Big Bird

If I sell out tomorrow
Would you still be buying me?
For I must be corporate, now
And there's too many networks I'd rather be
But, if I stay on PBS now
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm not free as Big Bird now
And Big Bird will have to sell
And Big Bird will have to sell
And Big Bird will have to sell
Lord knows, I can sell

Bye, bye, Public Television
Though your funding I can't change
But please don't take it so badly
Lord knows your shows are lame
But, if I stay with PBS now
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm not free as Big Bird now
And Big Bird will have to sell
And Big Bird will have to sell
And Big Bird will have to sell
Lord knows, I can sell
Lord help me, I can sell
Lord Help me I can sell

Stocks go high Big Bird yeahhhhhh
 

A little off topic, Comrade Director, but here is being song from my new album "Songs Currently Banned on Jihadi Radio"



MR FIFTY CAL SNIPER SPECIAL

New shahid come a creeping
Like jihadi do
And two shells they need some wiring
Shahid think he got nothing to lose
So he works hard on the fuse, yeah
And completes the chore
But as he stands to conceal his ambush
Shot went thru, left a gaping hole

Mr Fifty Cal Sniper Special
Got a bullet that's long and huge
Ain't good for nothing
But put a six foot hole in a Muj

Big Ahmed's reading Hadith
And seeing virgins in his afterlife
And pretty soon Ahmed start a thinking
Gonna kill Amrikii tonight
So Ahmed straps on a bomb vest
Don't want to fill you with dread
But before he could push the button
Sudden shot done took off his head

Mr Fifty Cal Sniper Special
Gotta bullet that's long and huge
Ain't good for nothing
'cept put a six foot hole in a muj

Wallah, Fifty Cal Special
You make trouble it'll find your ass too

Well Barrets are made for killing
They ain't used for nothin' else
And if you want to fight Amrikiis
One might put you on the shelf
So why don't we start complaining
To some media dhimmi
Then maybe they can bail our asses
With more restrictive ROE's

Mr Fifty Cal Sniper Special
Got a bullet that's long and huge
Ain't good for nothing
But put a six foot hole in a Muj

Oooh, it's a fifty cal rifle
And I'd like to tell you to watch out for it, too