahm: "That's right, baby. It'll make you drool like a f-ing retard."
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3/2/2010, 3:11 am
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Ohhh, you're almost there. Just a little more to the left. No your other left, more to the left. Yes that's the spot. Just a little more pressure. Ahhh yes, Yes, YES Obama, Oh my Obama, OH MY OBAMA, OH MY OBAMA! Ahhhhhhhh!

Nanski;"Whew, I could sure use a cigarette"
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3/2/2010, 4:08 pm
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"Nancy, you remind me of my Mother..." Image
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