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Big Black - The Mongrel

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Yet another pioneering group of musical Young Soviets, Big Black stomped out of President Obama's stomping grounds of Chicago. Here they work their copyleft noise-band sound into a delicious howling bark-out to Kraftwerk's ditty, "The Model."

The guitars wail and screech at very high frequencies, which have been known to cause dogs to bark. It is rumored that the Secret Service has employed Big Black songs in facilitating the rendering of culturally aware meals.

The following video displays a Big Black EP cover, the title of which allegedly has no relation to the Secret Service, the President, or Colombia.



Big Black - The Mongrel

There's a mongrel in my neighborhood
I'd like to take it home with me, the eating's good
I'll grab it with fetch, a canine trap goldmine
It only takes a Chihuahua to feed me fine

'Chelle's making steak again, but I am hot for dog
With nasi goreng and palm wine grog (i.e., arak)
I'll free it from its chain and whip up dog satay
It is cooking good, can't keep my mitts away

I'm pining for Westminster's doggies now and then
Weimaraners, wieners, any man's best friend
I see them on the streets of old Washington
Since dog-eat-dog means less, I eat them from snout to end


Lyrics liberated from this address.


 
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