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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

The problem is all inside your little head
he said to me
The answer is easy if you
Think illogically
I'd like to help your silly struggle
To be freed
There must be fifty ways
To please Yo'bama

he said it's really not my habit
To be frugal
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or on Faux News
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To please Yo'bama
Fifty ways to To please Yo'bama

You just slip it in the back, Slack
Screw the new plan, Fran
You don't need to be coy, Boy
Just get yourself freed
To the back of the bus, trust me
You won't get to discuss much
Just turn on the key, Lee
And get yourself freed

he said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
wish there was something I could do
To make you vote for me again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

he said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe after we make you wince
You'll begin to see the light
And then I kissed his arse
And I realized he was probably right
There must be fifty ways
To please Yo'bama
Fifty ways to please Yo'bama


 
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