You get up in the morning
No terrorist's warning
Take the 8:15 to the airport
There's a bustle up ahead
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the folks who tried to be early
And if your plane's on time
You still have to stand in line
And take off your pants or get x-rayed
If you're ever unemployed
You can be a union droid
And look at naked pictures all day
And we'll be

Checking out your business (Every day)
Checking out your business (TSA)
I've been checking out your business (it's a crime)
Checking out your business and posting it online
Check out

It's just as easy as feelin'
You can see what we're seein'
And you can make crowds yell and clamor
Airport security czar
Let your hands go too far
I'm sorry ma'am, I thought those were pillows
People see you having fun
Just a-wearing latex gloves
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid
Cos we're all union droids
We love to feel your thighs up all day
And we be

Checking out your business (every day)
Checking out your business (TSA)
We been checking out your business (it's a crime)
Checking out your business and posting it online

Mercy
Whooooo
All right
[Instrumental Interlude]
Take good care of your business
On your way, TSA
Whoooo

You get up in the morning
No terrorist's warning
Take the 8:15 to the airport
There's a bustle up ahead
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the folks who tried to be early
And if your plane's on time
You still have to stand in line
And take off your pants or get x-rayed
If you're ever unemployed
You can be a union droid
And look at naked pictures all day
And we'll be

Checking out your business (every day)
Checking out your business (TSA)
We've been checking out your business (it's a crime)
Checking out your business and posting it online

[Brief Instrumental Interlude]

Checking out your business, whoo
Checking out your business
Checking out your business
Checking out your business
Checking out your business (every day)
Checking out your business (TSA)
Checking out your business (it's a crime)
Checking out your business and posting it online

Whoooo

Checking out your business
Checking out your business
Checking out your business
We be checking out your business
We be checking out your business
Checking out your business
Checking out your business