All the old mullahs on the tube
They do the spring dance doncha know
Now they move too quick Barry Oh
They're falling down like a domino

And the bizarre man by the Nile
He gives the money to his pets
Gold crocodiles Barry Oh
They snap their teeth in a minaret

Foreign types with their hookah pipes sing
Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh
Bow to an Egyptian

The blonde actresses have their say
Spin around and they spew some more
They've got the news Barry Oh
You drop your guard then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the brotherhood
When the muzzie sings Barry Oh
They're bowing to an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say
Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh
Bow to an Egyptian

Slide your feet up the streets - bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Like Seargent O Barry Oh
So strike a rock on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the hookah shop
They sing and dance Barry Oh
They hide their tail and cruise on down the block

All the Syrians with their spin
The party boys call the Kremlin
The Chinese know Barry Oh
He bows on down to Egyptians

All the press in the studios say
Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh Bee Oh
Bow to an Egyptian
Bow to an Egyptian

I thought of posting this but you beat me to it! And, I'm glad you did! Killer!

Thank you for kind words Comrade Pamalinsky! I will save a window seat for you in boxcar in the event Dear Leader steals election!

You always get the girl comrade Chalupa.....

And I was going to offer her half of the next rat I caught.

That's where you made your critical error Comrade Director. You can't win a Comradess's affection with a mere offering of rat anymore. There are rats everywhere since the Great People's Cyclone Sandy struck on Monday. I'm beating them off with a stick in my cell

To quote Cromrade Brown....

"RATS"